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DSM
2012- VERSION VI
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DURING OUR EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINSTAKING [sic]
MEETINGS WE ESTABLISHED THAT:
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3 NEW DISORDERS WERE DIAGNOSED
AGAINST THE BACKGROUND OF
REPEATED PATIENT COMPLAINTS OVER THE PAST 3 YEARS:
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DISORDER no1
CHRONIC LODGITIS
Possible causes: ongoing interaction with paranoics
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DISORDER no1
CHRONIC LODGITIS
Diagnostic method: dissasociative, self-loss, often thinks s/he’s a frog
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DISORDER no1
CHRONIC LODGITIS
Suggested treatment: convince him/her s/he is not a frog, then release it to its natural abode
(preferably a lake)
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DISORDER no2
OBSESSIVE PERPITIS
Possible causes: gang-stalking, EMR, ELF, gas lighting, buzzshaw,
etc.
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DISORDER no2
OBSESSIVE PERPITIS
Diagnostic method: persecution mania, often identifying with the
perp
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DISORDER no2
OBSESSIVE PERPITIS
Suggested treatment: stuff the bastard, s/he’s a nuisance
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DISORDER no3
COMPULSIVE NYMPHOMANITIS
Possible causes: overexposure to the all-time classic song “I’m horny”
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DISORDER no3
COMPULSIVE NYMPHOMANITIS
Diagnostic method: always undressing during the examination
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DISORDER no3
COMPULSIVE NYMPHOMANITIS
Suggested treatment: bang, bang, bang
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PERPOCRACY
NEW CD OUT NOW!!![INTENDED MI[S]SPELLINGS ADD A
HARDCORE TWIST TO THE PROJECT- HEY, YOU’VE GOT TO STICK TO THE GENRE’S
CODE]
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TRACK 1
ECHEL** PERPED ME AGAIN AND AGAIN
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TRACK 2
PERPY vs PERVY
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TRACK 3
PURE PERPERSION
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TRACK 4
MY PERPENDICULAR LIFE
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TRACK 5
PERP ACOUSTIC
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TRACK 6
ONCE A PERP ALWAYS A PERP
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TRACK 7
DRINKING SODA MAKES YOU PERP
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TRACK 8
A NEW PERP ORDER
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TRACK 9
PLATO’S PERP REPUBLIC
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TRACK 10
KEEP ON PERPING IN A PERP WORLD
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TRACK 11
EMR MESSED WITH MY PERPIRATION
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TRACK 12
IT’S A HAARPERP WORLD
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TRACK 13
BECOMING ELF (IT’S A PERP)
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TRACK 14
ALLO PREPEI KAI ALLO PERPEI
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TRACK 15
HAARPERP’S BAZAAR
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WELCOME PERP THANK YOU FOR
OPENING MY PC WHILE AWAY- JUST DON’T
MESS WITH THE CAT- FEEL FREE TO POUR DRUGS ON MY FOOD
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A NOTE TO THE
PERP NEIGHBOUR –
DON’T PISS AGAIN ON THE CAT GRASS
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9 REASONS FOR KEEPING YOU OUT OF
THE MARKET
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1. COMPETITORS FROM PAST COMPANIES ARE
AFRAID OF YOUR PERFORMANCE
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2. LOW-LIFE SCUM WOULD INTERACT
WITH THEM OTHERWISE
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3. BUY YOU AT A BETTER PRICE WHEN
IN NEED
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4. IT’S THE ONLY WAY THEY MAY JUSTIFY
THEIR PLOT
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5. THEY’RE AFTER YOUR PROPERTY, SO WHY RISK POSITIVE
RESULTS?
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6. LESS COMPETITION FOR JUNIORS AND
MIDDLES
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7. SYSTEMIC PLAY FOR 2-10 YR OLDS
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8. MORE OPENINGS FOR LODGE MEMBERS
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9. THEY GOT SO MANY IDEAS FROM YOUR FILES SO WHY GIVE YOU THE CREDIT?