£1 DRINKS
Who can argue with £1 drinks
No one that’s who
FREE ENTRY
How many places can you get into for free and have an amazing night?
Spoiler alert: it’s 0
I’LL BE THERE
Ever wanted to laugh at someone dancing like a disabled giraffe? Well now
you can
STATS
People who have died in Hive 0
Percentage of people who died outside Hive 100%
In conclusion if you don’t go to Hive you are 100% more likely to die
SAFETY
The glasses are actually plastic so you are less likely to cut yourself
AWESOME TOILET ATTENDANTS
Phrases like No Spray No Lay, No Armani No Punani are some of the few
phrases said by the toilet attendants
You also can get lollipops which taste better dipping into your drink
HACKETT CONT’D
2 shots of vodka
1 peach schnapps
1 banana liquer
1 midori
1 blue aftershock
Blackcurrant Juice
Energy Juice
All for £9 in a pitcher
THE PHOTOGRAPHY MAKES YOU LOOK GOOD
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2 ROOMS
First Room is chart, RNB and club
Second Room is Indie/Pop Rock
MAKE FRIENDS FOR LIFE
Everyone knows drunk nights out are where you make friends for life
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Losers People thatgo to Hive
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WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
Marathon Gossip Girl for the 18th time?
IT’S ONE OF THE POPULAR CLUBS
Fact.
IF I CAN GO 4 TIMES A WEEK YOU CAN GO ONCE
NO QUEUES
Nothing worse than standing outside in the freezing
BLOW OFF SOME STEAM
Bummed about not getting that care plan?
Then blow off steam at Hive
CONCLUSION
In conclusion if you go to Hive you’ll only need to spend £20
You won’t get killed
THANKS FOR LISTENING
Any Questions?