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IK Clan KKK
Why you should join the Ku Klux Klan?
You get a free white uniform with a mask that looks like a dunce cap, You also get free
money towards college or anything you might want. We'll even give you a free copyof World of Warcraft we bought with our own money. Please just join us and rid the
world of stoopid ape niggers and pussy Cathaholics.
In fact, We'll also give you a free sports watch and digital camera complete with
pamphlets about us and a *free* copy of America's Klan. The first game ever producedby an organization. In this game you get to kill immigrants, kill gays and burn crosses in
the name of God so what do you say, Join our Klan Hmmmmm...???
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Annnddd!!!!! Weeellccommmeee To The Call Of Campers 4th Edition Summer Bash!
Bithes!!
And here now we represent you with the Meow Meow contesters!
- present day IK CHOOTER INSIDE THEIR BEFORE THE CSB MATCH AT 9PM WHILE KING COCKAROLL insists in Motivating chooter AND SUPER SUSHISleeping cause chooter resists to play
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IK||CHOOOOOOOOOTERRRRRRRRR!!!! THE DRONE ATTACK - AKA
CHOOTER LOOTER - MEGA !!Representative Fought In Afgani Talibani War
With Ahmed Al ZuwaiherI Casualties of his men 1000+ all hit by THE NEW
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earth-penetrating weapons of mass destruction SENT BY
TWT - PIRATE
IK||COCKaRoLl The iNOOBLORD - The KING OF Noobs !! Nooblord You Can
Find Many In Somalian Militia Occupied Areas Like The South Stationed In The
Pirate negotiating in an CSB Page
Packing their bags and leaving CSB
Market All Getting Hit By Indian Navy Destroyers With
That Huge 120 MM Gun Used To Destroy Heavy Armor Vessels But Being Wasted
On Little Mickey Mouse Boats
To survive in Hayes, you must be able to say "hello", "goodbye" and be able to starta fight all by yourself. To help you survive, my friend and I have compiled an English
Somalian phrase book even with some Basic Somalian phrases as a bonus p, see in
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WHSmiths for details To be completely Somalian, don't buy it, steal it. Here are a fewphrases that can get you about, and how they are pronounced:
"Hello" - Sup blad - Sup blad
"Good-bye" - Sfe, l8rz mnzzz - Safe, lay-terz manz
"Are you threatening me, my kind gentleman?" - YOU'Z GOT BEEEEEF - Youz gortbeef
"I dislike you" - I'z gawn knife you - I'z gorn knife yoo
IK||$@T!$H GR - sUPER sATish - AKA Sushi Gand Raper - Well Known In The
Underground World As We Know Sea! And Ocean The Rapist Next To Spongbob's
Pinapple House Has Fought Battles With Whales AKA
IK-WALE was captured By Him And Brainwashed By Puting Sushi Brain Inside
VALE ..
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IK||Panda - a chocolate human being that was born from an output of Mrs's Panda
Butthole As you can see here
Mr & Mrs Panda Having Sexual Intercourse Back In 95
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and than a chocolate boy was born .. white+black = nesquik
Wadaap Niggaz :'D BACK THERE you can see ICE MAN and MOGI
IK||bLAYBlade! The Master Of METAL FUSION
aka Ray Kon - Someone who thinks he's a cat. He certainly pulls off the "pussy"
part.
as you can see blade and friends he also has a weapon
which looks like this .. our operating team has recently discovered that one of IK
members uses an extrodenary weapon that is unknown but has been
studied very interesting
hired by chooter looter by uniting with his INSECURE KOCKS friends :D
IK||ACE - hired by chooter we discovered recently while reading MR ACE FILE
That he has been called in duty the 4th time
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as you can see ACE doing his job before the 4th duty
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IK||Sahil HER MAjestY - Her Majesty's Royal Flying Rat's Ass plays an importantrole in the War against piracy. She personally monitors every internet TCP stream
and UDP datagram using tcpdump's hex dump mode even in cod4. She relays
to peer any suspected criminal activity. This is frequently refered to as Queen in the
middle attack.
sahil and chooter at the first day of ik recruitment
IK||MAstro - AKA MASTER OF NOOBS PROS CAN
MULTI KILL , NOW YOU CAN TOO!
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This N00b is created, generally, after many years of playing a game. They become so
bad at the game that they decide to make life unbearable for others.
Most N0obs have many war cries. The speech and translations are as followed.
-pWn U Kun N0Ob Fr4K r s3, K b. l U.
y pHr33 st00f pL0xors-Free stuff please
y Can you show me where ---insert place name here--- is?-No translation needed
y 01y y00 wif the sh1n3y 4rm0ur! ill buy it 2gp cuz 1 g0t n0 munnyzz-Hey, guy with the shiney armour, I'll buy it for 2 gp, because I am broke and got
that money from a cow.
known also for selling pornography movies for children
IK||Chogi - aka choji the egg from naruto
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instantly becoming fat after eating more eggs and smell like rotten shit COIN
OUT OF A CHICKEN .. than resulted
choji after getting less trained and all lazy .. after chooter bough choji into real
life he started dancing around like a chutiya gandu
IK||ICEMAN - AKA
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was found drinking from ik sushis best friend house spongbob square arse
enjoying the juice
IK||fIreBolt - a broom stick of harry potters that he can smell the bum hole of hairypothead in Harry Potter and the 300 gay guys. By this time
pothead had become the cockiest mother fucker on the planet. He was immune to
being beaten up when he went out in public SPOTTED
after putting his hand in chooters pants
well well what we have next ... ohh!!! ohh
IK||Yol@ - !!! AKA YOGI BEAR! was a master thief known for smuggling
priceless valuables in & out of parks in stolen pic-a-nicbaskets and evidently is
"smarter than the average mammalian carnivore Yogi lived in Jellystone National
Park for most of his life along with other migrating animals like Bill Cosby. He was
roommates with chooter for the most part. One day he snapped and killed a visitor.
He took the visitor's clothes, put them on and started his life of crime. His first theft
was from a costume shop where he stole a bow tie for his buddy chooter. They
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started out with just local crimes, like stealing an old lady's cane (while she was
using it), and chasing a poor local kid, IK BUBAI. The duo became bored with these
small time crimes and the two soon left Jellystone, and moved to mumbai
YOLA AND BUBAI SPOTTED IN CREEK MAP
Yogi got raped by a big man named Buba the clown and his small penis which was
like this 8=D Yogi decided that life wasn't worth living without chooter and
attempted suicide twice while in prison. His first attempt involved beating himself
with a cafeteria tray. The second was far more severe.
IK||$y|?$ - the hell i know what the fuck is that! but i noticed much he looks a like
his mother was a whore Under no circumstances should you accept sexual advances
from extra-terrestrials.
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Genuinely one of the most interesting studies of racial
tension, interracial sexual infatuation and homoeroticism in cinematic history. In
essence it's a normal action adventure movie but if you study the underlying motifs
more closely you can see the storytellers desire to examine the male form and it's
erotic connotations.
IK||0 Kool - AKA kOOPKebab
Kool was a very innocent brave pidgeon still is he was captured by bob aka
chooter
but chooter didn't want kebab he wanted to recruite a spy reporting back to him or
else he'd shoot him down with an RPG in hard core mod poor kebab is surrounded
by meow meows
kebabs has a long list of uses ranging from artillery to zither picks. It is our
sincerest hope that this section be expanded to enfold the entire universe in a meaty
embrace of facts and utter swill regarding this king of foods. The act of indulging in
a kebab, is referred to as Kebabbery.
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IK||Bubai - aka buba yogi's soulmate
known as a mini thief who helps ik yola steal pic-nic food and shit all around
the real life buba
after eating all the food from the raid of pic-nic
IK||Rohit - aka ROCKET
known as a gay rocket pilot who was born in 1910
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his mother came from a planet called planet apes she escaped from the captive cage
of human beings than came flying to earth .. as you will see on the new upcoming
planet apes invasion movie how they followed her here because she was so stunning
and only stripper on that planet
1860 rockets mother arrival
IK||Mogi aka herpes mosquito
Mogi mogi mogi.
~ Sim reporter on random incoherent shit from sims 3
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MOGI spotted sucking blood out of chooters chooter but got caught in the
spotlight.
IK||Hitman aka agent 69 ;)
I shall strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who
attempt to poison and destroy my brothers" (this is said once in a cutscene before he
hits the knee)
"Names are for friends, so I don't need one.. Waaaaaaaaaah Wanna be my friend!?
PLEASE? I'LL KILL YOU!!!!"
"Out of Burritos? Out of burritos?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"He had a hole in his face when i got there!"
"SNAKE!! ANSWER
ME!!!SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I have no friends."
"BOOM HEADSHOT!"
"Better look sharp, the locals seem edgy.. Meh, I'll just pull out over 20 different
assault weapons from my pockets and then not be able to put them back."
his comin his comin for ya !!
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