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Vey iz meerVey iz meer
• An expression which closely resembles "Who is Me",and is cried out by Jewish mothers every 15 minutes.
• An anthem of true suffering.
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GoyimGoyim
• People who are Gentile.
• A polite term for anyone who doesn't love a good bargain , or has extra-skin on his schmeckel.
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TateleTatele
• An endearing term of love which means "little man".
• An emasculating term for women to call men, if you think about it.
• But who has time to think.
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Gefilte FishGefilte Fish
• A tasty mix of congealed fish parts and transparent slime jelly.The only food it is permissible for Jewish children to refuse.
• In some families, they may even be allowed to gag, but politely.
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ChaleriaChaleria
• A derogatory term which best refers to a female business associate , or a mother-in-law.
• The closest English equivalent is "bitch".
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KurveKurve
• A call-girl, or prostitute.
• A reference to the Russian Czar's wife at the turn of the 20th Century, and to that flashy shiksa your nephew married. Also known as Nafkeh.
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KugelKugel
• A yummy blend of overcooked noodles , raisins, and curds of ripe cheese.
• Not fun to look at. When lathered with sour cream makes an excellent artery hardener.
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BorshtBorsht
• A purple soup made from beets and ammonia.
• Often eaten by elderly Ashkenazic Jews who slurp noisily and have protruding nose hair. Which is helpful, because it stinks to high heaven.
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K'neidelachK'neidelach
• Also referred to as matzoh balls. • Made with styrofoam and sponges.
• ** There isn't a laxative in the world strong enough to counteract them.
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ShmendrikShmendrik
• A man who messes things up, always loses and feels miserable. Closely related to Schlemazel and Schlemiell. Every Jewish familyhas at least one, often named Irving.
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ShlemilShlemil
• A jerk who can't do anything right. • In simple terms, someone who's
always spilling his soup.
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ShlemazelShlemazel
• The poor dumb putz a Shlemil is always spilling soup on.
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TzuresTzures
• A word refering to all problems, trouble, grief, aggravation and heartache. Examples: daughter pregnant with child of an unemployed Catholic bartender, adult son loses job and moves back home.
Major Tzures: Daughter and baby "Bridget" move back home too.
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LatkesLatkes
• Potato pancakes fried in castor oil and lightly seasoned with balsa wood.
• Smells like old boxer shorts.
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Kein ain-horeKein ain-hore
• A gleeful rejoice used when Jewish parents find out their only daughter is going to marry the Jewish surgeon
(who is bi-sexual) rather than that poor, unemployed goyishe bartenderwho is a stud…
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