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PARTY SKILLS, PRANKS,
AND MAYHEM
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ext copyright 2013 by Ben Applebaum and Dan DiSorbo.Illustrations copyright 2013 by Dan DiSorbo.
All rights reserved. No part o this book may be reproduced in any orm
without written permission rom the publisher.
Library o Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data:
Applebaum, Ben, author.
Te Book o the party animal: a champions guide to party skills, pranks, and
mayhem / by Ben Applebaum and Dan DiSorbo; illustrations by Dan DiSorbo;
oreword by Andrew W. K.
pages cm
ISBN 978-1-4521-1885-7
1. PartiesHumor. I. DiSorbo, Dan, illustrator. II. itle.
PN6231.P32A66 2013
818.602dc23
2012049258
Manuactured in China.
Designed by Real Art Design Group.
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Carpe Noctem
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Dont Become Extinct
who shouldparty
responsibly and in moderation. And while partying ofentimes involvesdrinking alcohol, underage drinking is something we dont condone and
never support.
Te material contained in this book is presented only or inormational
and amusement purposes only. Te publisher and authors do not
condone or advocate in any way the use o prohibited substances or
the excessive consumption o alcohol, underage drinking, underagetobacco use, and we accept no liability or the consequences o unlawul
drinking, overindulgence, or illegal activity o any kind.
I you decide to drink, drink responsibly, know your limits, never drink
and drive, and never let your buddies drink and drive. Use a designated
driver system, call a cab, take public transportation, or sleep it off. Just
dont get behind the wheel.
Please Party Responsibly!
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CHAPTER NO1 14
THE PARTY ANIMAL KINGDOM
axonomy o a Wild Species
CHAPTER NO2 46
FUELING THE BEAST
Proper Diet and Hydration
CHAPTER NO3 82
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
Party Habitats
CHAPTER NO4 110
ANIMAL INSTINCTS
Basic Skills and Behaviors
CHAPTER NO5 138
PACK MENTALITY
Advanced Social Systems
CHAPTER NO6 168
CONTROLLED CHAOS
When Animals Attack
CHAPTER NO7 196
CALL OF THE WILD
Communication
FOREWORD 10
INTRODUCTION 12
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS 214
ABOUT THE AUTHORS 215
ABOUT THE CONTRIBUTORS 215
TableofAwesomeness
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odays world is dominated more by social networks than by socializing.
Friends are added and subtracted with the click o a button. Andchatting happens over the computer instead o over a drink.
odays world is neutered. A night is deemed a success i a ew
laughs escape rom the miasma o pleasantries and moderation.
Wild abandon has been replaced by domesticated chitchat.
odays world needs Party Animals like never beore. But who
will mentor the next generation o maniacs? Who will coach the
uture carousers? Who will help the next reak flags fly?
You, thats who.
You have the abilitydare we say, obligation?to keep the Party
Animal flame alive.
o that end, we have taken the collective experience o the greatest
hell-raisers o all time and distilled it into this powerul, proven guide.
From ancient bacchanalian Greeks to the suburbanites donning
lampshades to the rock stars who party like, well, rock stars, Party
Animals have lef their mark on historyand the carpet.
Introduction
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Now its time to leave yours. Its time to celebrate, protect, and encourage
the prolieration o the North American Party Animal. o help you better
master the complexity o the Party Animals instincts and abilities, weve
created a simple acronym (P-A-R--Y) to help you understand the basicso what it takes to be a champion Party Animal.
P = PREPARE Te first step to partying actually happens well beore the
partying begins. A Party Animal must be properly educated, rested, well-
hydrated, and well-ed. We will discuss this urther in Chapters 1 and 2.
A = ADAPT Knowing the party scene is hal the battle, and owningthe party is the other hal. From house parties and toga parties to
oam parties and afer parties, Party Animals must be able to adapt and
acclimate to every changing environment including their own home
bases, and weve got you covered in Chapter 3.
R = RELATE Party Animals are social creatures through and through.
So knowing how to behave and how to interact with ones pack are
critical or a Party Animals survivalat least survival o the night.
And Chapters 4 and 5 will cover all the basics.
T = TROUBLEBelieve it or not, a Party Animal does have limits. But to
find them, he needs to push against them. Sometimes that means rebelling
against societal norms. Sometimes that means putting rozen pee under
someones door. Regardless o the maniestation, there is a need or Party
Animals to stir up some troubleand Chapter 6 will help show you how.
Y = YEAH!!! Language is what separates humans rom the animals. With
the exception being Party Animals who speak in their own languagea
lexicon filled with terms or everything rom hal-drunk beers to hal-drunk
people. Chapter 7 is your source or how to speak fluent Party Animalese.