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When I was 5, I had a babysitter named Tammy. There were other babysitters too—but Tammy was my favorite. She’d do my hair, play games with me and my little brother, Jordan, and even make us macaroni and cheese. And let me tell you, hers was awesome and cheesy and buttery and scrumptious.
When summer came around, Tammy decided to take a walk with Jordan and me around the neighborhood. I was thrilled. I got to hang out with a big kid and show her off to all my neighbor friends. We passed a house or two, and were almost to my best friend’s house. We were so close. Just a few yards away.
I never made it.
BOOM. My little body collapsed to the ground as if I got hit by a car. And then, as I came back to reality, I realized it was not a car at all. A giant, slobbering, fang-toothed dog was on top of me barking his snout off. And there was poor little me, an innocent and blonde 5-year-old, crying and crying and crying.
When the dog owner finally got a hold of his mutt (I actually love dogs anyways, I have a little nug called Cooper), my babysitter picked me up and brushed me off. Her face was white and her eyes were petrified.
When we got home, she made up what happened with the dog incident by making me her special mac n’ cheese. I had one bowl, she had one. Then she had two. Then three, and four. Ten minutes later, she was puking her brains out in the toilet.
That was the last day Tammy babysat me.
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