Download - Once Upon A Crime - A Funny Play
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ONCE UPON…A CRIMEThe Play
Everything you’ve ever known to expect from a somewhat strange screwball comedy drama.
The character Sam Wilson, attorney attempts to solve a case that goes beyond what he can remember, as the story twists and turns right in front of his eyes. However his eyes aren’t the problem… it’s being an attorney again after a serious accident.
The characters are memorable as you’ll grow to love them in a story that touches lightly on politics and what may or may not be socially acceptable.
The Concept:
The story is based in the great state of Washington in the small town of Ferndale – population 12,000… that’s where it all begins.
In this classic-style courtroom play the audience does not really know "whodunit" until the climax of the story. A legal thriller, on the other hand, usually reveals that information at the beginning or makes it clear that it doesn't really matter who did it so much as whether he or she is guilty.
So as we move along, the plot focuses on whether justice shall prevail. Expect to be thrilled and amused, then ever so slightly surprised.
CAST Requirements: 12 Men, 12 Women
Sam WilsonMiss Albright
CharlieAttorney’s Aid / Juror
Nancy the Secretary / JurorNews Reporter / Juror
Mayor Robert ThompsonEthan Lane the Mayor’s Aid
Judge Daniel ThomasCourt Reporter
BailiffJenny MacDougall the Housekeeper
Elizabeth Walker the ProsecutorDr. Madison
Michael RandallDetective Martinez
Anna Marino ThompsonCatherine Reynolds
8 More Jurors (various extra roles)
What Readers Have Said About The Play
“If you call this entertainment, then let me sing and dance for you.”
London, United Kingdom
“Are you kidding me? These characters remind me of all the assholes I ever knew.”Cleveland, Ohio
“Wow! I’d rather eat my wife’s cooking the rest of my life than read another page.”
Atlanta, Georgia
“I have to say that I am disgusted beyond… no wait a minute, I’m going to be sick again!" Daytona Beach, Florida
“What the f*ck were you thinking writing this play?”San Clemente, California
Comedy, Mystery, Suspense and
Controversy…
IT’S ALL HERE!
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Read the somewhat strange screwball FUNNY courtroom
drama play
ONCE UPON…A CRIME
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*Rebuttal: What Readers Have Said on next slide
Rebuttal: What Readers Have Said About The Play
“In the interest of equal time… those comments on slide 6 are completely silly… In reality - it’s really a great play… Decide for yourself, read ONCE UPON A CRIME”