Just in case

you’ve forgotten

that rain is wet…

Two totally different

directions..

Let’s hope this

“shcool” isn’t their

alma mater!

Please don’t

shoot at the slow

children …

Who’d have guessed? Banana

slugs have their own crosswalk!

You’ll wish you were

only seeing double!

McDonald’s- a study in

worker satisfaction!

There’s Nothing

like a good fore-

warning…

Gives a whole new meaning

to the term

“rolling stop”!

Tragically, Mr. And

Mrs. Kaput went.. well…

“kaput”..

Jesus Saves!

…and please

teach our grown-ups

how to spell!

Not that right, your

other right!

Please doPlease do not feed

the alligators!

Somebody Somebody left the left the

hose on..hose on..

Three square meals and lots of company..Three square meals and lots of company..

Carrier not included…

Location is everything..

The day before

Arkansas found a

new selling point..

The locals aren’t very well liked

in this area…

squelching their

personalities isn’t a

concern…

Take a left on a street downtown, then a right on another

lane..

Free terrorist parking..

Playing favorites, are we?

Forget about it’s effect on humans…

Sssssh! Don’t tell anyone

about the top-secret bunker!

And The manager is not drunk because he is still

drinking…

Just like mama used Just like mama used to make it…to make it…

Violators will be

towed at owner’s

expense..

Guaranteed or your money back!

We shoot to please…

Now, on to the reason

for the sign…

(also, the bridge is out ahead…)

We will not be deterred

by fake emergencies

!

Prepare for a wild ride!

special- it doesn’t cost a thing!

Hanging your car from this fence is strictly

prohibited.

In case of an attack or

catastrophe- good luck.

..Please walk

between the white stripes.

Public indecency

strictly prohibited.

Once they’re on

the freeway, you’re good.

We’re shaking in

our combat boots.

Gotta go? Too bad!

Thanks for the

reminder!

Gorkian for “Please

pause and continue”..

And You are not

hallucinating

Transplant, anyone?

Give a gift he’s sure

to remember

!

Just to be abundantly

clear..

This is your last warning!