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Excerpts from genuine history assignments
written by American students
from 8th grade to college level.
Read carefully.
You’ll be surprised what you learn.
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The inhabitants of Ancient Egypt were called mummies.
They lived in the Sarah Dessert...
and rode by Camelot
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The first book of The Bible...
The Bible is full of interesting caricatures
was called...
Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree
GUINNESSES
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One of Jacob’s sons gave refuse to the Israelites
Jacob was a patriarch who brought up his twelve sons to be patriarchs
but they did not take to it.
Joseph
David was a Hebrew kingskilled at playing the liar
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fought with the Philatelists
a race of people who lived in Biblical times
King David
Solomon, one of David’s sons,
had 500 wives
500 porcupines
and
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Without the Greeks we wouldn’t have history.
They also had myths. A myth is a female moth.
Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice.
They killed him.
Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock.
Homer wasn’t written by Homerbut by another man of that name.
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History calls people Romans because they never stayed in one place for very long
Nero was a cruel tyranny who
would torture his poor subjects
by playing the fiddle to them.
Maybe... it doeslooks familiar
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In Midevil times most of the people were alliterate.
Mwaah!! Malcolm’s
moved me mare!
Listen – Lilylikes
Lionel!! Justjesting
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Another tale tells of William Tell
who shot an arrow through an apple.
while standing on his son’s head
The greatest writer of the time was Chauserwho wrote many poems and verses and also wrote some literature.
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The Renaissance was an age in which more
people felt the value of their human being
Martin Luther was nailed
to the church door For
selling papal indulgences.
He died a horrible
death, being excommunicated
by a bull
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Sir Francis Drake
circumcised the world
with a 100-foot clipper.
Queen Elizabeth’s navy then went out
and defeated the Spanish Armadillo
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half
German
half
Italian
half
English
Bach was the most famous composer in the world
and so was Handel.
Handel was half German,half Italian and half English.
He was very large
Bach died from 1750 to the present.
Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf.
He was so deaf he wrote loud music.
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Delegates from the original thirteen states formed the Contented Congress
Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin
were two singers of the Declaration of Independence
Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.
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When Lincoln was President, he wore only a tall silk hat.
Abraham Lincoln wrote the Gettysburg Address while travelling from
Washington
to Gettysburg
on the back of an envelope
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The First World War
caused by the assignation of the Arch-Duck
ushered in
a new error
in the anals
of
human
history
by a surf
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The End
Michelle Dale
Animations and
Soundtrack
Michelle Dale
Music
Excerpts from The
Nutcracker Suite
Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky
Philadelphia Orchestra
Conducted by Leopold
Stokowski
Excerpt from La Gazza
Ladra Overture
Gioacchino Rossini
New York Philharmonic
Orchestra
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