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Guide to a Good Employee
Chapter 1 – Listen Up
“Get Back to Work”
1. Always listen to the Boss
Options
• You have no choice
2. Worship your Boss/Know your level
Boss
Bottom of the Food Chain
You are Here E
3. Always be Punctual
If you are late
Time is Money
You DEAD!
4. Don’t Stand Out
Which one doesn’t belong?
Which one doesn’t belong?
You get the idea
“We hate competition”
5. Never Question the Boss
Boss says “Yes” Just Do It
Boss says “No” Shut Up
Questions
Chances of you being fired
Anger
The Anger Curve
6. Leave!
When it is time to go
go Go GO!
or else
You’re trapped orz
7. Work Work Work
The Work Equation – 2 definitions
1. F = MA Motivating Forcing a mass into acceleration
Work = 8 hours + overtime (When the boss wants you to work 8 hours)
He really meant
2. 8 hours x 6 = 48 hours
Note: Since there is only 24hrs in a day, BETTER WORK TWICE AS HARD
8. Payday is when your boss have a period
Payment To
Employees
Payment To
Contractors
Payment To
Associates
Less investment capital
Less return
Less money for the boss
Boss cries, Goes on a spending
spree
Less Bonuses
9. Don’t be too loud
Like a Ninja
10. Flex Hours
Standard Work Hours: 8hrs + lunch
That’s 15 hours of freedom. Your boss will have a heart attack
With flex hours, you choose which period to rest!
1am to 5am?
2pm – 4pm?
11pm – 1am?
As long as you work the other hours, you have the freedom to choose when to rest continue!
Fin
If you have questions – revert to slide 7