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N’T USE GITD
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THE FOLLOWING PRESENTATION IS CONTAINING
SARCASTIC CONTENTTHE PRESENTER LOVES GIT AND APOLOGIES FOR ANY CONFUSION BEFOREHAND
IRONYR Hypersensitivity to occasional profanity requires covering ears.
OCCASIONAL PROFANITY (SORRY MOM!)
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Atlassian Ambassador
TODAY I'M JUST
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Atlassian Ambassador
NTODAY I'M JUST
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IT'S A DISEASE
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WORKING OFFLINE
1 GIT PROPAGANDA
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BROWSING HISTORY IS
LIGHTNING FAST
GIT PROPAGANDA
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WORKING OFFLINE
DISCONNECTED=
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CONNECT WITH YOUR TEAM
IN THE OFFICE
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DISCONNECTS US
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GIT IS DISTRIBUTED
2 GIT PROPAGANDA
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GIT PROPAGANDA
DEVELOPER INDEPENDENTLY CODE
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GIT PROPAGANDAwork on the
same code base
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ESSENTIAL
ARE MISSINGSECURITY FEATURES
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LOCK FILES SO WE DON’T STEP ON EACH OTHER TOES
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LEAVE FOR THE WEEKEND
AND NOT WORRY ABOUT MERGE CONFLICTS
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GREAT WAY TO CONTROL YOUR STAFF
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GIVES YOU LESS CONTROLOVERPEOPLE & CODE
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BRANCHING IS FAST
3 GIT PROPAGANDA
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GIT PROPAGANDA
YOU CREATE BRANCHES LOCALLYthat's lightning fast
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BRANCHING IS FAST
TIME FOR A BREAKBUT NO NATURAL
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CHECKOUTBRANCH
CODE
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CHECKOUTBRANCH
CODE
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CHECKOUTget a coffee and meet people
chat with team mates about the weekends
check Facebook
During
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MAKES YOU UNSOCIAL
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MANY POSSIBILITIES
4 GIT PROPAGANDA
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STAGING AREA
LOCAL BRANCH
REMOTE BRANCH
STAGE COMMIT PUSH
GIT PROPAGANDA
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COMMIT
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MANY POSSIBILITIES
NO ACCIDENTALLY COMMITS
MEANS
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WHERE IS THE FUN?
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IS LESS FUN & BORING
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EASY MERGING
5 GIT PROPAGANDA
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MERGING JUST WORKSgit merge
that's it
GIT PROPAGANDA
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EASY MERGING
TEAM EXPERIENCEMEANS NO
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Let's merge now
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MERGE CONFLICT CONVERSATIONS BRINGS PEOPLE TOGETHER
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IS DESTROYING TEAMS
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DON'T LET YOUR CHILDREN GROW UP IN A WORLD OF !
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DISTRIBUTED VERSION CONTROL SYSTEMS
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