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CALCULUS POEMSBy Charles Chy
Calculus – An Acrostic Poem
Children
Are the ones
Loitering and lingering in
Class as they slowly die
Unappreciated and unhappy, yet expected to
Listen, giving their teachers
Undivided attention while draining their
Souls…
Calculus – An ABC poem
Averages, averages, averages! The average student need not know
Bustling silence created by the teacher’s presence
Calculus,
Dear, Calculus
Existing for what reason,
For no reason at all.
Calculus – A Blank Verse Poem
What text must we start reading around noon?
The teacher assigns many problems to
solve fast for homework, making students mad.
For why did I agree to take this class
without a way to leave; my heart desists.
A lesson seems innocuous but still
my nerves are shot and almost dead am I.
Calculus – A Dactyl Poem
Half a day, half it is, half we missSnow is abound, let it drop from the skies and comecancel the school period that calculus occupies.Free from dread; boring assignments that plague my life.Let it come, let it come, let it come.Speakers announce all the students are leaving now.Winner: Me.
Calculus – Enjambment Poetry
What has this subject come to mean for meBut anguish, suffering, prison, and tyranny.
The walls are papered with equations that serveNo real purpose as we only cheat for answers.
There are feces in between the pages of the bookFrom which we learn, yet I can hardly look.
The class retains a sordid odor of mustComplimented by the clotted shades of dust.
Yes, this course can only induce apathy,But when the bells ring I leave happily.
Calculus – An English Haiku
raindrips fromthe roof
seats are dampandour spirits
suffer whenshe lies
Calculus – A Japanese Haiku
The spring is betterthan cold; birds chirp outside class.in summer, heat kills
Calculus – An Ironic Poem
Knowledge coats this room;is there some to spare, asks the student.Calculus is very important, replies the teacher,it is something you need to know.What if you wanted to model and graphglobal demand for poultry products?Have some knowledge,it is important.
Calculus – A Verse Poem
I walked in dazed and wandering,and gazed upon the chalkboard,observed the lesson pondering;I haven’t begun but am already bored,the period has yet to start,but I no longer hear the beats of my heart.
Calculus – A Petrarchan Sonnet
Today I will have to attend my classA bitter trite aroma wafts throughoutReminding students math is key to cloutEscape is possible with a hall passThese slips however thwart the student’s graspI found it! Laying hidden. Yes, I shout!I tell myself, that’s what I’m talking bout.Avoid security, those men harass
Dismay appears as teacher checks precisethe signature ensuring counterfeits fail.This fake you gave appears your demise Charles She’s sick of naughty antics blamed my viceHer shadow gains to bulky heights, I paleThe Principal assigns guilt filled with snarls.
Calculus – A Cinquain
CalculusDreadful, maliceKills me slowly
The monotony will continueBlight