donald duck #363
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Somewhere Beyond nowhere
WRITERS: Carl Barks & John LustigARTIST: Daan Jippes
LETTERER: Deron Bennett
CovER A: Don RosaCoLoRS: Andrew Dalhouse
DONALD DUCK #363 – February 2011. Published by BOOM Kids!, a division of Boom Entertainment, Inc., 6310 San Vicente Boulevard, Suite 107, Los Angeles, CA 90048-5457. All contents Copyright © 2011 Disney Enterprises, Inc. All rights reserved. BOOM Kids!™ and the BOOM Kids! logo are trademarks of Boom Entertainment, Inc., registered in various countries and categories. All characters, events, and institutions depicted herein are fictional. Any similarity between any of the names, characters, persons, events, and/or institutions in this publication to actual names, characters, and persons, whether living or dead, events, and/or institutions is unintended and purely coincidental. BOOM Kids! does not read or accept unsolicited submissions of ideas, stories, or artwork. For information regarding the CPSIA on this printed material, call: (203) 595-3636 and provide reference #EAST – 99999. PRINTED IN USA.
Special thankS to: JESSE PoST, STEvE BEhLIng, RoB TokAR, BRyCE vAnkooTEn,
AnD DAvID gERSTEIn
myStery of the LochART & SToRy: Carl Barks
EDIToR: Christopher Burns
the Saga of captain duckBurg
WRITER: geoffrey BlumARTIST: Carlos Mota
LETTERER: Deron Bennett
InCEnTIvE CovER: Carl Barks
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DoNaLD DUCK
Donald has a job at his
rich Uncle Scrooge's
money bin, and he's
slaving away--
Hi, Unca Donald! How's the working
stiff?
Same old, same old, boys! Catching up on
my reading!
Shouldn't you be stoking the furnace instead of grooving on funny- books?
You've read those a hundred
times!
And I'll read 'em a hun-dred more!
'Cause they don't make comics like this today! Full
of anger and angst and life-threatening
mayhem--
You slacker! You dallier by the wayside! I'll show you anger and
angst if you don't hop to it!
Shovel harder! Mildew's been sighted in the north forty!
I feel vigorous! Yelling at staff always perks me up! What's next
on the agenda?
Something that'll
perk you proper!
The directors from the Holly-wood Eye-Open-
er are here!
Oh yes, the gossip magazine I bought
last month! What's the hot word, gents?
Practical-ly sub-zero!
You bought a dying medium!
People today get their scandal from the net!
Seeking spoilers on your favorite TV series? Go to a chat room!
Want to know why Bill dumped Kathy? It's right there on your home page!
One thing alone can save us!
WAK WAK WAK!
HAR HAR!
Typefast, haul tail down to the basement and
confiscate my nephew's reading matter!
Yes, boss!
WAK YAKiTY HAR!
Sorry, gents! You
were saying?
Nostalgia! Readers go ape over Golden Age
greats!
Like this old-time cartoonist,
Temecula Sam!
Run a spread on him, and
we're made in the shade!
I remember Sam! And his Captain Duckburg strip-- but that was fifty years ago! Is he still around?
Nobody knows!
Last anyone heard, he was hiding out!
Somewhere in San Jacaranda! But that trail's twenty years
old!
Find him, or we'll see you in
bankruptcy court!
Here are your nephew's comics! What should I
do with them?Shred 'em!
But save the mylar
sleeves!
Seems a shame! For old newsprint, these
things are mighty crisp!
{Uk!}
Change of heart,
boss?
Change of fortune! That's a
Captain Duckburg comic!
"Captain Duckburg and the Mummy's Ankh" ..."Captain Duck-burg in Ancient Rome" ..."Captain Duckburg Foils the Phantom Plot"...!
Donald must be the
world's expert
on Captain Duckburg!
Shall I fire him?
By no means! Get him up here on the double!
Minutes later--
Dear nephew! I need to
consult your expertise!
First I want my comics
back!
Yes, anything! Now tell me--
where can I find Temecula Sam?
Nobody knows!
Sam disappeared twenty years ago! Rumor has it he's hiding out in
the desert!
!
Oh, so? Well, you're the big fanboy-- you
find him! I pay you a cutting-
edge salary!
Draw a video camera from Publicity, and take this phone with you! I want
hourly progress reports!
And so--
Taking a trip, Unca Donald?
More like a wild goose
chase! I have to interview
Temecula Sam!
What, the Captain Duckburg art-ist? He's a leg-
end!You got his address?
Yeah! Forty miles south and straight
into no-where!
Why not check the Junior
Woodchuck's Guidebook?
It lists the street address of every
living legend!
Here it is! 1313 Carlo Drive, San
Jacaranda!
Boys, you're life-savers! Want to come along?
And miss the "Tuffy" marathon on Channel Two?
A world of no! Vampire
slayers are way cool-er than caped
crusaders!
I've heard rumors about old Sam from the San Jacaranda Woodchucks! You
think Unca Donald will be all right?
Aw, how dangerous can a comic
book person be?
Three traffic jams and five wrong turns later--
1313...the last house on this
cul-de-sac! Kinda lonely!
I'll get him talking by using the old flat tire con! Old-timers
are suckers for such
things!
Hello, in there! I've had a little accident
with my tire!Beat it!
raT-TaT-TaT
But it's gone flat! I can't drive in
this condition!
Well now,
that's differ-
ent!
Here's some chemical patch! Fix
your tire with it!
SKUSH
You old coot! You should be honored that
somebody remembers
you!
Been there!
Done that!
Makes no difference! You're going to be
interviewed! You still rattling
around out there?
raTTLe!
shake! This'll help you spring into
action!