Chicks dig it

leewayflusteredveracityproponentlevelledvalet breath one word to show her inresortin possesion of the factsdeplorable occurencetenacitydoor ajarpannedhagindiscretionJugglerExperienced my fair shareAgnosticPunitiveEponymousMuppetTenaciousRustic aestheticSordidCatacombsSpill the beansFussHeaveTwoc’ingPuerility RelapseOverwhelming sensationChrysalisStunning moment of clarityDefoliantPatinaSet the notion asideRetractionSoberJanitorTrying to gather my thoughts and make it more preciseIncarcerateStrings attached

Filibuster and Cloture

Half-baked truth Tangible evidenceTweakedHis unapologetic stance has accentuated mattersTransparent attempt to dodge the throwRhetoric

With no partisan strings attachedSatire, spoof, parody and humour portalConsternation and gleebête noireprotégépotshotsgetting the hang of itan indelible stigmaScathingAttritionExpungedAppendBygonesHolisticNepotismIdyllicThe battle of perceptions of who is doing more to aid stranded SeminalSnippetsOstracizedPreenBuck the trendImbuedGrumpySubtlePouring out her griefTearing down the streetsDistraughtBallingSpeculation is rifeBrace yourself for thatKnobbingYou’re rendered mute. Is it incongruous?Ruthless and brutal exploitationForged a consensusPrerogativeMoved to staunch a growing tide of hostility towards himBoostsLibidinousPlatitudeDon’t throw those dewy cub eyes at me. It’s nauseatingWhimperSubpoenaQuid pro quoDiscretionForfeitCollusiveCould you fill me in here?Trail of crumbsComplicitSpeculative drivelMalfeasancePermeatesHarbingerPantheon

Howling citizensStop having kittensPhoney A born stoogeShone out like a beaconChildish prattleSimpletonNugget

TractionSauntersBemusedWilting under her gaze baiters say that this yet another instance of his propensity for polarizationdeception and insidious prevaricationfesteringSpur of the momentChampion of lost causesPlumb wore outLesser lights in the literary horizon of our countryExacerbatedreckless generosity and heedless profusionbear true faith and allegiancemental reservation or purpose of evasiona Christmas tigerStymiedLeery SqueamishTowDig up a preacherSmithereensNickels and dimesShenaniganConduct themselves as suchScruffEffronteryFilibusterBuckling , bleary eyesDebaucheryNegative spill overs could reverberateRatifiedInfest your livesClairvoyantOrdainedMalevolentComing throughConduit

RancidArchaicMeticulously crafted but also ponderous and predictableanamorphicsuppurationunkempt hairclouded judgementprimdapperdotestaggering gamble that paid offdulcetconcertedvine and valedays turned sourthe pines creaked and cracked in the hot dry windfiredrakehorns bellowingwantonkeep your sticky paws offbeg your pardonthat’ll be the doorI know you in the slightestBeing bluntRiddled with mouldStintSome clot head’s idea of a joke I must say its in very poor tasteTadMay I tempt you with a cup ofAleBelchConfusticatePillagedThought as muchPortentRunesFend LacerateEmbellishTrue courage is knowing not when to take a life but knowing when to spare one BoltedPreludeCondoneFratricideAnimosityCamaraderieRemarks ruffled many a feathersSirens wailing horns blaring bells chimingIn the same boatWeird is sexyEmpathyWhat a low lying sack of shitAct chill and lay low ImplodeSophomore

Drooling charmPleasure to make your acquaintancePredilectionVoice of reason in the town of buttermilk mindsProbationIndignationDon’t roll your eyes at meIntercessionInundationSpuriousMatter is comfortably laid to restWaningThick as thievesTemerityHow am I gonna survive a lifetime of you surprising meLet’s rollPantomimeRigmaroleTriteTaking it in the shinsPlaintiffNeed a second to let the classiness waft over mePerjureDid I adequately answer your condescending question?InjunctionPunitive reliefDioramaScathingParableCretinsKnock it offLet’s gut the effing nerd Tarmac

Little rusty from the extended furloughThe fumes hung in air like poisonPestilenceLucentFrugalNecromancerGuileBlinded by griefDauntPutridPaganFury rains down on youFall foul of its sighsIn the shadow of his grief he found a hateExacerbatedglib predictions and slick diagnosis, a craft that is not quite science, not quite artcoinciding with a secular bull runnuggetsoothed many a frayed nervenonchalantPurgatory

Laconic

InjunctionTinkleSurmisedCreeping cancer of falsehoodsEmbodimentCipherThe leads didn’t pan out, story’s smokeLapses in the decorumCarnalStung by repugnancePlatitudeWinceSqualorHang my capeDebilitatePonyGlibDawdlingBordelloMight we press you for an anecdote

FlypaperRubbleProvenanceRiggedImpugnDorkBarterMaudlinBariatricMade to eat a humble piePertinentCribConundrumFrowned uponRaucousShudderBurning daylightAugmentTwainRetchingGigExplicitBehemothDivulgeTenacityTediousSwigHell of a dayInsatiableGaffe

Packed to the brimNemesisDerisiveHolleredLedge

KerfuffleGatecrashingFeralGregariousStaggerWobbly denturesA little wrench on my agendaLet me see what I can do il get back to uAstuteFlingBowler

Traded barbshog such limelightrackBawlingThe happy idiot with a million laughsKill the lightsKnock it offSnugsvilleFinkDandyJinxedflunkClobberPresumptuousYou dig?PayolaFeeling of the crisp wind rushing in the faceDrew a blankReprimandAnarchyProne to fantasiesBeleaguered and exasperated cursing the heavens in futility

Quaint PawnshopOn the same pageRun me overHeirloomGood by meSplit ends at the crossroadsWhackoI think I just might have to take you up on thatMidgetPrudeTune everybody out live the momentI get pitched this shit all the timeGrimPredicamentVibeThanks for keeping an eye outBarge in a whim

AtticaHaberdasherCordwainerRegister a more private debt toProvenanceSurmount EmulateElucidateLike to steer his own courseRenegade

State your business or prepared to get wingedCaterwaulingLine of enquiryAficionadoQuandaryMalarkeyCueDisconcertValetTinkerGarboon RegaliaAcolytesFortuitousRambunctiousCharadeBat an eyeReimburseNagDecrepitA tonic for tired eyes

Blaring examples at corroborationBotchedMuch obligedFlair for the dramaticPanachePer seDapperMay I propose a toast?What sort of melodrama could be brewing back there?I will be along momentarilyPhrenologyServileYonderPrice is steepHis approval would be a dubious proposition at bestSpare the blushesHoodwinkCrumbBoils down to one simple fact

PensiveLoud and clearStage an intervention

PierPretty sickBaloneyChain of events that were set in motionCut it outI’ll send for youMasseuse

Inclined to reserve all judgementsExemptMorbidHysteriaLured the young and the ambitiousRiotous amusement that beckonedSissyLibelFifth guest’s shrill metallic urgencySanatoriumGrotesqueA willingness of the heart that suddenly seem to burst upon us allThe kaleidoscopic carnival spilled through his doorGet roaring drunkVouch for my good characterIt’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance

Minted

Camaraderie

Sink a few pints

Felicity

Daft

Annihilated

Partake of a liquid repast

Tankard

Refurbish

Déjà vu

Rob small, charming pubs of any discernible character

Teetotal

Blaze the trail

Tag along?

Drew a blank

Crumb

Verdant

Quell the dissidence

Scarlet billows

How’s you holding out?

Erudite

The depths humanity can sink to

Expunged

Presentment

Pre-empted

Egregious

Quashed

Assuage

Jester

Rote

Inkling

Preen myself with phony humility

Shred of evidence

Implausible

Morbid fixation

Speculation in our society has a way of becoming fact

Ferret

Flying on borrowed wings

Soul searching fortitude displayed in your statement

On tenterhooks awaiting with bated breath

Strained him to get this menagerie together

A penniless man with only a grand vision of himself

Scamper

Hot whips of panic

lament for a lost love into a satisfied declaration of independence

row

spree

swindler

sincerest apologies

no strings attached

bootleg

golden shimmering mirage

concealed an incorruptible dream

impeccable, irresistible imagination

orgastic future recedes

borne back ceaselessly into the past

snoop

punitive

bawdy

innuendo

indelible

rattled by the jibe

egg on the face

biggest adrenaline rush from the strong, pulsating chemistry

composed of such a riot of colours that the hues often bleed into each other, leaving behind blobs and blurs. A somewhat disorienting sensory assault   mounted by a filmmaker who believes that excess makes excellent sense.

trouble from the word ‘go’welchdisavowreverbate

entourageskittled for a paltry

gauging the emotional atmosphereinnocuousquintessentialthroesdelinquent

ingratiateInto this hamster wheel world of (fairly) instant gratification and unacknowledged yet intense lonelinessHourglass figure and sun kissed bodiesQuarrySalaciousStellareven the finest flings don't compare to the transcendent bliss

snaps into denial but the dreadful realisation of his future creeps inexorablysmirk atmisanthropeenunciatetenacityit got a nice ring to itdidn’t even blinkI feel violatedDissonanceAnecdoteSublimePining

Transgression

Lumbered

Massively screwed

That belief has been held in error

I was hoping to spare you this onus a little longer

Grapple

Subtle

Puissant

Suit yourself

Squat

Stultifying

Conflate

Truculent

Exuberant chronicle of crime

decadence and sleaze

stodgy

leap of iota, ensuing ignominy

the meat of the plot, the crux of the conflict

separate d factsfrm d fancy

doodle

I think its hard to put it in words

Refute

Flimsy

Stay in there and pitch

Abstain

Slob

Badger and bully

Whodunit

Lousy bunch of bleeding hearts

Wind chimes jingling

Every protuberance with arid zeal

Slather

Shivering breezes weave through a morbid tapestry of festering disease

Turgid is my torment

Mundane

Rune

Limbo

Overstayed my welcome

Bumped into

Wry little smirks

Queer

Tawdry

Lurid

Character assassination

Intrepid

Stowaway

Feeling a little under the weather

The shape of x coming through

Dirigible

Veritable

Hey I don’t bite

Blimp

Awfully crafty

Perhaps it is a blip but more likely the ravages of time have taken their toll

Jaded

Predictions are a mug's game

Intransigent

Sanctimonious

That’s enough to be going on with, don’t you think?

Amusing

Disappear from their normal lives

Never sustain the fiction of being single over time

Ignominy

Patina

Burnished

Grab a pew

We’re all sorted here thanks

Tamper/contaminate m\

Mundane

Inhabits our every waking moment

An arrogant sod

Peckish

Get off

Pint

Squiggles

Had it coming

Stop inflicting your opiniions on the world

Can I get through?

Intransigent

Snigger

Spite

My patience is wearing thin

Did such a fleeting impression

Prying

I don’t wana rush it

Halitosis

I wldn’t hold out too much hope

Cater to the whims of the pathetic

Atrocious

Snivel

I wld hv u r8 hea n ds desk until u hv begged fr mercy twice

Conundrum

Promise of love, the pain of loss, the joy of redemption

Damsel in distress

Duress

Hearse

Prodigious

Ol;d scores, resentments

Entertain the possibility

Sham

Ff u pop

Amiss

Wading in

Milieu

Four Lions tells the story of a group of British jihadists who push their abstract dreams of glory to the breaking point. As the wheels fly off, and their competing ideologies clash, what emerges is an emotionally engaging (and entirely plausible) farce. In a storm of razor-sharp verbal jousting and large-scale set pieces, Four Lions is a comic tour de force; it shows that-while terrorism is about ideology-it can also be about idiots.

Furtive

Barely contain myself

Mawkish

Baffled

Dirges

Expurgated

Anecdotes

Garrotter

Fibbing

'I am the last and highest court of appeal in detection.'

-Sherlock Holmes

"Our highest assurance of the goodness of Providence seems to me to rest in the flowers. All other things, our powers, our desires, our food, are all really necessary for our existence in the first instance. But this rose is an extra. Its smell and its color are an embellishment of life, not a condition of it. It is only goodness which gives extras, and so I say again that we have much to hope from the flowers." ― Arthur Conan Doyle, The Naval Treaty

"My dear Watson," said he, "I cannot agree with those who rank modesty among the virtues. To the logician all things should be seen exactly as they are, and to underestimate one's self is as much a departure from truth as to exaggerate one's own powers."-Sherlock Holmes

Docent

Malicious and vindictive

Falling upon the hard times

Guffaw

Getting a hang of it

Integrity compromised

Cartel

Free love nest

Mayfly

Barely scratched surface

Recluse

Interlude

Monomaniac

Dismissive of the virtuous, uncomprehending in the face of the happy

Redeemed by the warmth

Tedious

Archaic

I won’t be a minute

Irate

hurling choicest of expletives 

bloopers

instrument of revenge

rant

crowd in stitches

surreal

chug

fair and square

gavel

expound

collude

apathy

palatable

giddy

prevarication

fad

indisposition

reciprocate feelings

Tedium

Impertinent

Indiscrete

Explicit

Intercede

Ruse

Cross with you

Balance of probability

Ubiquity

Pejorative

Marquee

Quaint

Taciturn

Eulogy

Forged in the crucible of love

A fairy tale ending of two star crossed lovers

Breathe it all in

Accrued

Prosaic

Platitude

Tough act to follow

Beacon of hope

Floggings

Contraband

Preened

Overwhelmed

Twirl

Jabber jay

smacked of lampooning the natural phenomenon

paunch

I kid you not

Wee

Stigmatise

Copper

Docile

Bollocks

Wee lassies

Stoat the baw

Sordid

Shod

Spastics

Brownie point

Depredate

Up the stakes

Wog

Banter

Condescending

Repressed

Tipsy

 bipolar, bigoted

Nondescript

I’m just the ultimate tease

Apocryphal

"the games" – his euphemism for the myriad foul plots he hatches directed at workmates

Swaying hips, praying lips and flying tips

Aficionado

Run of mill

Wager on it

Erstwhile

Eschew ALL THINGS MODERN

Flagrant disobedience resulting in termination

Dilly dally

I wldn miss it fr d wrld

Top of d evng to u

Promenade

Inimitable

Canter

I wld die enraptured to hear u play

Cavorting

Whist

Touché

Injunction

Millennial

Lovely and wonderful

Prodigy

Fortuitous

Aberration

Hit a curveball

Gate-crashing

Bail

Twat

Frigging

Autodidact

Levity

Just messing wd u

Ventriloquist

Hit d road

Truce

UR D BOTTOM F D SLIME

RESCIND

Chaperone

Recuse

Subterfuge

Ruse

Gobsmacked

Ratify what he deems fit

Archetypal and stirring

Has not proved himself as a paragon of virtue so far

Circumstances were aligned against us; circumstance is just an excuse for the weak to rationalise their failures

Subversion

Reeling from shock

Surmise

Entire being was wracked with worry

Stymied

Perfidy

Reverberate

Tethered

Recipe for disaster

Sod

Walked into the eye of the storm

Didn help on dat score either

Perky

Sturdy

Ditch the loser

Fringe is the best bit

Unfurled

Twerp

Long catalogue of wasted time Atrocious miscarriage of justice

Couldnot have put it better muself

Snuggle

I’ll be back in tick

Walk me to the car

Any thoughts for the answer

Melodramatic

Smelled rawbone to me, edgy

Lividity

Ligature

Redacted

Paraphilia

Bend the narrative to support it

Accretion

Lack of a better word

Making hay

Occult

I appreciate a little hustle up on that

Scratch

Mind your manners

Connotation

Impunity

Scoff

Mural

Altercation

Oncological

Concerned

Squatter

Lackadaisical

Pugnacious

his glovework wasn't for the purists

relinquished

 inadvertently, he'd caused a row; a big, stinking cowpat of a rowTo call it a force-ten gale of a storm in a teacup would be to misjudge the mood of the times

in no way intended his instinctive action to be contrary to the spirit of the game 

blazed a trail

faux pas

Chortle

You have to sell yourself dearly

Trepidation

bereft of confidence

daft

eye-popping bursts that have dotted

chagrin

dream was drowning in a series of awful clichés

tripping

muses

got off the wrong foot

canned

punked

dramatic representation

what have u been up 2 man?

Apothecary

Embellish

Snazzy

Rad

Entendres

Caricature

Nerd

Mellow

Percussive

Hack writer

Knock you’self out

Inept

Subtle

Indemnify

Stub

Denigrate

Arch nemesis

Mind bending

Choked by pettiness and lassitude

Sludge

The nature of promises is that they remain immune to the nature of circumstances

Vetted

Ruse

We’re in free fall

How could you not see this coming?

Hubris

Throw a tantrum

How long have you been up?

No longer bound by allegiances

Retribution

Buffer

Platter

Brutal, inescapable truth

All I ever amounted to was chitins

Lepers

Keep me posted

Did you smell the Smugness ? The false deference

Queer

That’s a cheap ploy

You certainly have my undivided attention

Sloppiness indiscretion

Oligarchy

Endorsement

Stack

Let me get this fro you

Traction

Dismantle

Formidable

Incendiary quote

Subtle

Condescend

Shadow of doubt

In line with your thinking; ludicrous

Rancid

Conjugal

Kinky

I didn’t author that editorial

Evaluative standards

Smear

Peach

Butt of all jokes

Livid

Deposition

Subpoena

We are spinning our wheels

Cut me a little slack here

Little under the weather

Integrity

With what sort of oversight

Weep a river of snot

Get along just fine

Let’s not get bogged down in abstractions; lets deal with specifics

Walk us through it

More pressing than me?

Soul crushing loss

Wantonness

Scratched the surface of life

Eulogy

What is faith if it doesn’t endure when we are tested?

Fend

Lean on our own understanding

Hump

Valedictorian

Peddling

Dredging

Vindictive

Swing by my house

Revised the parameters of my promise

Shrivel

See what I’m saying

Dentures

Collude

Fruition

Disseminate

Got cold feet

Badger

Swerve

Felicity

Entitled

Play along

Cleave you from the herd and watch you die in wilderness

Tipsy

Slugline

Piques

Gravitas

Turn your back on us

Pander

Fads

Feel free to blow my mind

Predicament

Picket

Wither or thrive

Asinine

Façade

Bare minimum

Sweep under the rug

Would you Pitch in ?

Endowment

Delicate questions

Questioned your legitimacy

Bridge falling through

We’re fine

Ascribe

Seize upon the faintest whiff of trepidation

Pugilist

Blanked

Don’t sweat it

Brash

Conniving

Show myself out

Trying to create chaos in the ranks?

Gauche

Do me the honor of being my guest

Blind spots

Disseminate

I think we’re good

Pass up

You’ll be missed

A place to crash

Hauling

Vomit inducing

Let him know that you’ll be reaching out

Bypass her

Passively condoning something illegal

Uphold my end of the bargain

Flack

Henchmen

Libellous

It’ll lose steam

leeway

epoch

perjury

skittish and maniac

humongous

eviscerate

time to paint the tape

Facilitate your doubts

Ludicrous

Exonerate

Let him wither on the vine a little longer

Exercises his right to plead the fifth amendment

Ruthless pragmatism

Incoherent

Egregious

Lying through his teeth

Hubris is giving you delusions of grandeur

Scruples

I’ll sing for my supper. I don’t expect it for free

Relinquish

Retribution

Rescinded

Stupendous

Skulk

Canting

Frazzled

Eat a humble pie

Breech

I’ll be home before midnight

Coerced

Diaspora

Foot the bill

Daft

Spin doctor

Quid pro quo

My stomach has woken up yet, its too early

Frowned upon

Aleck

Portmanteau

Mortification

Carnal incontinence

I dint see that coming not in a million years

send her life into a terrifying spiral out of control