Declaration of L. Lin Wood

Exhibit 22

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in drag.”

58. Indeed, there is no comparison between anything shown on the Anna

Nicole Show, and the lies written in Blonde Ambition. I am dubious of Rita Cosby’s and

Mr. Littlefield’s claims to have watched both seasons of the Anna Nicole Show in writing

Blonde Ambition (especially since I recently confirmed that only the first season is

available on DVD). However, the show is extremely relevant to the issue of actual

malice. Anybody who watched the show would have seen my extremely close

relationships with Anna and Daniel, a closeness that cannot be faked. The reciprocated

love evident in the show would make the false and defamatory statements in Blonde

Ambition highly implausible. This is only underscored when combined with the suspect

nature of every so-called source.27

Libelous Statements 1 & 2: Criminal Lewd Act, and Videotaped Homosexual Act

59. There is absolutely no truth to the statements in Blonde Ambition at pages

202-204, apparently from Jackie Hatten, to the effect that Larry Birkhead and I were

engaged in homosexual sex at a party. There is absolutely no truth to the statements in

Blonde Ambition at page 204, apparently from Don Clark and Wilma Vicedomine, to the

effect that Anna watched a homosexual videotape of Larry Birkhead and me. Both

stories are entirely fictional.

60. I am heterosexual. I am not homosexual. I have never engaged in any

type of remotely “romantic” or “sexual” activity with Larry Birkhead or any other man.

61. I have never been videotaped during any sexual act, or been involved in

any sexual video.

27 A true and correct copy of the DVD of the first season of the Anna Nicole Show andadditional scenes released by E! are filed under seal as Exhibit 12 hereto.

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