deb schultz on alley v. valley for ignite bay area
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Altimeter Group's Deb Schultz takes a humorously analytical approach to the differences between the east and west coasts for Ignite Bay Area, 12.8.09. This presentation can also be found at http://www.slideshare.net/debs/alleyvvalley2-presentation.TRANSCRIPT
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Alley vs ValleyA view from both coasts. [Technically NYC vs SF]
Alley Valley
HazardsHazards
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Falling cranes Earthquakes
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Alley Valley
The Whole Coffee Thing
The Whole Coffee Thing
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Alley Valley
Won’t leave home without
Won’t leave home without
‣Perfect manicure
‣Black
‣Metrocard
‣Three layers
‣Timbuktu bag
‣Bike lock
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Alley Valley
CommutingCommuting
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Alley Valley
Closet filled withCloset filled with
‣Heels
‣Black
‣Black
‣Suits
‣Flip flops
‣Fleece
‣Free swag
‣Gear
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Ah ,the weatherAh ,the weather
Alley Valley
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Alley Valley
Tribal WarsTribal Wars
‣ Uptown vs Downtown [aka Brooklyn]
‣ Never visit - Jersey
‣ H&H vs Ess-a-Bagel
‣Marina vs Mission
‣Never visit - Oakland
‣El Farolito vs La Taqueria
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Alley Valley
Saving up forSaving up for
‣A pair of Manolos
‣A “closet” in Brooklyn
‣Parking space
‣Wind turbine
‣A house in Bernal
‣A Tesla
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Alley Valley
Rush out of office to
Rush out of office to
‣ Shrink...then
‣ Spinning...then
‣ 8 o’clock curtain
‣ ...then 10pm dinner
‣ ...a party downtown...
‣ Yoga or
‣ 10K run or
‣ Yoga..then run to 7pm dinner so can be in bed by 9pm
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Alley Valley
Drink all you want
Drink all you want
“You’re hopping a cab home”
“It will take at least
an hour to get a cab”
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Alley Valley
The Weekend!The Weekend!
In bed, with Sunday paper, getting over
hangover
Up at dawn, hiking biking
etcetera etcetera
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Alley Valley
Passion TopicsPassion Topics
‣Real estate prices
‣Shopping
‣Humidity
‣Banking collapse
‣Guilliani [still]
‣Gas prices
‣Food
‣Global warming
‣Tech standards
‣Arrington
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Startup/Tech Stuff
Startup/Tech Stuff
‣Moving to dumbo
‣What have you done lately
‣Worship $$$
‣Anti-social
‣Advertising: yeah,so
‣Moving to ‘the cloud”
‣Legacy pedigree
‣Worship code
‣Social graph
‣selling to google
Thanks to Sam, Sean, Jeff
Alley Valley
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Alley Valley
JobsJobs
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Alley Valley
Best Free LunchBest Free Lunch
via Sam Lessin
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Alley Valley
Bathroom GraffitiBathroom Graffiti
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Alley Valley
End of Summer Obsessions
End of Summer Obsessions
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Still trying to get back summer share depositand trying to shed “share boyfriend”
Still washing “playa” clothes and wondering what name of
“playa boyfriend” was
Alley Valley
If you are considering moving to the Alley
If you are considering moving to the Alley
‣Snark is a sign of friendship & bonding
‣ Interrupting is a sign of bonding/agreement
‣The answer to what you “do” is your job
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Alley Valley
If you are considering moving to the Valley
If you are considering moving to the Valley
‣Say “hi” to everyone like you’ve known them forever
‣Bite your tongue, count to 10, ok, your turn to talk
‣Take up a hobby preferably one that involves gear
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