cumulo do power point slideshow
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O carrasco sentir
um nó na garganta
depois de enforcar alguém
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Ver um banguela
mordendo gilete
Jogar palitinho
pelo telefone
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No cinema, tirar o chicleteda boca, fazer uma bolinhae, ao grudá-la debaixo doassento, encontrar outra
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Ser reprovado no exame de fezes
Abrir a caneta para ver de onde sai as letras
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Uma Kombi cair
com dois politicos no abismo.
(Numa Kombi cabem doze!)
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Tirar cêra do ouvidoe passar no chão
Usar papel higiênico dos dois lados
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Na lua de mel,levantar da cama,
deixar 50 reaisna mesinha de cabeceira
e ir embora.
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Nem vem...que não vou contar
Ih!Esqueci!
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Tirar remela dos olhose palitar os dentescom luvas de box
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Casar com uma mulhergrávida de outro
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Apostar corrida sozinho e ficar em segundo lugar.
Assistir corrida de lesmaem câmara lenta.
Cuidar de duas lesmas e deixar uma escapar.
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Olhar-se no espelhoe ter sete anos de azar
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Usar Band-Aidno lugar de absorvente
Deitar numa agulha e se cobrir com a linha
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Colocar tachinhas
na Cadeira Elétrica
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Suicidar-se com uma facada nas costas
Proibir a mulher de abriras pernas na hora do parto
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Escorregar nú num tobogã de gilete
cair uma piscina de álcooltomar uma ducha de sal
e se enxugar com Bom-Bril
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Jogar a bola na cesta
e ela cair no sábado
Passar manteiga no Pão de Açúcar
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Tomar um táxi
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Fechar a gaveta e jogar a chave dentro
Correr em volta de uma mesae conseguir tocaras próprias costas
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Engolir um batom para passar na boca
do estômago
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Dobrar uma esquina
Sentar no chãoe balançar as pernas
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Dois esqueletos
fazendo sexo
num telhado de zinco.
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Morar sozinho
e fugir de casa.
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É ou não é o cúmulo dos cúmulos?