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Student A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS OF WOMEN
ELEMENT: Woman SYMBOL: Wo DISCOVERER: Adam ATOMIC MASS: Don't even go there
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surface usually covered with a
painted film.
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without
reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states ranging
from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields to pressure applied to
correct points.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Has a great affinity for gold, silver,
platinum, and precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of
expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without
prior warning, and for no known reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity
greatly increased by saturation in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money-reducing
agent known to man.
COMMON USES:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in
sports cars.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.
TESTS:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink
when discovered in natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a
better specimen.
HAZARDS:
1. Highly dangerous except in
experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one,
although several can be maintained at
different locations as long as specimens do
not come into direct contact with each
other.
If I _______ a boy even just for a day
I'd roll out of ______ in the morning
And throw on _____ I wanted
And go drink beer with the guys
And chase after girls
I'd kick it with _____ I wanted
And I'd never get confronted for it
'Cause they stick up for _____
If I were a boy
I think I ______ understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I'd be a better man
I_____ listen to her
'Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the _____ you wanted
'Cause he's taking you for granted
And __________ you had got destroyed
If I were a boy
I ______ turn off my phone
Tell everyone it's broken
So they'd _______ that I was sleeping alone
I'd put myself first
And _______ the rules as I go
'Cause I know that she'd be faithful
Waiting for me to ______ home, to come home
___ I were a boy
I think I could understand
How it feels to _____ a girl
I swear I___ be a better man
I'd listen ___ her
'Cause I know ____ it hurts
When you lose the one _____ wanted
'Cause he's taking you ___ granted
And everything you ___ got destroyed
It's a little ____ late for you to come back
Say it's just a ______
Think I'd forgive you like that
If you ______ I would wait for you
You thought wrong
But you're just a _________
____ don't understand
And you don't understand, oh
How it feels to love a __________
Someday you wish you _____ a better man
You don't listen___ her
_______________ You don't care how it hurts
you lose the one you wanted
'Cause you're taking her for granted
And everything you had got _________
But you're just a boy
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Student B CHEMICAL ANALYSIS OF MEN
ELEMENT: MAN SYMBOL: Ego DISCOVERER: Eve.
OCCURRENCE: Large quantities in all populated areas. Highly concentrated deposits at all
sporting events and areas known as "singles bars". Extremely low quantities can be
found in any location where cleaning up is required. (See Women and Slave Labor)
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surface often covered with hair.
2. Boils when inconvenienced, freezes
when faced with Logic and Common Sense.
3. Melts if treated like a God.
4. Can cause headaches and severe
body aches; handle with extreme caution.
5. Obnoxious when mixed with C*H*-
OH (any alcohol).
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Is repelled by concentrated
quantities of precious and semi-precious
metals and stones (See Jewelery Store).
2. May explode spontaneously if wallet
is opened.
3. Requires copious quantities of
substances known as attention,
reassurance, and stroking.
4. When saturated with Alcohol will be
fairly inert and will repel most other
elements.
5. Is repelled by most household
appliances and common household
cleansers.
6. Is repelled by small children clothed
in diapers, particularly those of the
malodorous variety.
7. Usually willing to react with
whatever is available.
8. Most powerful embittering and
aggravating agent known to woman.
9. Is repelled by most household
appliances and common household
cleansers.
STORAGE:
a) Heavy boxes, top shelves, long walks late
at night, free dinners for Wo...
b) Can be used in recreational activities.
CAUTION:
Tends to react extremely violently when
other Man interferes with reaction to a
particular Wo specimen.
If I were a boy even just for _____
I____ roll out of bed in the morning
And throw on what I ______
And go drink beer with the guys
And chase after girls
I__ kick it with who I wanted
And I'd never get confronted ____ it
'Cause they stick up for me
If I ____ a boy
I think I _____ understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I'd be a ____ man
I'd listen to _____
'Cause I know _____ it hurts
When you lose the ____ you wanted
'Cause he's taking you for granted
And everything you had got
destroyed
___ I were a boy
I _____ turn off my phone
Tell everyone it's broken
So they'd think that I _____ sleeping
alone
I'd put myself first
And _____ the rules as I go
'Cause I know that she____ be
faithful
Waiting for me to come home, to
come _____
If I were a ______
I think I could understand
How it feels to ____ a girl
I swear I'd be a better man
I'd listen to her
'Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
'Cause he's taking you for granted
And _________ you had got
destroyed
It's a little too ______ for you to
come back
Say it's just a mistake
Think I'd forgive you like that
If you thought I would wait for you
You ________ wrong
But you're just a boy
You don't understand
And you don't _________, oh
How it feels to love a girl
Someday you wish you were a
better man
You ______ listen to her
You don't care how it hurts
Until you lose the one you wanted
'Cause you're taking her for
granted
___ everything you had got
destroyed
But you're _____ a boy
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