code review drinking game

Code Review: Drinking Game

Code Review: noun Reviewing code by developers to guard the software quality

The only valid measurement of code quality:

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good code

(c) 2008 focus shift


code review

wtf

wtf

good code



code review

wtf

wtf

good code

wtf

wtf is this shit

wtf

wtf

dude, wtf!

code review

bad code


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Code Reviews be like:

why are you doing this?

«explains code»

no... as a profession?

Drinking Game?

artist winks at camera

bad joke by country at

results

bad NOTe

12 points for neighbour

presenter changes costume

presenter flirts

5 people sing on stage

wind machine blows

choir whistles

artist without shoes

artist looses wardrobe

folkloreoutfit

Finale Drinking Game 20161 sip 2 sips ad fundum

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1 sip 2 sips ad fundum

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TODO comment

generated comments

reviewer exclaims WTF

over 2 generics

parameters


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TODO comment

generated comments


over 2 generics

parameters

> 3 nested code blocks

emptycatch blok

unnecessary complex code (framework-itis)

Using Random over

secureRandom


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TODO comment

generated comments


over 2 generics

parameters


emptycatch blok

unnecessary complex code (framework-itis)

Using Random over

secureRandom

catch Null Pointer

Exception


Hongarian notation

merge conflict in committed

code


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