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7/27/2019 Choral Speaking Edited Version

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Tick-Tock-Tick-Tock-Tick-Tock

Kringggggggggggg!!!!!!

Its morning!!

And I have to wake up!!

I glance at my alarm

It's five minutes to ten!

Grhhhhh!!!!Hey, whats up with that alarm!

It rang much, much too early!

(yawn yawn yawn)

I sit on my bed...Wondering.......

Should I continue sleeping OR Should I wake up?

I scratch my head and

Perhaps I'll just day dream

For a few extra moments before getting up!

Yes!!! That is what im going to do

Then, SUDDENLY I heard a BOOMING voice

Screaming in my ears..

WAKE UP, YOU SLEEPY HEAD!!!

ITS TEN OCLOCK IN THE MORNING.

EVEN THE ROOSTER HAVE GONE BACK TO THE REBAN!!

(mumble mumble mumble)

So I get up.

Slow...ly.Taking my own sweet time.

Stand up and wipe teeny weeny sleepy eyes

Reach and stretch for the sky

(Stretch Stretch Stretch)

Hold my hands way up high.

Bend my body and touch the ground.

Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Again!!!! That booming voice screaming at

me..Get ready! Get ready! Get ready!

You're gonna be late unless you move now!

There's no time to waste!

Hmmmm..

I wish the sun would not be too bright

So I could enjoy my late morning slumber

Dragging my lazy feet out the road..

And there I see one coming.

STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!Wish I could say so..grhhhhhhhh

Forced to placed my big bum

on the old worn-out cushion..

Staring out the windows and what do I see?

Nothing Much

The sun is brimming to my ears.

What do I hear?

Nothing much.

The noise from the cars engine has deafened my ears.

Gosh, I wish.... I dont have to go to school today!School such a bore, melancholic and old

The exciting part is the gossips all told

Teachers, they play on their computers all day

FACEBOOK...TWITTER...MYSPACE...

And FRIENDSTER???

Say what??? Friendster la

Dehh..that is old school lah.

(ketinggalan zaman betul)

Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!

Theres something more exciting!Hey...what is it?

Is it the cute boys ? < Pweeettt >

OR is it the girls? < whoooooo>

No ! No! No! No! No!

Its called homework...H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K...homework!

Say What! Homework! Thatz Bored..

Wait a minute! HOMEWORK!!!!

That reminds me of something!

Dont tell me that I

O.M.G!!!!!!

I forgot my homework!

I forgot to put it in my book bag.

By the way why bother putting it in the bookbag..

Cause I didnt do it anyway!!!!

Oh, what should I do?

Oh, what should I say?

Should I tell my teacher... thaaaaat

I couldnt do my homework cooooozz

I had asthma and was wheezing.

I had nosebleeds, measles, heat rash,

with some very painful sneezing,

and itchy skin with blisters

malaria and toothaches,

eight spider bites and hair loss,

and a broken leg with scabies,

I sufferedit was awful

but Im feeling better now.

Could I have done my homework?

No, I really dont see how.


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WHY!!!!!!!!

I said Im allergic to homework.

A.L.L.E.R.G.I.C

It makes me cough and wheeze.

You send me home with mounds to do,

And I just snuff and sneeze.

My teachers would never believe me.

Allergic? We think not.

Maybe see a doc, they would laugh,

What about this excuses!!!!!

I started on my homework,

but my pen ran out of ink

My hamster ate my homework

My computers on the blink

I tripped and dropped my homework

in the soup my mom was cookingMy brother flushed it down the toilet

when I wasnt looking

My mother ran my homework

through the washer and the dryer

An airplane crashed into our house

My homework caught on fire!!

STOP IT! STOP IT!

Well we did our homework!

Dont you give us your LAME OLD DRAGY excuses

Attention all students! Attention all kids!

We are the good-good-good ones

You are the bad-bad-bad ones

You know why?

I didnt want to add to my teachers heavy workload

And....

I didnt want the other kids in the class to look bad

That goes to you-you-you

Huh???

Any more excuse The Gooood Ones!!

Since your smart-smart-smart

Well you know Pitas.

Flooded, blackout and no water...

So-so-so

I dont see the connection here..HOW?

It was FLOODED and my clumsy friend fell in the drain

I jumped in to rescue him

But unfortunately...my homework drown..

And

BLACKOUT. There wasnt electricity bah!!!

So, i had to burn my books

to get enough light to see the fuse box!!!!

I worked on these excuses,

So darned long and I think

What else can I say?

I made a paper plane of it and it got hijacked

I put it in the safe locker but lost the combinationSome aliens from outer space borrowed it

So they could study how the human brain worked

I was kidnapped by terrorist

And they only released me

so i did not have time to do it

Dragging my lazy feet once again...

Walking towards the prison called school.

When I got to school I tripped over

and land on the ground. Thump!

As, I was walking to class.A boy was close to crashing into me. Thus! Thus!

In class I sneezed and everyone got a surprise.

A-choo!

It was then followed by lots of laughter. Ha! Ha! Ha!

KRINGGGGG!!!!!

There goes the school bell.

HaizButterflies in my stomach

My English Teacher will strangled me with all her might

Oh,

Please lose ur memory today teacher,Please get an emergency call from the hospital,

Please forget to enter class,

Please go away Teachernot today

I didnt do my homework last night

But i have pages of excuses...

Do you want to consider it teacher?

My desk is in the first two rows

that's just beneath the teacher's nose

Her eyes are on me, just like glue.

My teacher knows -- and what I fear

Is that is why she keeps me near.

Damn! She picked me!

At the front i look around

All the eyes on me

Even the kid who never looked up

Always too busy picking his nose

Is now looking at me too...

My heart goes...dub..dab..dub..dab..dub..dab

Teacher, you wouldnt punish me, would you?

For something that I did not do?

Of course not.

Ah!!! Thats a relief!

Teacher, I didn't do my homework again!


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HiHiHiHi

Wait! Wait! Wait!

jgn mare mare..nanti tak cantik cikgu..

It was just a jooookee

This is the plain truth

Oh, when Im in my classroom,

my classroom, my classroom,yes, when Im in my classroom

I fall sound asleep.

Im snoring and drooling from all of this schooling.

Cause when Im in my classroom

I fall sound asleep.

The more I do my homework,

my homework, my homework,

the more I do my homework

the sleepier I get.

Cause homework is boring.

It makes me start snoring.The more I do my homework

the sleepier I get.

GET OUT OF THE CLASS!!!

Standing out there wishing...

my teacher would let us share answers during a test.

my teacher would double recess and halve math.

my teacher would let the students teach the class.

my teacher would call a fire drill and then forget to

bring us back inside.my teacher wouldnt punch holes in my discipline card.

But stop!

Why do i wish things for myself?

Wishy...washy things

Things only a loser would think of?

How often we wish for another chance

To make a fresh beginning

A change to blot out our mistake

And change failure into winningAnd it does not take a special time

To make a brand-new start

It only takes the deep desire

To try with all our heart

To live a little better

And to always remembering to do my homework

Because

PMP..What!!! PMPWhat!!!!

Practice Makes Perfect la duh

I believe in myself andmy ability to do my best at all times.Because I am responsible for my life and for all of myactions:

I will listen,

I will see,I will speak,I will feel,I will think,I will reason,I will read,I will write.

I will do all these things with one purpose in mind:To do my best and not to waste this day for this day willcome no more.

Love me, make me feel valuedSmile for me, tell me that youre happy to teach me,Notice me,See all of me: my curiousity, my anticipationTeach me,I will work on the wrongsHelp Me! Help me know it mattersExcite Me,I came to you in love with learning

I'm ReadyI want to learn.I want to know.I want to be your student.

I PROMISE

I will return the favorI will reward you with my attention, my focus, my heartI will show you what I can doI will show you who I can be

I'm excellent, fabulous, great as can be!Astoundingly splendid. Yes, seriously!

I WILL SHOW YOU I CAN BE!!!!!!!!!!!

By : Tr.Caroline, SMK Pitas

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