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• A  cons'tuent  of  acid  rain

• A  fire  retardant

• Can  cause  severe  burns

• Accelerates  corrosion  of  many  metals

• Can  be  fatal  if  inhaled  or  injected

WARNING!    CONTAINS  HIGH  LEVELS  OF    

DIHYDROGEN  MONOXIDE

Source:  James  Kennedy  of  Haileybury  Inst.,  Australia    

WARNING!    CONTAINS:  SAPID  ODIFEROUS  &  

 VOLATILE  COMPOUNDS  FLAVOURS  ((Z)-­‐3-­‐HEXENOL,  2-­‐HEPTANONE,  CINNAMIC  ALCOHOL,  CINNAMIC  ALDEHYDE,  (E)-­‐2-­‐6-­‐NONANEDIENAL,  (E)-­‐2-­‐HEXENAL,  HEXANAL,  EUGENOL,  LINALOOL,  BENZALDEHYDE,  PHENYLACETALDEHYDE  

WARNING!    PHARMACOGNOSTIC  DERIVATIVES  

Source:  Vola'le  and  sensory  profiling  of  cocktail  bi[ers  Arielle  J.  Johnson,  Hildegarde  Heymann,  Susan  E.  Ebeler  .    Food  Chemistry.    Jan  26,  2015  

WARNING!    CONTAINS  

CITRIC  ACID

• Highly  Corrosive

• Causes  phytophotoderma''s

• Provokes  ulcers  in  stomach,  mouth,  throat  &  esophagus

• Removes  enamel  from  teeth  

WARNING!    WHAT  COULD  POSSIBLY  BE  WRONG?  

SUCROSE  

simple  syrup  

Premature  aging  Suppresses  immune  system  Kills  184,000  people  globally  Raises  cholesterol  &  triglycerides    Increased  risk  of  Alzheimer’s  Diabetes  &  hyperglycemia  Toot  decay  &  disease  Weight  gain  &  obesity  Kidney  disease  Hyperac'vity  Depression  &  Anxiety  Various  cancers  Weakened  eyesight    

Osteoporosis    Coronary  heart  disease  Crohn’s  disease  &  ulcera've  coli's  Asthma  Arthri's  Gallstones  &  kidney  stones  Hormonal  imbalances  Appendici's  Exacerba'on  of  MS  Decreased  growth  hormones  Emphysema    Atherosclerosis  NAFLD  (non-­‐alcoholic  fa[y  liver  disease)  Cons'pa'on  

Fluid  reten'on  Headaches  &  Migraines  High  blood  pressure  Chronically  inflamed  blood  vessels  Heart  a[ack  Stroke  Overea'ng  Insulin  resistance  Abdominal  obesity  (beer  gut)  Metabolic  syndrome  Elevated  uric  acid  Cell  damage  from  oxida've  stress  Upregulated  metabolic  pathways  

• Highly  vola'le  &  combus'ble

• Neurotoxin  &  may  cause  mood  altera'ons

• Leading  cause  of  intoxica'on

• Increases  risks  of    over  60  diseases

• Has  it’s  very  own  special  warning

WARNING!    CONTAINS  EtOH

“Everything  is  poison,  there  is  poison  in  everything…

Only  the  dose  makes  the  thing  not  a  poison.”  

  -­‐Paracelsus,  1493-­‐1541.    The  Father  of  Toxicology