charmed - 5x13 - house call.en

8/12/2019 Charmed - 5x13 - House Call.en

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100:00:06,680 --> 00:00:09,035Hey, it's so good to talk to you.

200:00:09,200 --> 00:00:13,716I was getting worried about you. You'vebeen gone for far too long, Glen.

300:00:13,880 --> 00:00:15,518Yeah, I'm sorry.

400:00:15,680 --> 00:00:19,195I should have called and let you knowthat I was all right.

500:00:19,360 --> 00:00:22,670Guess I ended up stayinga little longer than I thought.

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00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:25,274That's okay. You'll just have to take meto dinner tomorrow night

700:00:25,440 --> 00:00:26,429to make it up to me.

800:00:26,600 --> 00:00:31,071Dinner. I can't tomorrow night, Paige.I got plans.

900:00:32,760 --> 00:00:35,479I still wanna meet you, though.I mean, I really wanna see you.

1000:00:35,640 --> 00:00:37,437Good, because...

1100:00:37,960 --> 00:00:41,350...there's actually somethingI really want to talk to you about.

1200:00:41,760 --> 00:00:43,910Really? Sounds mysterious.

1300:00:45,160 --> 00:00:47,594That's actually great,because there's something


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1400:00:47,760 --> 00:00:50,149that I really wannatalk to you about too.

1500:00:50,320 --> 00:00:52,754Great. Then it's a date.

1600:00:54,960 --> 00:00:57,952- So I'll see you at 11:00.- Eleven o'clock is good,

1700:00:58,120 --> 00:01:01,237eleven o'clock is great.The usual place, the lake?

1800:01:01,400 --> 00:01:02,719Damn it, no.

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00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:04,919Or we can meet wherever.

2000:01:06,640 --> 00:01:07,709Stop it, I said.

2100:01:07,920 --> 00:01:09,148Stop what?

2200:01:10,920 --> 00:01:12,638

Nothing. I'll just... Yeah.

2300:01:12,800 --> 00:01:14,870I'll see you tomorrow, it'll be great.

2400:01:19,720 --> 00:01:22,359I am so sick of this.

2500:01:22,560 --> 00:01:24,790Piper?

2600:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,752What are you doing?

2700:01:27,920 --> 00:01:31,913I'm putting the diapers back wherethey belong, that is what I'm doing.


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2800:01:32,080 --> 00:01:33,559But it's 2 in the morning.

2900:01:33,720 --> 00:01:35,676Yeah, well, apparentlyour little ghosts and goblins

3000:01:35,840 --> 00:01:36,989are not sleeping, so how can I?

3100:01:37,160 --> 00:01:42,029I wish they would just attack us,rather than move stuff around.

3200:01:42,200 --> 00:01:46,159I told you, they're not ghosts.They're pests.

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00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:49,517Residual energy left over fromall the demons you vanquished here.

3400:01:49,680 --> 00:01:52,592Besides, the Elders saidthey would dissipate over time.

3500:01:52,760 --> 00:01:55,320Yeah. Okay, well, they're notdissipating, it's getting worse.

3600:01:55,480 --> 00:01:57,675They're, like, organizingand they're making it impossible

3700:01:57,840 --> 00:01:59,478for me to keep the baby thingsin order.

3800:01:59,920 --> 00:02:02,480

I know, but it's 2 in the morning.

3900:02:10,880 --> 00:02:14,668I'm telling you, Leo,they are trying to drive me crazy.

4000:02:17,440 --> 00:02:19,078What was that?


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4100:02:28,640 --> 00:02:29,993What the hell is going on?

4200:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,560- Hi.- Phoebe, what are you doing?

4300:02:33,720 --> 00:02:35,915I am cleansing the house.

4400:02:40,400 --> 00:02:41,992At 2:00 in the morning?

4500:02:46,680 --> 00:02:49,319Phoebe. Phoebe.

4600:02:52,160 --> 00:02:53,559

Phoebe, hold it.

4700:02:53,720 --> 00:02:55,153What, what?

4800:02:55,320 --> 00:02:57,788You're polluting the place.What is that crap?

4900:02:57,960 --> 00:03:00,793

The strongest purificationin the Book oF Shadows.

5000:03:00,960 --> 00:03:02,678- You think that's gonna help?- It better,

5100:03:02,880 --> 00:03:05,314because Cole's residual evilis taking on a life of its own.

5200:03:05,480 --> 00:03:07,471And look at my hair.I woke up, it was in a ponytail.

5300:03:07,680 --> 00:03:09,352I did not put it in a ponytail.

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00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:10,999And you think Coleis connected to this?

5500:03:11,160 --> 00:03:13,913Well, yeah. After all the timehe spent here, how could he not be?

5600:03:14,080 --> 00:03:16,071This house needs some seriousfeng shui-ing.

5700:03:16,240 --> 00:03:17,389Oh, give me that.

5800:03:19,440 --> 00:03:21,032I'm telling you guys, it's all harmless,

5900:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,509

it's gonna go away by itself.

6000:03:34,600 --> 00:03:35,589Phoebe!

6100:03:38,000 --> 00:03:38,989Piper, blow it up.

6200:03:45,400 --> 00:03:47,038- Do something!

- Electricity.

6300:03:47,200 --> 00:03:48,713Poltergeists don't like electricity.

6400:04:00,840 --> 00:04:01,955You were saying?

6500:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,639Why are you so sure

that it wasn't a poltergeist?

6600:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,314I mean, it definitely didn't likegetting zapped, that's for sure.

6700:06:09,480 --> 00:06:14,508I know, but poltergeists are spirits,


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this was more like a manifestation.

6800:06:14,680 --> 00:06:17,114A manifestation of what?Cole's leftover energy?

6900:06:17,280 --> 00:06:18,349Well, not just Cole's,

7000:06:18,520 --> 00:06:20,715but every bit of evilthat's been through here.

7100:06:20,920 --> 00:06:25,391It seems to be coalescinginto some sort of being.

7200:06:25,560 --> 00:06:27,949- Gee, you think?

- Look, I know. I'm sorry,

7300:06:28,120 --> 00:06:30,111I underestimated it.It's just I've never heard of it

7400:06:30,320 --> 00:06:31,548getting this bad before, that's all.

7500:06:31,720 --> 00:06:33,676

Well, you're forgiven.Now, how do we get rid of it?

7600:06:34,360 --> 00:06:36,430- I don't know.- Don't worry, I will find a way.

7700:06:36,600 --> 00:06:38,716Where there's a yin, there's a yang.

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00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:40,399Okay, I have no ideawhat that means,

7900:06:40,560 --> 00:06:43,518but I do know that I cannot raisea child in this environment, people.

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00:06:43,840 --> 00:06:45,876Piper, you're not duefor another couple of months.

8100:06:46,040 --> 00:06:47,917Exactly, I am running out of time.

8200:06:50,360 --> 00:06:53,397Good morning.How do you like my outfit?

8300:06:53,560 --> 00:06:55,471You look likeyou're not gonna help clean up.

8400:06:55,640 --> 00:06:56,959You have got that right.

8500:06:57,120 --> 00:06:59,714

I'm gonna go meet Glen. And besides,isn't everything just gonna

8600:06:59,880 --> 00:07:02,155- get messed up again anyways?- Bite your tongue.

8700:07:02,360 --> 00:07:05,079A little dressed up for Glen.Looks more like you're going on a date.

8800:07:06,040 --> 00:07:08,076- Maybe I am.- Excuse me?

8900:07:08,240 --> 00:07:09,798Did I just hear correctly?

9000:07:09,960 --> 00:07:11,598You and Glen together again?

9100:07:11,760 --> 00:07:15,150I hope so,I kind of wanna talk to him about that.

9200:07:15,360 --> 00:07:17,555Really? Fascinating.

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00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:21,110Haven't you and Glen datedmany times before?

9400:07:21,280 --> 00:07:23,271Yeah, we've kind of been hanging outon and off

9500:07:23,440 --> 00:07:24,634since high school, you know.

9600:07:24,840 --> 00:07:28,879I see. So you think maybe this timeit might work out?

9700:07:29,080 --> 00:07:30,638I hope so. Especially because lately,

9800:07:30,840 --> 00:07:33,559

I'll be out on a date, and thenI just wind up thinking about him.

9900:07:33,720 --> 00:07:35,312Proof of love.

10000:07:35,480 --> 00:07:38,040At least he knows you're a witch.You don't have to hide anything.

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00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:39,229That is a very good point.

10200:07:39,400 --> 00:07:41,960All right, Sally, go meet Harry.Good luck.

10300:07:42,120 --> 00:07:43,473Thank you.

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00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:46,757If you need me, you know I'm justan orb away. Just holler.

10500:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,598Would now be a bad time?

10600:07:54,960 --> 00:07:57,872


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Hey, hey. I think I've found something.

10700:08:00,040 --> 00:08:01,268A witch doctor?

10800:08:01,440 --> 00:08:03,795Okay, liverwortand a pinch of dragonroot.

10900:08:03,960 --> 00:08:04,995- Dragonroot.- Okay.

11000:08:05,160 --> 00:08:06,275- Got it.- Wait,

11100:08:06,480 --> 00:08:09,233- shouldn't we be talking about this?

- What is there to talk about, Leo?

11200:08:09,440 --> 00:08:11,237It says right herethat they expel evil spirits.

11300:08:11,840 --> 00:08:14,752Still, that doesn't mean they're good.Witch doctors are kind of a wild card,

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00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:16,911that's why the Elders don't want usworking with them.

11500:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,799Well, sometimes we don't wannawork with the Elders, so we're even.

11600:08:19,960 --> 00:08:21,951Besides, do you have a better idea?

11700:08:22,920 --> 00:08:24,638- No.- Okay, then.

11800:08:24,840 --> 00:08:27,354Get the snakeskin ready,and after I read the spell,


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11900:08:27,520 --> 00:08:28,873then you throw it in.

12000:08:29,040 --> 00:08:32,476Free us From the ties that bindOF evil magic intertwined

12100:08:32,640 --> 00:08:37,316We call upon the one who curesHe who to the dark inured

12200:08:37,480 --> 00:08:38,959Ready?

12300:08:52,360 --> 00:08:53,475How may I be of service?

12400:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,157

Are you a witch doctor?

12500:08:57,040 --> 00:08:58,632Let me guess.You were expecting someone

12600:08:58,840 --> 00:09:01,400with a bone through the nose anda shrunken-head necklace perhaps?

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00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,158Yeah, actually. Yeah, yeah.

12800:09:06,280 --> 00:09:10,159You know, you make this huge effortto change with the times,

12900:09:10,320 --> 00:09:12,515it's always the stereotypesthat persist.

13000:09:13,920 --> 00:09:15,114Now...

13100:09:16,400 --> 00:09:17,628...where is the evil?

13200:09:22,520 --> 00:09:24,397


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Here, there...

13300:09:26,240 --> 00:09:28,071...everywhere.

13400:09:34,560 --> 00:09:38,109You ever vanquished a demonin this house by any chance?

13500:09:39,320 --> 00:09:41,231Oh, only about a hundred.

13600:09:41,400 --> 00:09:42,913- Give or take.- Another hundred.

13700:09:43,720 --> 00:09:45,950Explains all the evil energyI'm sensing.

13800:09:47,080 --> 00:09:48,991This is going to take some time.

13900:09:49,160 --> 00:09:50,559Yeah, well, can you do it?

14000:09:53,360 --> 00:09:54,395Absolutely.

14100:09:58,280 --> 00:10:00,794- May I?- Go for it.

14200:10:07,320 --> 00:10:09,629I'm gonna keep an eye on him.

14300:10:10,920 --> 00:10:12,148All right, I'm gonna go see Glen.

14400:10:12,320 --> 00:10:13,514I have to go to work.

14500:10:13,720 --> 00:10:17,030Goodbye, my little baby,and I love you so much.

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00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,553But...

14700:10:20,720 --> 00:10:23,712Well, hey. Don't worry about me.

14800:10:23,880 --> 00:10:27,236I'll just clean this all up by myself.

14900:10:32,480 --> 00:10:34,710Did you see what that turkey did?

15000:10:35,840 --> 00:10:37,751Good morning, Phoebe.How are you?

15100:10:37,960 --> 00:10:39,552It's a full-page ad.

15200:10:39,760 --> 00:10:44,550Spencer Ricks is challenging me withthis chauvinistic crap. Listen to this.

15300:10:44,760 --> 00:10:46,671"Ask Phoebe says,'Every woman needs to find

15400:10:46,840 --> 00:10:48,193her own inner goddess."' Right?

15500:10:48,360 --> 00:10:51,557"Spencer Ricks says, 'That's fine,as long as she cooks and cleans."'

15600:10:51,760 --> 00:10:52,988Can you believe that?

15700:10:53,160 --> 00:10:56,152He's just trying to drum up publicity

by being controversial.

15800:10:56,320 --> 00:10:58,754Yeah, well, that's not gonna work.

15900:10:59,600 --> 00:11:01,830- Is it?- It's working so far.


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16000:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,958The Daily readership is upbecause of his advice column,

16100:11:05,160 --> 00:11:07,310- and we're a little down.- Well, what are we gonna do?

16200:11:07,480 --> 00:11:09,596- We can't just ignore this.- We're not.

16300:11:09,760 --> 00:11:11,671As a matter of fact,the other editors and I

16400:11:11,840 --> 00:11:14,195have decided to fight fire with fire.

16500:11:14,360 --> 00:11:17,511- Lf, that is, you're open to it.- Absolutely.

16600:11:17,680 --> 00:11:20,433Whatever it takes to vanquishthe competition,

16700:11:20,600 --> 00:11:23,034

I'm all... You know,defeat the competi...

16800:11:23,200 --> 00:11:25,031I'm just a very competitive person,you know.

16900:11:25,200 --> 00:11:28,033Oh, I've noticed, which is why I thinkyou're gonna like our little plan.

17000:11:28,640 --> 00:11:32,633We've arranged a photo shoot for youtoday at 3:00.

17100:11:33,560 --> 00:11:36,472- A photo shoot?- 415 is doing an expos


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17200:11:36,640 --> 00:11:39,074on local celebrities.We want you to be a part of it.

17300:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,309L... I don't know, Elise.

17400:11:40,480 --> 00:11:43,313Oh, it's all going to be very tasteful,of course.

17500:11:43,480 --> 00:11:47,792Although I want you to feel freeto show off as many of your lovely...

17600:11:47,960 --> 00:11:51,157...assetsas you feel comfortable with.

17700:11:51,880 --> 00:11:55,634Elise, I don't know if I can do that.I mean, why stoop to that, you know?

17800:11:55,840 --> 00:11:58,195I am an advice columnist,I'm not some...

17900:11:58,360 --> 00:11:59,998...Playmate.

18000:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,757Okay. I respect that.

18100:12:07,040 --> 00:12:10,077Although you should know thatSpencer Ricks will be in the issue.

18200:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,152What time did you say

I have to be there?

18300:12:17,760 --> 00:12:19,671Paige?

18400:12:19,880 --> 00:12:21,154Hi.


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18500:12:21,320 --> 00:12:23,276- I like your hair.- Thank you.

18600:12:24,880 --> 00:12:26,359Serious hug.

18700:12:26,520 --> 00:12:28,670Yeah, well, I missed you.

18800:12:28,880 --> 00:12:30,711I missed you too.You look really great.

18900:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,871Thank you. So do you.

19000:12:33,040 --> 00:12:35,235

How was your climb?It was the Matterhorn, right?

19100:12:35,400 --> 00:12:36,469It was awesome.

19200:12:36,640 --> 00:12:39,154There was a lot more people therethan when we were there, though.

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00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:40,514- That's too bad.- Yeah.

19400:12:40,680 --> 00:12:41,669So, what about you?

19500:12:41,880 --> 00:12:43,279You kill any demons lately?

196

00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:45,596Of course, but I probablyshouldn't talk about that here.

19700:12:45,760 --> 00:12:48,832Right, right. Sorry. Sorry.

19800:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,149


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21200:13:56,320 --> 00:13:58,356That was a little bitty baby one.

21300:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,752Big Mama's still hiding somewhere.

21400:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,631But I'll find her.

21500:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,836Don't you worry.

21600:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,589These walls are cloggedwith evil waste.

21700:14:15,760 --> 00:14:17,398Worst I've ever seen.

21800:14:19,280 --> 00:14:20,998You sure these are good witchesthat live here?

21900:14:21,440 --> 00:14:23,192The best.

22000:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,277Although one of them

is gonna go very evil on us

22100:14:25,440 --> 00:14:28,079if we don't get this room cleaned upin a hurry, believe me.

22200:14:29,040 --> 00:14:31,110- Is that a fact?- Well, not literally.

223

00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:34,192All I mean is that you need tofinish up here in a hurry, that's all.

22400:14:34,600 --> 00:14:35,794I understand.

22500:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,516


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What are you doing?

22600:14:47,360 --> 00:14:48,509Did you just take something?

22700:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,672You mean this lipstick?

22800:14:51,840 --> 00:14:55,469Well, I'm having trouble differentiatingbetween the witches' magic and evil.

22900:14:55,640 --> 00:14:57,358Personal items help meseparate them better.

23000:14:58,560 --> 00:15:00,391That's if it's all right with you,of course.

23100:15:01,320 --> 00:15:02,639I guess.

23200:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,679You don't trust me, do you?

23300:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,513Pity.

23400:15:13,080 --> 00:15:16,516Witch doctors help rid the worldof dark spirits.

23500:15:16,680 --> 00:15:19,638Now, I would think that you'd think

23600:15:19,800 --> 00:15:21,392that was a good thing.

23700:15:32,320 --> 00:15:34,993Hey, I heard an explosion.What's going on up there?

23800:15:35,160 --> 00:15:36,559Don't worry, everything's okay.

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00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:37,709I am a little worried,

24000:15:37,880 --> 00:15:39,996and I need to knowif this is gonna work or not.

24100:15:40,160 --> 00:15:45,314Once I capture Big Mama,it'll all be over with.

24200:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,869Big Mama? Who's Big Mama?

24300:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,958He's getting married, that dirty rat.

24400:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,553- Who?

- Glen.

24500:15:54,720 --> 00:15:58,110He's getting married to some bimbettehe met climbing the Matterhorn.

24600:15:58,280 --> 00:16:00,953- At Disneyland?- No, Switzerland.

247

00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:04,317Oh, but me, I'm lucky,because I got an invitation to the...

24800:16:05,120 --> 00:16:06,872...wedding.- Hey, pick that up.

24900:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,638I mean, I was on the phone with him.

25000:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,792He had plenty of timeto tell me about this, but no,

25100:16:11,960 --> 00:16:13,712he couldn't mention a single thing.

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00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:16,633Lucky, lucky me,I didn't say what I really wanted.

25300:16:16,800 --> 00:16:19,109I really... I think I would have died.

25400:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,237Excuse me.

25500:16:22,400 --> 00:16:26,109- So, what are you gonna do?- Do?

25600:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,469Well, I'm gonna kill him.

25700:16:31,640 --> 00:16:35,474No, I'm gonna apologize

because I'm a good girl.

25800:16:35,640 --> 00:16:38,837I was a little bit rude,especially to her.

25900:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,638Although I don't know whathe sees in her.

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00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,870She's not his type at all.

26100:16:43,080 --> 00:16:44,752She's blond.

26200:16:58,400 --> 00:16:59,435Stand back.

26300:17:04,800 --> 00:17:07,030

Gotcha.

26400:17:07,200 --> 00:17:10,317Oh, guess I'm not watchingThe Osbournes tonight.

26500:17:10,520 --> 00:17:11,555You okay?


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26600:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,318Yeah.

26700:17:24,880 --> 00:17:27,599My work here is complete.

26800:17:27,760 --> 00:17:30,752Your house has been cleansed.

26900:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,875Doesn't look very cleansed to me.

27000:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,509- Well?- The house has been purged.

27100:17:49,680 --> 00:17:52,797

Although how it became infestedin the first place is very troublesome.

27200:17:55,720 --> 00:17:56,709Go on.

27300:17:56,880 --> 00:17:59,917Whoever these witches are,they're magnets for evil.

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00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,308It's drawn to their powers.

27500:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,948- Can they withstand it?- Doubtful.

27600:18:04,120 --> 00:18:06,634They're easily distractedby the pettiness of their lives.

27700:18:06,800 --> 00:18:09,837Sooner or later,evil will overtake them.

27800:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,470And along with it, their powers.

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00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,636Then we must eliminate them.

28000:18:27,960 --> 00:18:29,393Didn't we just do this?

28100:18:29,560 --> 00:18:32,233Yeah, and I still think you should havemade Paige stay and help.

28200:18:32,400 --> 00:18:35,233Well, apparently,she has her own mess to clean up.

28300:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,550Hopefully we don't haveto do this again any time soon.

28400:18:37,720 --> 00:18:39,039

Are you kidding me?

28500:18:39,240 --> 00:18:41,231With exploding demonsand trampling sisters,

28600:18:41,400 --> 00:18:44,198this place is a disaster area always.

28700:18:44,360 --> 00:18:46,749

I have no idea what it's gonna be likewhen the baby comes.

28800:18:46,920 --> 00:18:49,718Well, I'm more concernedwith the witch doctor right now.

28900:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,791Why, because he took my lipstick?

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00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,188And Paige's keys.

29100:18:53,360 --> 00:18:54,873You don't know that he took those.

29200:18:55,040 --> 00:18:57,031I mean, she loses her keys daily.


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29300:18:57,240 --> 00:19:00,038Maybe. All I'm saying is there'ssomething not right with him, that's all.

29400:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,470Well, he took care of the thingsthat go bump in the night,

29500:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,198so that's all I care about.

29600:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,757- What happened in here?- We've been healed.

29700:19:09,920 --> 00:19:11,911Really? Way to go, doc.

29800:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,435- I gotta go change.- Why? Where are you going?

29900:19:14,640 --> 00:19:15,993To a photo shoot.

30000:19:16,160 --> 00:19:18,594To compromise my integrity.

30100:19:18,760 --> 00:19:20,557I'm going to kill the competition.

30200:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,517All right, then. Whatever that means.

30300:19:24,120 --> 00:19:26,475Hey, a picture's missing.

304

00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:28,468- What?- Yeah. The one of you

30500:19:28,640 --> 00:19:29,959and Phoebe, Paige.

30600:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,989


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- Went right here.- Maybe it fell out.

30700:19:33,160 --> 00:19:34,639No, it was glued in.

30800:19:34,800 --> 00:19:38,315Come on, why would he wanta picture of us?

30900:19:38,480 --> 00:19:40,118I don't know. I'm not a witch doctor.

31000:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,555All I'm saying is he obviouslywanted it for something.

31100:19:43,120 --> 00:19:45,156Hey, who stole my toothbrush?

31200:19:47,840 --> 00:19:49,159I'll go make the summoning potion.

31300:19:49,360 --> 00:19:50,554I'll go check with the Elders.

31400:19:58,640 --> 00:20:01,108If these witches are as powerfulas you say they are,

31500:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,349how will you kill them?

31600:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,750By attacking them...

31700:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,235...as humans.

31800:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,473Women.

31900:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,670With each likeness...

32000:20:19,840 --> 00:20:24,118


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...I'll turn their character flawsinto obsessions.

32100:20:25,360 --> 00:20:27,191Obsessions...

32200:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,351...that will consume them.

32300:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,713Destroy them.

32400:20:43,840 --> 00:20:45,398Glen?

32500:20:47,520 --> 00:20:49,795Excuse me.

326

00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,355You're mad.

32700:20:57,960 --> 00:21:01,919No, I'm not mad, Paige.I'm just confused.

32800:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,753What happened to you this morning?Why were you so mean to Jess?

32900:21:05,080 --> 00:21:09,915I wasn't mean necessarily.I was just rude.

33000:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,469Fine, whatever. Why?

33100:21:12,640 --> 00:21:14,949I guess I felt like youjust kind of came along

33200:21:15,120 --> 00:21:17,759and dropped thishuge bombshell on me...

33300:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,311...and I was hurt.


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33400:21:20,480 --> 00:21:21,833Hurt? Why?

33500:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,834- Wait, you thought you and l...?- No.

33600:21:28,600 --> 00:21:32,309No. I didn't think that at all.

33700:21:34,840 --> 00:21:36,239Glen?

33800:21:37,080 --> 00:21:38,195The minister's waiting.

33900:21:42,880 --> 00:21:43,869You okay?

34000:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,354I'm fine.

34100:21:50,920 --> 00:21:55,232Jessica, I wanted to apologizefor not being very friendly earlier.

34200:21:55,440 --> 00:21:56,919I really am sorry.

34300:21:58,080 --> 00:22:00,992Well, thank you.Thanks for saying that.

34400:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,072I just don't understandwhat Glen's doing

34500:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,435

with such a blond bimbette.

34600:22:05,880 --> 00:22:07,438- What?- And really,

34700:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,437who's the surgeon


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who does those boobs?

34800:22:09,600 --> 00:22:10,919Because they are fantastic.

34900:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,833I should get the numberfor a friend of mine.

35000:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,479Paige, what the hellis wrong with you?

35100:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,989Me? Well, nothing's wrong with me.

35200:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,151I'm not the one marryingthe wrong woman.

35300:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,278Oh, my God.

35400:22:24,480 --> 00:22:25,993Wait, Jessica. Jessica.

35500:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,550What are you doing?

35600:22:38,680 --> 00:22:40,511Next.

35700:22:44,040 --> 00:22:47,828Liverwort, dragon's root...

35800:22:49,600 --> 00:22:50,919How close are youto summoning him?

35900:22:51,080 --> 00:22:55,232A little bit of snakeskinand a bad rhyme away. Why?

36000:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,874The Elders think the witch doctorhas been stealing your stuff


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36100:22:58,040 --> 00:23:00,998- to put a hex on you.- A hex? For what?

36200:23:01,160 --> 00:23:02,149He thinks you're evil too,

36300:23:02,320 --> 00:23:06,472which is why the sooneryou summon him, the better.

36400:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,789- Piper, what are you doing?- Cleaning up.

36500:23:12,960 --> 00:23:14,154Right now?

366

00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:18,717You know, you can never really geta dish sanitary enough, can you?

36700:23:19,720 --> 00:23:20,755Dirty.

36800:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,158Dirty. All dirty.

369

00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,197Piper. What is the matter with you?

37000:23:25,360 --> 00:23:27,999What is the matter with me?I don't know.

37100:23:29,080 --> 00:23:30,911Are those water spots?

372

00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:34,229Much better.

37300:23:34,440 --> 00:23:39,230Okay. All right, you keep cleaning,and I'll be back with help.

37400:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,318


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Last...

37500:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,715...but not least...

37600:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,473...Phoebe.

37700:24:01,160 --> 00:24:03,958This is excellent. Excellent.

37800:24:05,720 --> 00:24:06,948Good.

37900:24:07,160 --> 00:24:08,309Excellent.

38000:24:08,520 --> 00:24:09,919

You're a natural at this.

38100:24:10,080 --> 00:24:11,911I don't know about all that.

38200:24:12,520 --> 00:24:14,476I'm not even sure why I'm doing this,actually.

38300:24:14,640 --> 00:24:17,313

You're doing this to blowSpencer Ricks out of the water, honey,

38400:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,034and we both know it.A little more skin wouldn't hurt.

38500:24:20,840 --> 00:24:22,239No.

386

00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:23,753I can't do that.

38700:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,315It's your career. Reload.

38800:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,234Got it.


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38900:24:32,560 --> 00:24:34,198Phoebe.

39000:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,910- Leo, what are you doing here?- I gotta get you home.

39100:24:37,080 --> 00:24:38,308Something's wrong with Piper.

39200:24:39,280 --> 00:24:41,032Excuse me?

39300:24:41,200 --> 00:24:42,474Who are you?

39400:24:42,680 --> 00:24:44,989

Me? I'm her brother-in-law.

39500:24:45,160 --> 00:24:48,072Well, good for you,but this is a closed set.

39600:24:48,280 --> 00:24:49,998Buh. As in "buh-bye."

39700:24:50,160 --> 00:24:52,720

Sorry, but there's kind ofa family emergency.

39800:24:52,880 --> 00:24:54,791Sorry. I should have realized.

39900:24:55,080 --> 00:24:58,277No, it's okay.

40000:24:58,440 --> 00:24:59,555

I'll stay.

40100:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,190Okay. We're... We're shooting.

40200:25:08,360 --> 00:25:09,679Get the fan going. We're shooting.


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40300:25:09,840 --> 00:25:11,717We're shooting and we're sh...

40400:25:11,880 --> 00:25:14,110Brother-in-law person,can you disappear?

40500:25:14,280 --> 00:25:15,793Excellent.

40600:25:15,960 --> 00:25:17,473Beautiful.

40700:25:19,040 --> 00:25:22,271- So, what, now you're defending her?- No, Jess.

40800:25:22,440 --> 00:25:25,273

It's just... All I'm trying to say isthat's not like Paige.

40900:25:25,880 --> 00:25:29,475She insults me, humiliates me,and now you're trying to explain it?

41000:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,591She was out of her head,she didn't know what she was saying.

41100:25:31,760 --> 00:25:32,875Oh, my God, don't even try.

41200:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,036She knew exactly whatshe was saying to me, Glen.

41300:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,236She didn't mean it, I'm telling you.

41400:25:37,400 --> 00:25:38,719I've known her forever.

41500:25:38,880 --> 00:25:40,233Well, then, fine.

41600:25:40,400 --> 00:25:41,992


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Why don't you marry her.

41700:25:53,440 --> 00:25:54,839Rough day?

41800:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,433What are you doing in my car?

41900:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,232Waiting for you.

42000:26:06,040 --> 00:26:07,951Careful, now,you wouldn't wanna fall.

42100:26:08,120 --> 00:26:09,997What happened? Where am I?

422

00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,310You pissed off a witch,that's what happened.

42300:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,113What?

42400:26:16,080 --> 00:26:18,913Help. Help!

425

00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,199This is gonna be fun.

42600:26:28,360 --> 00:26:31,158Okay, feather, feather.Where do we keep the feathers?

42700:26:31,360 --> 00:26:35,239- Where do we keep the feathers?- Oh, my God, you've made a mess.

42800:26:35,400 --> 00:26:37,675- Where are the feathers?- What do you want feathers for?

42900:26:37,840 --> 00:26:39,751Killer potion for Spencer Ricks.

430


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00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:42,551Second cabinet, under F.

43100:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,751I alphabetized.It's much more orderly.

43200:26:44,920 --> 00:26:47,195I see it. Perfect.

43300:26:47,360 --> 00:26:49,510- Hey, what are those?- Slipcovers,

43400:26:49,720 --> 00:26:50,755to keep the furniture clean.

43500:26:50,960 --> 00:26:52,359Although I've come to

the conclusion

43600:26:52,520 --> 00:26:54,317that we should probably just standfrom now on.

43700:26:54,480 --> 00:26:55,754Whatever.

43800:26:55,960 --> 00:26:57,757

Okay.

43900:26:58,520 --> 00:27:01,114Piper, just so you know,I may have to flee the country,

44000:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,919but just for a little while,and I will call you, okay?

441

00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,069Oh, no you don't, missy,

44200:27:05,240 --> 00:27:08,073there will be no fleeing the countryuntil you clean up after yourself.

44300:27:08,240 --> 00:27:11,391


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No, no, no. I'm sorry. I can't.

44400:27:11,560 --> 00:27:12,754I'm possessed.

44500:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,991That is not an excuse.

44600:27:23,880 --> 00:27:25,359Paige?

44700:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,236Thank God you're here.We have serious problems.

44800:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,515Like what?

449

00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,752Like, why are you wearinga wedding dress?

45000:27:34,160 --> 00:27:36,515Because I'm going to get married.

45100:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,790- Thanks to my whitelighter powers.- Oh, no.

45200:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,951I convinced Glento move up the ceremony

45300:27:43,160 --> 00:27:45,355before that crazy ex of hisgets in the way again.

45400:27:45,560 --> 00:27:47,312Clever, huh?

45500:27:48,480 --> 00:27:50,072Nose job, should have guessed.

45600:27:50,240 --> 00:27:51,992Paige, you can't do this.This isn't you.


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45700:27:52,560 --> 00:27:53,788It is now.

45800:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,349At least until after the honeymoon,then maybe I'll switch back.

45900:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,239- That's my cue.- Okay, wait, stop.

46000:27:59,440 --> 00:28:00,589I can't let you do th...

46100:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,110Should have seen that coming.

46200:28:15,120 --> 00:28:16,109

Paige.

46300:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,032Paige.

46400:28:19,080 --> 00:28:20,638Paige, Paige.

46500:28:20,840 --> 00:28:22,432- Watch my train.

- Listen to me.

46600:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,909You're under a hex, the witch doctor'sdone this to all of you.

46700:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,553Hey, hey.

46800:28:26,720 --> 00:28:28,915

You can fight a hex.You just have to reach deep down...

46900:28:29,080 --> 00:28:30,991What's your problem, Leo?Get out of here.

47000:28:31,160 --> 00:28:34,118


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Look, I'm sorry, Glen,but this... This isn't what you think it is.

47100:28:34,280 --> 00:28:35,269Oh, no?

47200:28:35,440 --> 00:28:38,318So this isn't Paige's brother-in-lawtrying to ruin my wedding?

47300:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,789- That's what it looks like to me.- Paige.

47400:28:41,520 --> 00:28:42,635Did you just call her Paige?

47500:28:42,840 --> 00:28:44,478Look, Glen, you know

about this family.

47600:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,437You know what sort of wacky thingscan happen.

47700:28:46,600 --> 00:28:48,079Can we just go somewhere and talk?

47800:28:48,240 --> 00:28:49,389

- No.- No.

47900:28:49,560 --> 00:28:52,233Sweetie, I'll handle this, okay?Go back to your position.

48000:28:53,440 --> 00:28:54,429Please.

481

00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,633I'll be right there.

48200:28:57,240 --> 00:28:58,753Paige...

48300:29:00,760 --> 00:29:02,239...where's Jessica?


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48400:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,151- Hell if I know.- What does that mean?

48500:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,913What did you do to her? Paige,you better not have hurt an innocent.

48600:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,911Well, she's not that innocent.

48700:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,878After all, she tried to steal Glenaway from me, didn't she?

48800:29:26,120 --> 00:29:28,793Well, at least you practicewhat you preach.

48900:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,152- Spencer Ricks, right?- That's right.

49000:29:31,360 --> 00:29:33,032You a fan? Got a pen?

49100:29:33,200 --> 00:29:34,918No, actually, I'm your competition.

49200:29:35,080 --> 00:29:38,390But instead of stooping to your level,I decided to confront you personally.

49300:29:38,560 --> 00:29:41,950That's right. Feeble Halliwell,as I live and breathe.

49400:29:42,160 --> 00:29:43,957

Your billboards don't do you justice.

49500:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,799You have a nice rack. You ought toshow it off a little bit more.

49600:29:46,960 --> 00:29:49,952You know, I don't mind losing readers


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to a legitimate writer,

49700:29:50,160 --> 00:29:53,152but some misogynistic pigthat's a fraud...

49800:29:53,360 --> 00:29:54,349That hurts.

49900:29:56,560 --> 00:29:57,549I'm not a fraud.

50000:29:58,320 --> 00:30:00,390- I mean what I write.- Oh, do you?

50100:30:00,560 --> 00:30:03,552If you can't stand the heat,get out of the kitchen, baby.

50200:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,558Oh, wait, that's a woman's place,isn't it?

50300:30:06,960 --> 00:30:09,997So then, you wouldn't haveanywhere to go, would you?

50400:30:10,160 --> 00:30:13,550

You know what, you're a turkey.And turkeys don't write columns.

50500:30:19,480 --> 00:30:21,994But they do make delicious dinners.

50600:30:26,160 --> 00:30:28,071Piper?

50700:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,752

Where are you?

50800:30:37,360 --> 00:30:38,395What the...?

50900:30:38,560 --> 00:30:39,879What?


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51000:30:40,040 --> 00:30:42,076Piper?

51100:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,512- Piper, what are you doing?- Heads up.

51200:30:53,080 --> 00:30:58,154I'm replacing this roof. It's filthy.I told you this place was a wreck.

51300:30:58,360 --> 00:30:59,873Piper, I need youto help me find Paige.

51400:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,510I'm not talking to hertill she cleans up her room.

51500:31:03,680 --> 00:31:05,159But it's about Glen's fiance.

51600:31:05,360 --> 00:31:07,396I think she's done something to them.Something terrible.

51700:31:07,560 --> 00:31:09,516- I need you to help me find her.- Busy.

51800:31:09,680 --> 00:31:11,193Piper, you needto snap out of it, okay.

51900:31:11,360 --> 00:31:15,512This isn't about you guys anymore,it's about an innocent. And if she dies...

52000:31:16,360 --> 00:31:18,749

- A little help here.- What are you doing with that thing?

52100:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,394Well, first I'm gonna kill it,and then I'm gonna stuff it.

52200:31:21,560 --> 00:31:23,630


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You are not bringing that filthy fowlin the house.

52300:31:23,800 --> 00:31:26,155Yes, I am.Thanksgiving's early this year.

52400:31:26,320 --> 00:31:28,709Do not get any blood in that kitchen.

52500:31:28,880 --> 00:31:30,757Phoebe, can I talk to you a minute?

52600:31:34,720 --> 00:31:36,950- What did you do that for?- Like hell you are bringing

52700:31:37,120 --> 00:31:39,429those muddy shoes in my house.

52800:31:41,480 --> 00:31:43,869Like hell. Paige said "like hell."

52900:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,477Jessica.

53000:31:51,440 --> 00:31:54,113This is taking far too long.

53100:31:59,080 --> 00:32:01,389Please don't. Please don't.

53200:32:01,880 --> 00:32:04,075- Please don't.- It's okay, I'm here to help you.

53300:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,470I don't know what happened.I don't know who you are.

53400:32:06,640 --> 00:32:08,437There's no timeto explain everything.

53500:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,033Just know that I'm here to save you.


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53600:32:15,480 --> 00:32:18,552It's okay. You can trust me.

53700:32:28,040 --> 00:32:32,079I promise to love you, trust you

53800:32:32,240 --> 00:32:36,870and honour you with all my heart,Jessica, forever.

53900:32:37,560 --> 00:32:38,788Jessica?

54000:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,150Wait. Stop the wedding.

54100:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,436Glen?

54200:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,838- What the hell?- They're twins.

54300:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,718And he was gonna marrythe wrong one.

54400:32:59,920 --> 00:33:02,388

Maybe we could justgive them a minute.

54500:33:03,640 --> 00:33:06,871Sure. Right.

54600:33:13,160 --> 00:33:14,991Paige?

54700:33:20,120 --> 00:33:21,155

But why?

54800:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,955Glen, I can explain.

54900:33:37,360 --> 00:33:38,475What have I done?


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55000:33:38,920 --> 00:33:41,070There's no time. We need to get homeand save your sisters

55100:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,196before they destroy themselves.

55200:33:49,440 --> 00:33:52,000Piper, I brought Paige,so she can help you out.

55300:33:52,160 --> 00:33:53,354Oh, that's okay.

55400:33:53,560 --> 00:33:54,788I don't need any help anymore.

55500:33:54,960 --> 00:33:57,554

It's already done,except for the sweeping.

55600:33:57,760 --> 00:33:58,749What do you mean?

55700:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,191I think I know.

55800:34:13,480 --> 00:34:15,391

Piper, what did you dowith the house?

55900:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,155Well, I thought it would be betterto start from scratch.

56000:34:36,240 --> 00:34:39,232But, Piper, you can't just vanquishan entire house,

56100:34:39,400 --> 00:34:41,914especially not our house.People are gonna notice.

56200:34:42,080 --> 00:34:46,073Oh, I didn't vanquish it, silly,I cast a vanishing spell.


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56300:34:46,240 --> 00:34:48,595It's like a good dusting, only better.

56400:34:48,960 --> 00:34:50,951But I am gonna have to do somethingabout these steps.

56500:34:53,640 --> 00:34:57,474Okay, you gotta figure out a wayto fix it, like you fixed me.

56600:34:57,640 --> 00:34:59,551- Get her out of this hex.- But it's individual.

56700:34:59,720 --> 00:35:01,199You seeing Glendistraught over Jessica

56800:35:01,360 --> 00:35:02,713is what shocked you out of the hex.

56900:35:02,880 --> 00:35:06,156Okay, well, you need to figure outa way to shock her out of it.

57000:35:07,840 --> 00:35:09,034I think I know a way.

57100:35:09,240 --> 00:35:11,276Piper, where's Phoebe?

57200:35:12,160 --> 00:35:13,639Phoebe? How should I know?

57300:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,028Remember,she came into the house

57400:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,553- with the turkey?- Turkey?

57500:35:16,920 --> 00:35:18,433Piper, when you madethe house disappear,


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57600:35:18,640 --> 00:35:20,312you also made Phoebe disappear.

57700:35:22,240 --> 00:35:24,879- No, she didn't...- Yeah.

57800:35:25,040 --> 00:35:26,553No, I wouldn't...

57900:35:30,360 --> 00:35:33,397Phoebe. Phoebe.

58000:35:35,280 --> 00:35:37,396Oh, my God. What have I done?

58100:35:37,560 --> 00:35:39,471The spell, Piper,

you need to reverse it, fast.

58200:35:39,640 --> 00:35:41,358I'm not sure I can.

58300:35:41,520 --> 00:35:43,033Well, then,you better make us disappear,

58400:35:43,240 --> 00:35:44,878

because this one's gonna betough to explain.

58500:35:45,040 --> 00:35:47,031You can do it Piper, come on.

58600:35:49,640 --> 00:35:52,916Let the object oF objection return

58700:35:53,080 --> 00:35:56,868

So that its existenceMay be reaffirmed

58800:36:03,720 --> 00:36:05,438Nicely done.

58900:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,313Is that a wedding dress?


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59000:36:09,480 --> 00:36:10,959You just noticed?

59100:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,991Phoebe.

59200:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,034Don't.

59300:36:16,640 --> 00:36:18,392Let me have it.

59400:36:18,560 --> 00:36:21,199Let go of me,I have to kill Spencer!

59500:36:22,120 --> 00:36:23,348

You named the turkey Spencer?

59600:36:23,520 --> 00:36:25,795That's no turkey.I think that's Spencer Ricks.

59700:36:25,960 --> 00:36:26,995The other advice columnist?

59800:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,037

Well, she said she was gonnakill the competition.

59900:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,191- Okay, we gotta break the hex.- Any ideas how?

60000:36:31,360 --> 00:36:32,952Yeah, actually.

601

00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:35,315Take her to the attic andkeep her away from that turkey.

60200:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,078Yeah, take me to the turkey.

60300:36:40,320 --> 00:36:43,995


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We're gonna pay a little house callto that witch doctor.

60400:36:46,160 --> 00:36:47,832Success?

60500:36:48,120 --> 00:36:52,113It's only a matter of timebefore they destroy themselves.

60600:36:52,280 --> 00:36:55,317Talk about premature jubilation.

60700:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,436You gentlemen might wanna seea doctor about that.

60800:36:58,840 --> 00:36:59,829How did you get here?

60900:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,798With the powers you apparentlydidn't want us to have.

61000:37:02,960 --> 00:37:05,155Good powers, by the way, very good.

61100:37:05,320 --> 00:37:07,629Powers we might just have

to use against you.

61200:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,233Wait, don't.

61300:37:10,320 --> 00:37:12,515If you are truly good,

61400:37:12,680 --> 00:37:13,908we're on the same side.

61500:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,960We felt you couldn't handleall of the evil spirits you attract.

61600:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,356Well, we attract themfor a reason, doc.


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61700:37:23,520 --> 00:37:24,714So that we can get rid of them.

61800:37:24,880 --> 00:37:28,236You get rid of us, you'll have moreproblems than solutions, trust me.

61900:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,994See, we might be slightly off,but we're off in a good way.

62000:37:31,160 --> 00:37:34,232Now, you're gonna reverse the hexon our other sister.

62100:37:34,400 --> 00:37:35,992Or it will be your last.

62200:37:41,240 --> 00:37:43,390Phoebe. Phoebe.

62300:37:43,600 --> 00:37:45,477Piper.

62400:37:51,400 --> 00:37:52,879Oh, dear.

625

00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:54,996Phoebe, is that you? Are you back?

62600:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,594Yeah. What's going on?

62700:37:57,800 --> 00:38:00,075I just... I think you have some...

62800:38:00,240 --> 00:38:02,754

...issues, competitive issues.

62900:38:02,920 --> 00:38:05,593I don't understand.

63000:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,436Oh, no.


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63100:38:10,600 --> 00:38:11,715Spencer Ricks?

63200:39:02,600 --> 00:39:05,160- Hi.- Hi.

63300:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,239You said you wanted to talk?

63400:39:08,320 --> 00:39:10,914No, I got the messagethat you wanted to.

63500:39:13,680 --> 00:39:15,910Actually, I sent the message.

63600:39:17,520 --> 00:39:20,910

I didn't think you guys would comeif you knew I wanted to meet you.

63700:39:21,080 --> 00:39:22,911Look, I'm out of here.

63800:39:23,120 --> 00:39:24,997Please, just stay and hear me out.

63900:39:26,120 --> 00:39:28,315

Look, I know what I did was awful.

64000:39:28,520 --> 00:39:30,476In my defence, I was under a spell.

64100:39:31,640 --> 00:39:34,234I know magic and all thisis a lot to swallow, Jessica.

64200:39:34,400 --> 00:39:37,119

And I don't blame you guysif you never trust me.

64300:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,669It's not that we don't trust you.It's just that...

64400:39:39,840 --> 00:39:41,432


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I don't trust her.

64500:39:41,920 --> 00:39:43,399Fair enough.

64600:39:43,560 --> 00:39:44,993But I will say this.

64700:39:45,160 --> 00:39:50,280The spell broke because I hurt you,and I hurt you because I hurt Jessica.

64800:39:50,440 --> 00:39:55,116It's pretty obvious that you love herand she loves you.

64900:39:56,120 --> 00:40:00,352You guys were meant to be together.I get that now. I do.

65000:40:00,720 --> 00:40:04,713And I know that we'rejust meant to be friends.

65100:40:45,840 --> 00:40:48,308That's all right, we'll clean it up later.

65200:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,516Are you feeling okay?

65300:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,238- Very funny.- You're kidding me.

65400:40:52,440 --> 00:40:54,396That's not killing you,just leaving a mess there?

65500:40:54,560 --> 00:40:55,879

No, not at all.

65600:40:56,600 --> 00:40:58,989Okay, maybe a little, but not a lot.

65700:40:59,160 --> 00:41:01,230Look, if there's anything I've learnedfrom all this,


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65800:41:01,400 --> 00:41:03,118is that I gotta learnto deal with messes,

65900:41:03,280 --> 00:41:04,429especially with a baby coming.

66000:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,318Because I hear they comewith a lot of messes.

66100:41:06,480 --> 00:41:08,232- I've heard some things about that too.- Yeah.

66200:41:08,400 --> 00:41:11,437Well, it's good that something positivecame from the witch doctor.

66300:41:12,680 --> 00:41:15,353- Hi.- Hey, Pheebs, what's cooking?

66400:41:15,520 --> 00:41:17,954Oh, if you're talking aboutSpencer Ricks, not him.

66500:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,236

I turned him back into the pigthat he was,

66600:41:20,440 --> 00:41:22,795and unfortunately,he won't remember any of it.

66700:41:22,960 --> 00:41:24,678I'm glad to seeyou're not competitive anymore.

66800:41:24,840 --> 00:41:27,308Yeah, no. I don't thinkI have to worry anymore

66900:41:27,480 --> 00:41:28,833about him taking my readers.

670


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00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:31,831- And why would that be?- Well...

67100:41:33,480 --> 00:41:35,357...because...

67200:41:36,840 --> 00:41:39,035- Oh, no.- Oh, yes.

67300:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,998"Why ask Phoebewhen you can see her?"

67400:41:43,160 --> 00:41:45,594Talk about journalistic ethics, right?

67500:41:47,640 --> 00:41:49,517

No retouching. Good times.

67600:41:50,280 --> 00:41:51,395Okay, give... Give me that.

67700:41:51,560 --> 00:41:52,879- No.- No.

67800:41:53,040 --> 00:41:54,632

- Run, run.- Leo.

67900:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,597Leo!

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