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CHAPTER 1
INTRODUCTION: MR. PROSPER
B G A B E R U T A T S C D L F
U R S U O V E I H C S I M A A
F A E C A P A B L E D F G E G
F V H I J K L N M E N O P D N
C E R S T O O V H U A C K F I
A L B D O O K C A L H K M A N
P Y O T F T T A A I I P P F U
G C U F P E D I T O R S S A E
R B U L F E S U P E V F N G T
A B R R F E M I S C H D I L A
V C A T S U O L U B A F E S T
Y F B U F F O O C A P A R U S
B L E E D I T E R F B B U L O
F A R F E T G R A V L L A C T
M I S S U P E R V I S O R U R
BUFFOON CAPABLE EDITOR FABULOUS FARFETCHED
GRAVELY LACK MISCHIEVOUS REINS STATURE
SUPERVISOR
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CHAPTER 2
SCHOOL IS IN SESSION
A S C H O O L B E L L A G H K
B B A B A N D O N E D C N U L
A D C O G H A N D O J U I B U
C E T A M I T L U I T S R B S
A A E N R I O P N R S S I I E
R T O O N E W X O E K U U N U
E B W N D F L B L H J L Q Q L
E N P S Q U I E U T I N N U T
N N R E O W S A S B Y O I I A
R G R N O U D I S S B M Y J C
O S O S A E N R O L L U V I E
P I S E O U R A M E N Y H N H
A B A N O E N R H U B I N Q U
J I S O R R O W N X U L T I M
U S E L S O R R C A N B A L L
ABANDONED CARELESSLY ENROLL HUBBUB INQUIRING
JINX NONSENSE SORROW ULTIMATE USELESS
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CHAPTER 3: STEVE “THE BEE” STING ARRIVES
CHAPTER 4: THE SCHOOL RECORD FALLS
A D U B C K E E O T R O W H S
R E E R T T H O R R I F Y O C
T L L E Y N E W S P U P L I S
I A B A E A E I O B D E E F T
B F A K D R H J L O R U T Y T
R O B D I E Z E N O R A A I O
E K O O L B L L O R T S U M O
A A R W S U T O O L I T C P T
E E P N D X A D G J L O I L R
X R M P N E T A R E L O T S E
U T I R A T R A N S F E R N A
B R E A L K D I S M A L A D T
A S C O L D R T I C E L Y H O
T R N F E E I L L S T O T E R
A I M P R O L A N S L I D O N
ARTICULATELY BREAKDOWN DISMAL EXUBERANT HORRIFY
IMPROBABLE LANDSLIDE SCOLD STROLL TOLERATE
TRANSFER
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CHAPTER 5
EMERGENCY: SUBSTITUTE NEEDED
A R B D A Q F T N O I S N E T
N E D C W E B M D A G W L E F
A E X G F C O I G E R R S X A
E P G P L N O N C N B D I H T
L I G F O R N C G O E A S I D
T B O T B N E L T I B W E B A
H W O E E F E I C T C L H I C
L N P T E A C N N A P A T T D
E I C G F D Y A T P E J O K A
K D H B N S A T F I L F P A G
C H E F A G U I P C A C Y K B
B T E D W O A O L I J L H J T
K F S O G B T N D T W K L F C
A M Y L C N Y E H N R R G Y C
D R E F A K G H C A F A D J B
ANTICIPATION EXPONENTIALLY HYPOTHESIS EXHIBIT MONOTONE
TENSION PEER CHEESY INCLINATION SYNC
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CHAPTER 6
TO THE CAFETERIA
T V O T C A F E S T U N M R E
I I N T E N S E N T O A S E A
O B F C O N F E S T R I N C T
G R C B O G I N O T A E I O S
L A K O J P O I U A S D F G I
G N H W N E R D E Z A L G N N
M T N O N F C E P R O U D I O
G L O G E O I R G I A B U T I
L Y L D A S G R S F L S C I T
Y O U G D A N P M A I N P O R
T O S A R T A S T I C S A N O
W H O Z Y C O N C G A Z G L T
I R N I T R E C O G N V I B N
B B R N O F I D E L R A T S O
R M G G A L D V I B R L Y Y C
BROADSIDE CONFIRM CONTORTIONIST GAZING GLAZED
INTENSE RECOGNITION SARCASTIC STARTLED VIBRANTLY
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CHAPTER 7 POST FOOD FIGHT—PERHAPS A NEW STEVE
CHAPTER 8 MOVING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION
I A I N T E N T I O N B O G P
W N S E N T A E I A L S K O G
D H T Q P W O E O R U T N Y A
E B E E S S T E G R E D G I R
D A P N N Y B R A O E I N P E
N A E D D T R E S R S C N O V
U I N I S T I M E F L O R I E
O B D U L L D O N I G A N T R
F A O O P W T U N G C T G C T
M S U I L S V A A R C E A M B
U D S K C J T W T O U A J F D
D E M I Y I A R J R V C E O G
N B T S O C O B A L B D N U N
M N S N A N I E C H I I E O A
A Q E R O T A I D E M T A T C
ANTICS CONCUR CORRELATION DUMFOUNDED INCLINATION
INTENTION MEDIATOR PONDER REVERT STUPENDOUS
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CHAPTER 9
RECESS
A E M I R P D G A G Y L L O L
U B A V E E R E A G E G B B Y
D A C K E A I N L X O N C Y N
A G O D B N U N N K O D L B E
C E O B E N O C I X C L X O E
I F I L O F V E I E A I Y O K
T O C L I N G O F C C H R Y O
Y O L O L L U H I Y G A G T T
Y D S T R S G G I A T I G R C
C E T R I I E C K J L E D Y N
L A H A J T L L B E K Y O U I
I A A K A S D A N D I L T S T
N M L R P I R A T K E E M O S
C M T A U D C L I N I N S N N
H S I N S P I R A T I O N H I
AUDACITY CLINCH INSPIRATION INSTINCT KEEN
LOLLYGAG OBNOXIOUS PRIME REIN STRATEGICALLY
TRICKLED
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CHAPTER 10
WHAT’S NEXT?
C T D H N E E R R E D I S S N
A O E W O A S Y A T E H L A T
M Y D O N U I A S R T E I G O
O I W N C G C T P O A F T I G
U U A R H E E T Y H T I H S O
F U G T A G R E A T S J E O B
L I F Y L O P U D I N D R I T
A H O U A G H T T H I A T I W
G O U L N D H A V E E A N E A
E S Y W T O R D S E R A R V C
H F O R L F U N W E L L A T H
A T S A Y L L F O R N G O W H
A V E F U N W I T H U T H E R
E S T O U T T E R E D F T H E
M M R P R O S P E R B E S T E
CAMOUFLAGE GAWKED NONCHALANTLY PRECISE RASPY
REINSTATED SLITHER UTTERED VAGUE
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CHAPTER 11
THE COMPETITION
A L W A Y N I H T H O N O E S
A B H C E G L A C I T P E K S
H J L C M O Q R T V Y E N I T
B Y E C N A U M S E I D I N O
T L T E S Y L O L T E A S U T
H S M A I N S N W I L Q L G O
T U O O D H E Y A V U E D N N
M O P R E D I C T A B L E A P
O I O E T I E B B A D C T A O
N D N T R G T B T W E A T T K
D E D U A T L H A R M P U R E
E T F I C E H R E B U T B S B
N W R M K H R K E P T S E I A
L I O K E O E D E T R A R C V
O N W L D S A D S K E E P O P
HARMONY PREDICTABLE REBUTTED SIDETRACKED SKEPTICAL
SQUABBLE SYNCH TEDIOUSLY
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CHAPTER 12
THE RACE
A F O R T Y D A P R S I L N I
N L X I E E T N P A R O C H E
B O L I K S T X E R V O U S A
E L O U Q B O I S T E R O U S
U E B N B T L E Y F R A N T I
C E A L L Q E T Y I N D I S P
R U T A B A U Y L E Q U I V E
E Y R I G N G I R E B U C E D
T R O A E T A L V I R A T E D
A W I U A Y L T N E U Q O L E
L N F G E R N E G V R E R B H
I O E T W I T A H Y O I U R C
A C A U S E W L U N C H N T R
T A Y L L A C I T N A R F G A
E I N D I S P U T A B L E E P
ANXIETY PARCHED BOISTEROUS ELOQUENTLY FRANTICALLY
INDISPUTABLE QUIVERING REBUKED RETALIATE WAGER
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CHAPTER 13
WE’RE GOING TO P.E.
M A S S A C R E I T W A S A F
A U N E X C I T D R A U C E T
Y A N Y E O N E C I O A N D G
H Y W S O M E O F M R H E T M
E B E R A T I Y I E T T I E U
M O M W I N O N E V T H S I T
D O Y O R P A N G O A D I M N
E V E D I N E F O L E R I T E
T A N E U X I E T H Y Y Y P M
A A R D C H E D C B A O I S O
D T E R O U S O N B O O L W M
I V E A R V C A R T I M V A L
L I D O A I T E E G A P M A R
A R C H R I V A L S E D H O N
V A R D E E S T R U N A N M M
ARCHRIVALS HOARDED MASSACRE MAYHEM MOMENTUM
RAMPAGE RICOCHETED SEEMINGLY STRIDE UNANIMOUS
VALIDATED VERBATIM
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CHAPTER 14 JUST THREE DAYS LEFT
CHAPTER 15 THE DAY BEFORE
C H R E J U V E N A T E A P S
T A D M I R E E R F O U R M T
E E N O A E F U R Y N D I F I
F T E T E C F N O W O D N T H
E R A I C O O E T A G I T W H
O W I O L L R I A E N R U N A
S F A N S L T T C A O S Y O U
A D M L I E L R I E I O W N E
R S H E I C E P D E T F F O R
T L E S S T S L N Y C F U R N
I N D S I I S C I A E T O R N
R E C O L O L L E C L T I O N
S M I D E N Y R E J F U V I N
A T E T I O N R Y I E P G E O
E R L Y S S P I H S R E N W O
ADMIRE EFFORTLESSLY EMOTIONLESS FURY INDICATOR
OWNERSHIP RECOLLECTION REFLECTION REJUVENATE SMIDGE
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CHAPTER 16
THE LAST DAY OF ASSIGNMENT
L O A S T D O A I G N M E N E
A U B U M A R G O N O M B L D
C T E C E A G I G I R B I O Y
S R P T O E T R H O S G C O F
P A O E R L E P E L A I C A E
P G C R O L U O N P G O U T S
R E S A G E E M O U L S M O T
N O O G R A C M N G I I Z M I
O U H F E S N T I I V I C T V
Y S T C O L A O M N S I S A I
O T E A G I D L E A B T U N T
M D T A N C N E H E R Y W E Y
Z G S O A G U A N F I T W O R
I D S I N T B O T H I C R O W
G O R D P U A Z P R O L O N G
ABUNDANCE AGILE COLUMNIST FESTIVITY GIZMO
MONOGRAM OUTRAGEOUS PROLONG REPLICA STETHOSCOPE
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CHAPTER 17
FALL FESTIVAL
F D L L E T A L P M E T N O C
A E P R O L O U D N C L E A L
L S M R F A L L S E N G L D O
Y O H E S D E M R E P R E S S
L L G I A R E M A R T I N M G
I C N O I T A R E B I L E D N
R S R I N G K Y N O S T A L I
A I L Y R E L R A S S U I R R
T D M O M L E N A T A R G I U
N N T E A M E N T M A L L Y S
E U T T H S I L O M E D A A S
M D N E M O L I H E S R T I A
O E A N N I H I L C O N S D E
M E T A T I S E H E L I O B R
U N D I S E T A L I H I N N A
ANNIHILATE CONTEMPLATE DELIBERATION DEMOLISH HESITATE
MENTALLY MOMENTARILY NOSTALGIA REASSURING REMARK
UNDISCLOSED
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CHAPTER 18
MRS. FAIR RETURNS
A C L L T E Y V R O N A T I V
E C I R C U P L A S T A N C D
O A T R H O A T E L H P A R D
V U A L C U H E E R U V E R T
H N I N G U T H A Y E E O U H
P I M P L E M A V E V C N O N
W Q U N F O R S E I U N N I E
Q U E T V A L T T U E B E I E
C E A U S E I A A A T M A Y S
N O T E S E N V U A N L U A E
T E T H E R C I L R M C S T R
A N C E E B E F A O R E E Y O
U D E T C I D E V W H A U W F
I L L D O I N T E H S I T U N
A A T G N I R A E D N E I O U
ALTERNATIVE CIRCUMSTANCE ENDEARING EVALUATE OATH
PIMPLE SINCERELY UNFORESEEN UNIQUE VALUE
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CHAPTER 19
POST MR PROSPER’S ASSIGNMENT
E F G I D O O S O U P T O M A
A N O N A T S I A T T I U P G
T I R E B E A N B T M O N D Z
N T Q U L E O D P U T E G T M
T F E W L N A E A T K I U O I
W L A U Y E S S E A S D R T L
S L G M Q E T C T A Y P T E A
F T O E U N P R H U H R S T E
I U N M D E A I E E D A Y R R
S S C O R P I B E A S A T A T
B L E R M E M A S U L N D U E
O R A A B L E B A Y A I R Q T
M O R B P H E L E T H E Z D R
D P A L R T A E K E D Q U E A
A S P E C T A C U L A R B C D
ANONYMOUS ATTIRE BANQUET FLAWLESS GETUP
INDESCRIBABLE MEMORABLE MORPHED PARTAKE QUARTET
REALIZE SPECTACULAR
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CHAPTER 20
THE END! NO, NOT REALLY
B E A F A I P A T N E M G U A
I O A U P U N I S H E R G E A
S T M O U P U N P R O C G H O
E I N B E C N E U L F N I Q Q
V B O E A S E L M B I A V R D
I E D A G R L E A M I I N G E
T I N V F L D U A E V N C G E
I V I E V I D E I I N S I C R
S I B R E E L R D N S A I R D
I E D S I G D B E S P C E O N
U N D E M H W H O C H O R D D
Q T E L G L F A I R M E W H U
N R E U A D D E R I M U L T I
I P O L Y D O U B B L E G U M
I T C H P R O S P E R S I N G
BOMBARDED GLEAMING INFLUENCE INSCRIBE VIVID
HIDDEN WORDS
BEAVERS FAIR PAIGE AUGMENT EASEL
TOUGH PUNISHER PROSPER CHORD INQUISITIVE