brain elves for beginners
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The definitive guide to humanities TRUE MEMORY sourceTRANSCRIPT
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SensoryInput
ReceptionArea
(SIRA)
ImmediateArchive
MemoryFiles
ImmediateRecall
PermanentArchive
OutboundData
Eyes
Ears
Mouth
Nose
Skin
Brain Elves for Beginners: Work Flow
TheWarehouse
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Brain Elves for Beginners: The Warehouse
Short-TermMemories
Long-TermMemories
Unused Memories
Unclear Memories
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Brain Elves for Beginners: Memory Retrieval
The following five steps are launched immediately when you need to retrieve a memory for any reason.
Of course, being very small, brain elves move very quickly.
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Brain Elves for Beginners: Memory Retrieval
Step One: Requisition for Memory Form completed at Memory Dept. front desk
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Brain Elves for Beginners: Memory Retrieval
Step One: Requisition for Memory Form completed at Memory Dept. front desk
Step Two: Requisition approved and passed on to Memory Retrieval Coordinator
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Brain Elves for Beginners: Memory Retrieval
Step One: Requisition for Memory Form completed at Memory Dept. front desk
Step Two: Requisition approved and passed on to Memory Retrieval Coordinator
Step Three: Memory Retrieval Coordinator assigns Requisition Form to Memory Retrieval Specialist
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Brain Elves for Beginners: Memory Retrieval
Step One: Requisition for Memory Form completed at Memory Dept. front desk
Step Two: Requisition approved and passed on to Memory Retrieval Coordinator
Step Three: Memory Retrieval Coordinator assigns Requisition Form to Memory Retrieval Specialist
Step Four: Memory Retrieval Specialist finds Memory in the Warehouse
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Brain Elves for Beginners: Memory Retrieval
Step One: Requisition for Memory Form completed at Memory Dept. front desk
Step Two: Requisition approved and passed on to Memory Retrieval Coordinator
Step Three: Memory Retrieval Coordinator assigns Requisition Form to Memory Retrieval Specialist
Step Four: Memory Retrieval Specialist finds Memory in the Warehouse
Step Five: Memory is photocopied, placed on conveyor belt, and carried to Outbound Data Dept.
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Brain Elves for Beginners: Why We Forget
Sometimes you can’t remember something.
The following are the most common reasons your brain elf system breaks down.
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Brain Elves for Beginners: Why We Forget
•Not enough brain elves (early in life). All un-filed memories are permanently archived.
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Brain Elves for Beginners: Why We Forget
•Not enough brain elves (early in life). All un-filed memories are permanently archived.
•A lazy brain elf doesn’t retrieve memories quickly or accurately.
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Brain Elves for Beginners: Why We Forget
•Not enough brain elves (early in life). All un-filed memories are permanently archived.
•A lazy brain elf doesn’t retrieve memories quickly or accurately.
•A new brain elf is still learning the process.
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Brain Elves for Beginners: Why We Forget
•Not enough brain elves (early in life). All un-filed memories are permanently archived.
•A lazy brain elf doesn’t retrieve memories quickly or accurately.
•A new brain elf is still learning the process.
•An older brain elf has forgotten what he is doing.
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Brain Elves for Beginners: Why We Forget
•Not enough brain elves (early in life). All un-filed memories are permanently archived.
•A lazy brain elf doesn’t retrieve memories quickly or accurately.
•A new brain elf is still learning the process.
•An older brain elf has forgotten what he is doing.
•Memory was filed in wrong place. We’ll remember later.
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Brain Elves for Beginners: Why We Forget
•Not enough brain elves (early in life). All un-filed memories are permanently archived.
•A lazy brain elf doesn’t retrieve memories quickly or accurately.
•A new brain elf is still learning the process.
•An older brain elf has forgotten what he is doing.
•Memory was filed in wrong place. We’ll remember later.
•Something in the warehouse is overheating (often accompanied by fever).
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Brain Elves for Beginners: Why We Forget•Not enough brain elves (early in life). All un-filed memories are permanently archived.
•A lazy brain elf doesn’t retrieve memories quickly or accurately.
•A new brain elf is still learning the process.
•An older brain elf has forgotten what he is doing.
•Memory was filed in wrong place. We’ll remember later.
•Something in the warehouse is overheating (often accompanied by fever).
•Brain elves are dying. (as we age, our elves don’t procreate as quickly or at all. Fewer elves means fewer memories)