A PRIVATE JET AND BAGS OF CASH WILL WORKWONDERS WITH THE BUREAU OF INDIAN AFFAIRS

There they go again. It appears that the BIA makes up rules just so they can breakthem. Over the last few years the BIA has developed what they claim is a newstreamlined process for achieving federal recognition. Good news for those tribesthat have been waltmg 40, 60 even 100 years to be recognlzed and eHglble toreceive the services they are entitled to receive. Or is it?

The Part 83 regulations are just more of the same never ending BIA hype. Whydon't they just publish a new rule, the real rule, that simply says ifyou come to ouroffice with bags otcash we can work miracles.

So what is the latest miracle performed by the BIA?

The BIA granted federal recognition to a group of Indians that do not even meetthe basiG defmition ofa histori£ tribe~ So how did they do it? It is simple and- everynon-federally recognized tribe should take note and follow up with this newprocedure.

All you have to do is claim the name of another federally recognized tribe and askthe BIA to £hange the name to your name and there you have it. You are nowfederally recognized.

This is what happened with the Pala Band ofMission Indians and the Pala Band ofLuiseno Mission Indians. The Luisenos ofPala are no more. They are nowterminated even though termination is- now illegal, the RIA pulled offanother one.Hooray and congratulations for the ultimate act of corruption and deceit.

Suggestions: The San Luis Rey Band ofLuiseno Indians should just request thattheir name be changed to the Rincon Band ofLuiseno Mission Indians of theRincon Reservation, California. That is all it seems to take these days. There youhave it, instant federal recognition. Ofcourse Rincon would be terminated but theBIA doesn't care.

The Juanenos should change their name to San Manuel Band ofMission Indians,California (previously listed as the San Manual Band of Serrano Mission Indiansof the San Manual Reservation). Lightning speed federal recognition.

There is nothing more despicable than one entity stealing the federal recognition ofanother tribe In order to bypass the 25 CFR 83.7 .. Mandatory criteria {or Federalacknowledgment. Oh yes, the one missing ingredient in achieving federalrecognition through changing your name, remember to send in bags of cash withyour request for a name change. No problem. It will be worth it in the end.

YOU SHOULD LET THE BIA KNOW JUST HOW DESPICABLE THEIRACTIONS ARE.

You can send your comments to Laurel Iron Cloud, Bureau of Indian Affairs,Division of Tribal Government Services, Mail Stop 4-5B-MIB, 1849 C StreetNW., Washington, DC 20240. Telephone number: (202) 513-764l.

Here is the link to the current federal register listing of tribes.

https://www.federalregister.gov/articles/2016/01/29/20 16-01769lindian-entities­recognized-and-eligib1e-to-receive-services-from-the-united-states-bureau-of­indian

Do you think those bags of cash had anything to do with Kevin Washburn'sdeparture? I wonder!!!

What is that BIA mantra? "We can't get involved in tribal matters UNLESS YOUHAVE BAGS OF CASH." After all it says so right there in Santa Clara Pueblo v.Martinez. Only a tribe can determine its membership, IF YOU HAVE BAGS OFCASH. A tribe has the right of self-governance, IF YOU HAVE BAGS OFCASH.

All others need not apply, seek, inquire, desire, be entitled, legally determined andeligible for services unless YOU HAVE BAGS OF CASH.

Seriously, go back and read the full text of25 CFR 83.7. It really reads:

Section 1: BAGS OF CASH

Section 2: BAGS OF CASH

Section 3: BAGS OF CASH

Section 4: BAGS OF CASH

And so on.