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IT'S USELESS TR::1INGTO OUTR.UN THEM, BART!LET'S JUST TAKE OUR Wf:OGfESLIKE. R.EAL ""'N AND GETIT OVER WITH.

STOll::tCHRIS::tAMBARAOT

JOHNCOSTANZA

COLOlISARTVILlANUEVA

LETTElISKARENBATES

EDITORBI l l"'"'ORRISON

UPOSVCTlON1STMATTGROENINGSIMPSONS COMICS PRESENTS BART Slt.!PSOf'l " putlOtlIId !out _ I I'M' by Bongo Ente


3/29

RAL ""EN OON'T UKWEDGIES, ""ILHOVSE 5"' :1,

WH"T KIND OF OSSRT 00~ HAVE IN ::fOVQLUNCH TOO...:1?

HY! ITH"T

OOOOOOO!CI-/OCOLAT..... B A ~ R I : - "


4/29

THE O N ~ THINGFVNNIER THAN GIVING AWEDGIE IS WATCHING SOMEONE

BLOW OUT THEIR. PANTS!GOOD JOB, OLD BEAN!

WOW, BARTl::lOU'RE TH MAN ..

THANK ::lOU! THANK~ O U VERY MVC+ll M ~PlEASURE, PEOPLE.

M ~ PLEASUR.E


5/29

.AND HE LEFT POOR VTER C Q ~ I N GHIS ~ E S OUT IN fQ:ONT OF AU.THOSE KIDS WHILE HE GO T OU TOF TR0V8LE WITH NELSON AN D

HIS GOONS

WA::;J TO GO.B O ~ 1 GOOD SAVEl

WHEN IN T1I.OUBLDIVERTATTENTION TO THE1'__ " : , , , r A ~ T GU!I/

SO P L E A S E DON'T MAl(( ruNOF ~ AMPL E FIGURE OR

~ O V U MAl(( D A D O ~C R ! I . USA.

~ O V ' R E MISSINGTHE POINT. DADl WHATARE ::tOU GOING TO

00 ABOUT r - - ~

OOOHHH. U S A ' WHEN::K>U'QE ! l o o N G . THEFAT KID IS A L W A ! l S

F 1 J N N ~ WHEN::K>UBECOME AN ADULT.BEING OVERWEIGHT

: : : : ~ l S TRAGlrC__

WHILE :;ou TWOWERE TAl.KING ABOJT

BEING T'U68:1. I INHALD AU .THE POQI( CHOPS. STVFflNG

AM> POTATOES TAKE. . . ._ . . : T H A T . HOMER,

DADI THArs SOCRUEL! ~ O V KNOW.

~ O V ' R E NO S K J N N ! I -M I N I ~ O V R S E L F


6/29

.. ,WE'RE ALL GOINGOUT FOR DINNER AT TH

SINGING SIRLOINt

n... so PROVO OFTHAT BmfS APPETITE! ~ O UCOULD LEARN SOMETHING FROMBART, IF ~ O U ' D P A ~ MORE

ATTENTION, L l S A ' - : ' : ' ~ : : ; : 3 ; ~ ~

1 i ~ ~ ~ L A ~ S ~ T ( O N E ~ ' N : - C 'THE CAR'S A STUFFEDLITTLE PIGGIE.

~ O U ' V E LEFTME WITH ONL:;1 01'1

~ ~ O P T I O N , B O ~ .. ,

AAAAH!

JUST DON'T THROWUP ON A N ~ T H I N G WHILEWE'RE GONE, H O N ~

ro LOVE TO COMEALONG, BUT IT'S TIMEFOR A LITTLE AFTROINNR NAP.

I ' l l DOM ~ BEST,>\OM.


7/29

M.A:18E ICAN 8EATHOM.EIl: WHATTO THE 8 R ~ E A ~ K F ; ' : S = T ~ ' c . : . : ~ ~ T H I E _ - _ - ~ l ,M.ELL COOKING.......,:DO:::WNST.... IRS

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AWWWWI BUTHE M.AKES ME FEElSO SLNOR ANDA.THLCTIC

IT'S ~ , HONE::I....FTEr


8/29

-LOOK. OVT; EARTHUNGS\THERE'S BEEN ANOTHERBL08ZILLA SIGHTING!

.--:t-'r-n F " f " = F " ~ " F n I f 1 r : : l ~

LOOK. AT ALL THE KIDS AROVNDBARTl HE MUST HAVE HIS OWN

GRAVITATIONAL PULL!

I DON'T THINKFRE WILLY'S GONNAJUMP AN::! REEFS THIS

MORNINGl

DO ~ O V THINKIT WAS W / S ~ TO "IDEIN THE BACK OF THE

~ _ B U S , BARTI

THAT WAS THE COOLST RIDEEVER, BART DUDE!! NOW ALL !"\lEGOTTA DO IS FIND A NEW REARAXLE BEFORE THE END OF SCHOOL

T O D A ~ AND WE' l l 00 IT ALL OVERA G A I N ~ O N U I rASTER!

GEEZ. MILHOUSE, no ...~ R BEST fRlENDlS O R R ~ , BAQ:T,

BUT I Of0 LEARN THAT..JO'I


9/29

WHAT...BOVT '!JOURLUNCH?

LOOK!nil LIKE ACHICKEN WITHNO WINGS\

I ATE IT ON THEW ~ TO THE BVSTHIS MORNING

THIS IS KENT ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ : : : : : 7 1BROCKMAN AND IU ~ EBRINGING ::lOU THE NEWSAS IT HAPPENS.,.

IVE GOTTAGET SOMETHING TOEAT, OR: I'M GONN...

P.-.sS OUT

THE TR."'ORSBEGAN THIS MORNING INSPRINGFIELD AND HAVE CAUSEDPROBLEMS THROUGHOUT THETRI-STATE AREA,.

- TO KRUSTY BUR.GER,-HVRQ'!J, PEOPlEl KEEP THOSE

D ~ - O I . D BUQGEQS AND D E E P - ~ I E DSALADS COMING! WITH WHAT THATBO'!J WILL EAT, I CAN a..EAIl: UP M::lGAMBUNG TAB WITH F...T T()N'!Jt

THERE'S ONL'!JONE HOPE FOR MENOW, USA. ::lOU'VEGOT TO HElP ME

MAKE IT, .. ~ r

"0 OfFER :rov"'.!if LUNCH, BUT ::lOUALREAD::l ATE THATON THE WA'!J TOSCHOOL!


10/29

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C"""""'I, CSJ)N; lET'STHQOW THIS GARBAGE A W ~BEFORE IT s nNK5 UP THEWHOL PlACE. PHEW!

~ T H E BLOB SEEMS TO HAVE FOUND SO ....ETHINGI r s _ ~ , IT'S A SINGLE FRENCH FRY THAT HASFAUN TO THE F1.OOR. HE'S REACHING FOR IT ,LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. HE'S REACHING FOll: ITHE'S ALMOST GOT IT HE'S .

~ w ,THAT COULD

BE ME

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HOLO ON,BIG B O ~ NO C A S H ~ ,

NO K . R U S T ~ ' ~ ' _ . ,

WAIT A MINUTE.I SEE A NEWDVWPMENTHERE AT K.R\..ISn1........,

HERE HE COt-\ES. lADIES ANDGENTLEMEN, LIKE SOME SHAMELESS }, --.1"'rOCJ(&RY OF A MAN .-..eovT TODISPlA::l HIS AMAZING PUBUCGWrTOHY


11/29

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~ l l : E JVSTHAVING A NIGHTMARE,

eART1

Ylpp1>1 SI-


12/29

WH:1 DONT WEGET SOME ICJCJ(S fROM

1) F"T KO "6AlN, B.-.RT?lVE GOT THE BAIT.

HERE UTERI I'M5 0 1 l 1 l ~ ABOUT THE

. . . ..,,:OTHER OA::f

BECAVSE SOMETIMESTHE B/GGR f


13/29

AND~ y SOCCER

T R O P ~ H ~ ' ~ I / V ' ' I

8ART! l:tooKNOCKED OVER:Ml:t 8RWSI(f!. . -X

AW, ~ A N !NOTHING BVTF ~ ~ A L E ACTIONHEROESI

VAlXEN"-'THE VIKlNGOl.G""

ooTLAW BIKER OVEENMUfFl:t THE MONSTERT - - . . ; M V ~ E R

THOSE GVTLESSTV NETWORKS HAVESOLD OVT TO FEMALEVIEWERSI


14/29

NEWSLAK

THANK GOODNESSTHEA:E'S STILL. BURPO. M ~GIQ:L-HATING, HOAGIE-EATING HEA:Oi

HOMEA:, I WANT~ TO BUILD A CASETO D I S P l A ~ ANt> ~ O T E C T

ALL. OF L l S ~ S SOCCEA:' ~ ~ - ; ; ; ; ; : ; ; - . . . . . ,TQ:OPHIES :..

IS THEA:ENO NO TO THIS-GIRL POWR-?f

THE BEER CAN BEQ:EPlACEq BUT THIST Q : O P H ~ CAN'T1


15/29

ALRIGHT!W A ~ TO GO BVRPOI

IGNORE THOSE CHICKSIMVNCH THOSE S A L T ~

SNACK-TREATSI

LET'S SEE...WHAT'S M ~ FAVORITE

CHOW-HOVND AND DISLlKEROF' DAMES UP TO THIS

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16/29

LATER THAT WEEK ...HIS FAVORITE

NON-SUPER COMICBOOK HERO HAS

DISCOVEREDGIRLS

BEATENIN A RACE B ~ AGIRL? T " ' A D r ~ L ~ L ~ B r E " "TME ~ A ~ l V I . ~ _

"-ACE ~ O UTO TME SCHOOLBUS, B A ; : : . ~ T . : . . ' - ' f ' - '

AY.CARUMSA/

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17/29

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0"NELSON!:10u'RE SOftIIACHOI

ACTUALU:t.M:1 ANCESTORS ARE

FROM CANADA.


18/29

GO AWA'::J. MILHOUSE'I'M NOT IN THE Mooo FO".~ " . HAPP'::J C ~ I'VE

BEEN BU".NED B'::J AWOto\ANI

LooK.! IT'S THELATEST ISSUE OF DON,~ : : : ~ 8 ~ U ~ . ~ P O ~ , : ; : ; : : ; ; ; ~ M E N T I O N THATLOSERl < ~ lru. BEl" >S GlV>lG '-"HIS 0QEN0\ 10 SET 1 l 'WOIa.D llEccq>FOR OA'::JS 'WffiOJT A BATH 10 P\.EASE

HS >EON """""'"

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AND ALLIS RIGHTWITH THE

WORLD!

'::JOIf".E WRONG'BURPO HAS GONE 8ACk.

TO GIRL -HATING'


19/29

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MAN, THATWAS THE ULTIMATEHUMIUATION' I . . o - ~

S O R R ~ BARTT H ~ T KICK WENT

ASTRA.::I.

THER.ESLISAI

LErS GET HOI:AVTOGR.APHI

UM...1 THINKI 'LL GO GET LISA:SAUTOGRAPH TOO!GR. Pl:::liW'ER IS .-ERE10 ~ BAR:T

DONi FIGHT IT GOWffH THE Fl.DWI

GO WITHTHIS, DIAPER

B O ~ 1


20/29

, ' II.

THE S E L E C T - O - T I < ~ O NHAS CHOSEN A HUMANSETTLEMENT NAMEDSPRINGfIELD, U.S.A


21/29

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,

WHAT'STHAn A SIQ(

PONl:t' L T ~ ' S ~ C A ; L l . ' i : . = = ~HE :r

WE ARE HERE FOQSOENTIfIC 1ES lING AND

OBSERVATION WE ARE NOTHERE FOR L V N ; C H : . ; . ' ~ '

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22/29

W H ~ MUSTI SUFFER ONEI N D I G N 1 T ~ AfTER.-.NOTHEJP I WISH IWERE , .. MILLIONMILES ,..WA::j

A "OI.ANETOF ll-IE APES4HEAD 'ON MAU8US T ~ l BART'!!


23/29

I 'VE BEEN "8OVCTED~ AUNSI I THOUGHTTHAT O N ~ HAPPENED TO

PEDPLE WHO UVE INTRAILS P"-RKS

MAN!:! HOURS LATR

~ WEREABD\JCTED TO ~ O -VIDE: ANSWRS, NOT

: ; ; ; ; l ; ; ; ; ~ QUSTfONSI

rEA.NOT, ~ O U N GEAQTHLlNG.


24/29

I LIKE TO THINKNOT. M ~ TEACHERS S A ~M ~ T HI RS T FOR KNOWLEDGE ISXTRAOROINARY. THAT RAISES r-:--.

ANOTHR QUESTION...HOW00- -1

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FASCINATiNG.WHAT DO ALIENS

. , . . , ~ E ; A T l /;f

FOll:GET IT I EVENAS WE All:E ABOUT TOAT HER, SHE ASKS

QUESTION;';:.'...

I'VELOST ~APPETITE.

. ..LET'S JUST CSEND HEll:BACK.

:::K)OJ WON'Tll:EMEM8ER A N ~ -

THING A BOV T THISE N C D U N T R ~ , __

F "'"''WAS SOLUCl'.>


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lUKEHIM.

HOW DO I AIMTHIS DEATH R A ~ AT.... . . , ; " . : , ; ~ SCHOOL?

II '

FEAR NOT,~ O U N G EARTHLING!

WAIT!

OUT OF M ~W A ~ l THINGS TOBLOW U.P;.,"''11

THAT IS NOTA OATH R A ~ IT ISTHE COW-OFAONG

GUNI

STOPTHAT1

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27/29

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< ! & k t o b t r f t ~ t RETURN TO THEMOTHE'lSHlP? BUT WORLDDOMIN"TION IS O N ~95% COMPlETE. " ' - ~


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B O ~ .. WHATDOES ::K>VR T ~ t C A L

EARTHLING :1OUTH MINDCONSIDER fUN1~ ~ ~

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MUCH LATR.

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