bancakan v5 - selling me
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The source code on how to sell yourself ;)TRANSCRIPT
SELLING MEEveryone’s a PIMP
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IDENTIFYWho are you?
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Me.java
package me.myself;
import humility.*;import geekdom.*;import google.*;import experience.*;import vision.*;
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Me.javapublic class Me extends Myself throws NegativityException { public String me = "Batista Harahap"; public Humility humble; public Geekdom geek; public Experience exp; private Ideas idea;
public Vision v; public Me() { humble = new Humility(me); geek = new Geekdom(me); exp = new Experience(me); String s = geek.learn("l33t"); exp.add(s);
String s = geel.branding();vision.add();
}}
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Me.javanew Thread() {public void run() {try {
String s = geek.learn("1337");exp.add(s);
} catch (StupidException e) { e.printStackTrace();
} Message msg = new Message(); msg.what = GOT_EXPERIENCE; h.sendMessage(msg); }}.start();
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Me.javanew Thread() {
public void run() { try { geek.branding(); } catch (StupidException e) { e.printStackTrace(); } Message msg = new Message(); msg.what = BRANDED; h.sendMessage(msg); } }.start();
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Me.javaHandler h = new Handler() {
@Override public void handleMessage(Message msg) { switch(msg.what) { case GOT_EXPERIENCE: exp.open(); break; case BRANDED: vision.add(); break; } } };
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Me.java while(1) { new Thread() { public void run() { ... geek.learn("1337"); ... } }.start(); new Thread() { public void run() { ... geek.branding(); ... } }.start(); }
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Me.java
public Vision getVision() { return v; } public int setVision(Vision w) { if( v.gotFoundation() && v.greatProduct() && v.coolFeatures() && v.isMonetizable() ) { v = w; return 7; } else { return -1; } }
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Me.java
public Ideas getIdea() { return idea; } public int setIdea(Ideas s) { if( s.feasible() ) { idea = s; return 7; } else { return -1; } }
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Me.java
public String encourage(Ideas idea) { Vision vision = new Vision(idea); return vision.fastForwardToEnd(idea); } public String encourage(Startup startup) { Vision vision = new Vision(startup); return vision.fastForwardToEnd(startup); }
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Full source code is available at
http://tinyurl.com/medotjava
Source code is Open Source GPL v3
Batista R. [email protected] / [email protected]
@tista
YOU are your own startup
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