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Hi: -272 °C Lo: 0 °K Hi ppos Lo mein Hi: Yeah right. Lo: All the time Hi: Fever Lo: More Cowbell Hi: 420 °F Lo: Hyp0thermia Hi: To the window Lo: To the wall Munday Saterdai Fryday Thersday Whensday Toosday The Sad State of the Academy Brought to you by... The Exonian Aliens .999% Harkness Tables 10% Cool Kids .001% Mamas’ Boys 7% Exeter Students 21% Who Cares? 27% Andover Rejects 34% Not Frowning 1% Alone 20% Playing Dungeons and Dragons 15% In Saturday Classes 4% In Class 20% Studying 40% 0 20 40 60 80 100 Black Death High Cholesterol Sadness Percent Incidence In the World Percent Incidence In Exeter Matriculants 76% 84% 99.99% 46% 62% 1% -20 0 20 40 60 80 100 120 Spring Winter Fall Spring Winter Fall Spring Winter Fall Spring Winter Fall Prep Lower Upper Senior IQ Star Trek Marathon on Spike Raining Sweat We’re not in Kansas anymore... A Hurricane. Smokin’ Hot Walken Weather! The Sky is Crying IQ By Time Spent At Exeter Exeter Student Diversity Exeter Problems vs. World Problems How Exeter Students Spend Their Days State of the Weather Forecast 0 20 40 60 80 100 Not Crying Crying Number of Exeter Students Crying Right Now* *of the 93 who weren’t too sad to respond to the survey Percentage of Exeter Students Prone to Premature Balding November 9, 2012 The Exonian SOS B5

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Hi: -272 °C Lo: 0 °K

Hi ppos Lo mein

Hi: Yeah right. Lo: All the time

Hi: Fever Lo: More Cowbell

Hi: 420 °F Lo: Hyp0thermia

Hi: To the window Lo: To the wall

Munday SaterdaiFrydayThersdayWhensdayToosday

The Sad State of the Academy

Brought to you by...

The Exonian

Aliens.999%

HarknessTables

10%

Cool Kids.001%

Mamas’ Boys7%

Exeter Students21%

Who Cares?27%

Andover Rejects34%

Not Frowning1%

Alone20%

Playing Dungeons and Dragons

15%

In Saturday Classes4%

In Class20%

Studying40%

0

20

40

60

80

100

Black Death

High Cholesterol

Sadness

Percent IncidenceIn the World

Percent IncidenceIn Exeter Matriculants

76%84%

99.99%

46%

62%

1%

-20

0

20

40

60

80

100

120

SpringWinterFallSpringWinterFallSpringWinterFallSpringWinterFall

Prep Lower Upper Senior

IQ

Star Trek Marathon on Spike

Raining Sweat We’re not inKansas anymore... A Hurricane.Smokin’ Hot Walken Weather!The Sky is Crying

IQ By TimeSpent At Exeter

Exeter Student DiversityExeter Problems vs.

World Problems

How Exeter StudentsSpend Their Days

State of the Weather Forecast0

20

40

60

80

100

Not Crying

Crying

NUMBER OF EXETER STUDENTS CRYING RIGHT NOW**of the 93 who weren’t too sad to respond to the survey

Number of Exeter Students Crying Right Now*

*of the 93 who weren’t too sad to respond to the survey

Percentage of Exeter Students Prone to Premature Balding

November 9, 2012 T h e E x o n i a n SOS B5