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《无稽》—— 谁笑跟谁急版
HI4/BS4出品
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导 演Kelvin Yu
主要演员 Allen Li Christ Cai Meg Zeng Kok Zhu Larry Meng Lionel Li Dim Liu Nosame Zheng Kelvin YuJimi Dai
制 片Jimi Dai
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铛~铛~铛
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江湖传言,锅重出江湖
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各路英雄齐聚小肥羊
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莫非是传说中的金锅
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金锅,耶 ~
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金锅,耶 ~耶 ~
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Look~前方发现目标
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贫僧乃少林寺方丈,法号 XX
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小弟最近刚好赋闲在家,不知道有没有时间一起吃个火锅
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吓得人家小心肝扑通扑通地跳?
喝好酒一定是好人吗
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21世纪什么最宝贵?人+菜
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这次出来一是锻炼队伍
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二是考察新人
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帮主,品味太差了吧?
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在这里我特别要表扬两个同志… …
四眼四眼
小叶小叶
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四眼:你高兴吗四眼:你高兴吗
小叶:我饿小叶:我饿 ~~
四眼:你悲伤吗四眼:你悲伤吗
小叶:我饿小叶:我饿 ~~
四眼:你害怕吗四眼:你害怕吗
小叶:我饿小叶:我饿 ~~
四眼:你徬徨吗四眼:你徬徨吗
小叶:我还是饿小叶:我还是饿 ~~
我真的很饿
观众观众
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长夜漫漫 , 无心睡眠我以为只有我喜欢吃火锅
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严肃点,严肃点,这训话呢
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不可以,不可以的不可以小孟
《
大长今》
剧组
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在下对小孟的仰慕之情,犹如滔滔江水 连绵不绝,又如黄河泛滥一发不可收拾
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你以为我穷不漂亮就不能吃火锅吗?
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冬瓜很生气,后果很严重
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大家不要生气,生气会犯了嗔戒的
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准确的说,我是一个演员
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我听人讲过,任何东西都会过期的
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盯了这么久,的确有些审美疲劳
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吃火锅呢吧?对。说话不方便吧?啊 ..
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做筷子要厚道
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生活就像一锅吃到尾声的火锅,你永远不知道你捞得到什么
深水打捞
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他们会把我们锅里最好的东西捞走,以提醒我们捞的太慢
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捞走我的给我送回来,吃了我的给我吐出来!
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想,可我舍不得。金锅煮的, 800年才一锅,我舍不得吐
孟哥,想吐吗?
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曾经满满一锅摆在我的面前 ,
… …但是我没有去珍惜
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埋单我不行,打捞你不行,结账埋单就全靠你们几位仁兄啦
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我欲将心向明月
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无奈明月照沟渠
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做人要是没有理想,那和咸鱼有什么区别呀!
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不如我们重新开始
三年后
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说好三年,三年之后又三年,三年之后又三年,都快十年了老板
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人心散了,队伍不好带啊
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一定得选最好的锅雇重庆的大厨吃就得吃最地道的川味辣椒生着放花椒最少也得半锅吧什么陈醋啊,酱油啊,黄酒啊能给它放的全给他放上锅上边有换气扇,锅下边有鼓风机锅里放着一只大闸蟹五花大绑,动都动不了的那种客人一伸筷子,不管它有多害怕都得老实呆着倍可怜桌上还有一堆网孔网络用电信的一顿饭光网费就百十块再配一个打字员帮你聊QQ
金锅攻略
就两个字:方便你说什么她给你打什么同来客人不是用 IBM就是HP你要是用Dell你都不好意思跟上线你说这样的火锅店,得提前很久预定吧我觉得怎么着也得提前个把月吧个把月,那是零头半年起你别嫌慢 过期不候你得看行情现在举行火锅大赛你不排有人愿意排什么叫排长 你知道吗排长就是吃火锅愿意排队生怕排前面去了,专门往后排所以,我们吃火锅的口号就是不求最贵,但求最晚
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祝各位观众圣诞快乐《无稽》剧组
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《无稽》创作花絮
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