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Auction Catalog

NOT YOUR GRANDMA’S AUCTION!

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Schedule of Events

5pm Parish Room

Parish Room

Sanctuary

5:30pm Sanctuary

7pm

7:30pm

8pm

If you see this symbol:

it means that an item is either for

kids or family-friendly!

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Bid ‘n’ Bump Instructions

Every year, there’s a fierce scramble to win seats at the annual blow-outs hosted by our rockingest party

animals and at the exquisite meals crafted by our resident gourmets. We’re upping the competition by

including a selection of these multiple-winner events on the Bid ‘n’ Bump Board.

When the evening begins at 6pm, the Bid ‘n’ Bump Board, located on the southern wall of the Parish

Room (to the left of the entrance) will have a line for every event, with the appropriate number of

winnable spaces marked out. Say, for instance, that the Auction Team was holding a build-your-own

cheesesteak party for eight people—it’d look like this:

You, being a champion of cheesesteaks, would naturally want to bid on a ticket to this event, and you’d

want to bring your best friend. Simply get a double-wide Post-It note from the lovely Bid ‘n’ Bump Board

assistant and mark your paddle number and your starting bid on it, then place the Post-It note over two

open squares for the event. This is still a bid for two seats (meaning $400 total), but the double-wide

allows you and your best friend to attend as a unit.

Meanwhile someone else bid on just one spot. The Board would then look like this:

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Don’t get too complacent, though: if the rest of the event fills up and someone new wants to bid, he

could bump you by placing his own Post-It note—marked with his own paddle number and his own

higher bid—right over yours.

However, they need to use another double-wide post-it to bump you. If they are a singleton, they must

bump another single Post-It.

How can you avoid getting bumped by higher bids? Just stalk the Board like an eagle-eyed maniac, that’s

how—we encourage multiple bumps and repeat bids!

The Bid ‘n’ Bump Board will be open until 8:30pm—bid early, and bump often!

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Bid ‘n’ Bump

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Join Heather and Logan Speirs in their Center City home for a full brunch after church on June 3rd: eggs, bacon,

homemade biscuits with butter and jam, bagels with smoked salmon and cream cheese, pastries, and Logan's

delicious homemade fruit salad. Mimosas, Bloody Marys, and coffee complete the menu. With a bit of luck with the

weather, we may get to sit outside in the garden. Donated by Heather and Logan Speirs

Sunday, June 3rd, 2018 after church service

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Gambling is fun—especially when it is just for fun. AND when it is preceded by famously excellent chili and the

finest of beers (or your preferred alternative).

New hands or old are encouraged to join this 16-year auction tradition. No poker experience required – we’ll

show you the fine points and give you a stack of chips to play with. No money changes hands, but the competition

gets fierce! Donated by Richard and Diane Frey

On a Saturday evening September to November, 2018, to be decided before the auction

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Come enjoy the flavors of fall at a dinner party with Julie and Eric Orts at their house in West Philly. Donated by

Julie and Eric Orts

Saturday, October 20th, 2018 at 6:30 PM

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Don your white gloves and enjoy an elegant afternoon tea at Bartram's Garden in Southwest Philadelphia. Teatime

is the best time for socializing and nibbling on handmade treats, all accompanied by a range of luxurious loose teas

served on Grandmama's china. Donated by Caroline Winschel and Kai Lovell

Saturday, October 27th, 2018 at 2 PM. Rain or shine.

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Tucked away in the historic Germantown neighborhood of Northwest Philadelphia, Awbury Arboretum is a

vibrant landscape with a rich history. Once the private enclave of an extended Quaker family, Awbury Arboretum

has been open to the public free of charge as a public park and arboretum for nearly 100 years. Its 55-acre historic

landscape now stands as a green oasis in a densely-populated urban environment.

You will be transported from Center City to Awbury by Nancy Pasquier, a staff member at Awbury, where you

will be given a walking tour of the property which can be tailored to your interests. If you bring children we can

include a stop at "Adventurewoods", Awbury's new natural playground. A picnic lunch will be provided with

dietary restrictions noted. Donated by Nancy Pasquier

At a mutually agreed upon time

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Culinary aficionados Jo Lin and Julie Orts will join cooking forces to host a cozy winter brunch at the home of Julie

and Eric Orts in West Philly. Eight seats available - four regular and four young adult. Donated by Jo Lin and Julie

and Eric Orts

Saturday, March 2nd, 2019 at noon

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Join auction chef Kitty Jauregui and Tim Reiner in West Philly for a deep-fried turkey dinner and other fun

festivities. You won't believe it til you see it! Donated by Kitty Jauregui and Tim Reimer

Friday, September 7th, 2018

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Please join us in our home in Fitler Square for a paella party including sangria, tapas and paella prepared outside in

the garden. Weather permitting we’ll also dine outside. Donated by Donna Cordner and Brent Groce

On a date to be decided in mid-September to mid-November 2018

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Join Debby Schulz and Arthur Salter for dinner and conversation in their Center City home, sharing a movie,

music, book, story, poem, person, church, sermon ... that you love! Dinner will consist of an Antipasto followed

by a Pasta Bar (gluten-free pasta upon request) and ending with a dessert with perhaps a nip of Limoncello or

some other liqueur. Donated by Debby Schulz

Saturday, February 16, 2019 at 6:30 PM

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Join this guided tour of Kathy's favorite extraordinary and spectacular Rittenhouse flower boxes (roughly 1 mile

over 1 hour) followed by lunch at Marathon grill (not included). Donated by Kathy Bell

Sunday, June 17, 2018 at 12:30 PM

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For the month of June, a group of us will meet after Sunday services for an hour and a half of fun interactive

beginner Spanish Class (total of 4 classes). Deborah has her Masters in Spanish Linguistics with 10 years of teaching

experience. Donated by Deborah Hartranft

Sundays in June 2018, 12:30-2 PM

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This tour is guaranteed to give you more reasons to hold your head up high when you tell people you are from

Philadelphia. Take in little-known history on a private showing of the Preservation Alliance's popular "Banker's

Row" tour in Old City. Philadelphia was the nation's first financial center, and you will learn how Alexander

Hamilton's vision played an important role in putting our new country on sound financial footing and paved the

path for Philadelphia to become the "Workshop of the World" in the 1890s. Yes, in the 1830s the financial center

shifted to New York, but it was a Philadelphia financier who showed Wall Street how to do it. Dane is a Certified

Philadelphia Tour Guide and a guide for the Preservation Alliance of Greater Philadelphia. Tour length: 2-3 hours.

Donated by Dane Wells

To be held at a time and date of mutual convenience

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Come and join Harvey Anderson for delicious food and great conversation. He’ll be serving a home-cooked

spaghetti dinner including appetizer, salad, dessert, and wine at his Center City apartment. Donated by Harvey

Anderson

To be held at a time and date of mutual convenience

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Dan Widyono will take you as a passenger on an afternoon ride on his new motorcycle (Kymco X-town 300i) on a

scooter-eye-level tour in the Philadelphia area (described below) (no highways). You will take in select sights and

stops, per request, as time allows. Up to 3-hour ride including stops.

Passenger must be 18 years or older, sign a liability release, wear a helmet (medium size open faced helmet

available for borrowing), and be able to hold on unassisted. Weight limit of 175lbs or less for safety reasons.

West Philadelphia: Begins at the First Unitarian Church, stopping at Bartram's Garden to explore the Bartram's

Mile waterfront trail, and returning to church (or dropping you off at home if you live in West Philadelphia).

Schuylkill River: Begins at the First Unitarian Church, stopping in Manayunk, and returning to church (or

dropping you off at home if you live in Center City or close to the Art Museum). If time permits, the route may

extend into the Wissahickon Valley Park for a brief hike on the trail (or that could be the primary destination if

you so choose).

Main Line: Begins at the First Unitarian Church, out to the Main Line, stopping at Main Line Unitarian Church,

and returning to church (or dropping you off at home if you live between MLUC and First Unitarian Church). Cow

sightings not guaranteed, but there are many opportunities to learn about new places to shop, eat, visit, and

explore. Donated by Dan Widyono

On a mutually agreed Saturday or Sunday afternoon in Summer or Fall 2018

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Live Auction Starting bids for the live auction will be announced at the event.

Two expert crafters will cross stitch a family portrait for you to hang on your wall! You've seen them on Etsy, now

get one of your very own! Up to 5 family members included. Donated by Aggie Rieger and Marissa Patterson

Loving the city but wish you had a yard where kids could play? Bring your family (up to 3 little ones) to Anne

Slater's shaded, fenced backyard in peaceful Ardmore where they can crawl in the grass, play with the kitties, blow

bubbles, or kick a ball with new friends. Perfect for families with small children (recommended for ages 4 and

under). Play and enjoy a picnic supper geared to appetites of all ages.

Easy parking or accessible by Regional Rail. Donated by Anne Slater

July 2018, exact date to be arranged with two winning families

Diggerland is a construction equipment theme park in Berlin, NJ where kids and adults can operate real

construction equipment, like tractors and front-loading shovel-diggers (see website at www.diggerlandusa.com).

Bid is for four "any day" tickets in season. Donated by Laura and Fred Tipson

The winner of this item will receive half a pound of freshly roasted, fair trade coffee weekly for two months (or

one full pound bi-weekly). The subscriber can choose their desired profile or opt for roaster's choice. Additionally,

the subscriber has the option to try a different bean each week. Donated by Nate Bergey

Join John Lehman and Christine Carlson for a late afternoon sail on the Delaware River and dinner at the

Corinthian Yacht Club in Essington, PA. Donated by John Lehman and Christine Carlson

On a date to be decided before the auction

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Are your favorite record albums gathering dust? Bring them back to life by having 5 albums converted to CDs or

digital mp3s. Digital file listings and your beloved scratches and pops included. Donated by Caroline Winschel

Enjoy a week in a newly built vacation home in New Hampshire's Ossipee Mountains. Access to private beach,

canoe, kayaks and tennis court. Screened porch and deck with a great view, 2 bedrooms with queen beds, den

with pullout couch, 2 full bathrooms, full kitchen, dishwasher, washer and dryer. Nearby White Mountains offer

world-class hiking. Donated by Martha Copithorne and Robert Sprafkin

Week of August 11 to 18, 2018

Professional harpist Kitty Jauregui will accompany your event (whether picnic or black tie, third date or family

reunion, strolling or stationary) with one hour of classical harp music. Donated by Kitty Jauregui

At the date and place of your choosing (pending availability)

Parents can take a day off from their regular routine, knowing that the little ones are having fun and in good hands.

Kathy will babysit up to 4 children aged 0-10 for up to 12 hours! Kathy is a licensed social worker and current

nanny to an infant. Donated by Kathy Bell

Available Saturdays May through September on a mutually agreed date

For many years now, Rick and Dane and Joan and Joy have been delighting lucky First Unitarians with great feasts

and dynamic beer offerings. Remember the rabbit stew made with three bottles of Ommegang Ale? How about

the dinner replicating King Midas’ feast with a collection of ancient ales? The Belgian beef carbonade did go pretty

well with the collection of Flemish beers, didn’t it?

Well, we try to do better every year. This year there will be an element of surprise: Rick and Dane will be

featuring their favorite regional brewery that provides exciting takes on interesting styles of beer. Joan will scour

the Reading Terminal Market for intriguing ingredients, perhaps reflecting a memorable trip they have taken. The

only catch is that our favorite brewery will remain a secret until September 22. But trust us – you will be talking

about it for weeks. Held in the Wells home at The Drake in Center City (great views). Donated by Dane and

Joan Wells and Rick Womer and Joy Wiltenburg

Saturday, September 22nd, 2018 at 6 PM

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Erin will create a mixed media and watercolor portrait of your favorite pet based on a photograph you provide for

reference. 8"x10" framed. See Erin's work on display in the First U Art Gallery (Sunday, April 15th in the Parish

Room) and live at the auction. Donated by Erin May Bailey

Need things put together? Taken apart? Moved? Tossed? Donated? Repaired? David O'Connor will provide 2-4

hours of handy help with almost anything you would not need a contractor for. Donated by David O'Connor

During daytime hours on a date of mutual convenience in May 2018

Dan Widyono will perform a song accompanied with his ukulele for an event of your choosing (subject to Dan's

discretion -- for example, no Stairway to Heaven). Disclaimer: Dan strums, he does not pick, and he is not a

classical guitarist, but he really loves his ukulele! Option exists to amplify uke for larger spaces. Donated by Dan

Widyono

Song, event location, and timing to be agreed upon at least one month in advance.

Looking to enjoy good food and the quieter life of sitting on the porch reading or playing board games while

listening to the birds or cicadas? Join Katherine, Bill, and their small, friendly pup at their rustic home for a relaxing

weekend. Breakfast and dinner on Saturday and brunch on Sunday will be provided. Mount Gretna was the

Pennsylvania Chatauqua in the early 1900s, and it has revived that history with a free lecture series, ticketed

concerts, and summer theater festival. Nearby offerings include swimming at the lake, miniature golf, bike trails,

and a nature center in the surrounding state forest. No wifi or TV. Kids age 6 and older welcome. Sleeps 2 to 4

people. Donated by Katherine Huseman and Bill Rich

On a mutually convenient weekend summer 2018

The Fringe Festival is a 22-year-running annual showcase of Philly’s independent theater, dance, and performing

artists, as well as diverse acts who travel here from far and wide. But with over 1,000 performances over 2 ½

weeks, who can figure out what to see? Phaedra will use her experience as a local Philly theater buff, in

consultation with your preferences and availability, to create a personalized lineup of weird and wonderful

theatrical experiences for you to attend. Does not include the cost of admission to the recommended shows.

Donated by Phaedra Tinder

The 2018 festival will take place from Sept 6th-22rd with performances at all hours of the day.

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Got a job you just can’t tackle on your own? Wish you had some spiritedly, cheerful, youthful elves to help out?

Wish granted: the Young Adult Group will provide at least four (and possibly many more!) strapping young adults

to help with your next labor-intensive project. The possibilities are endless—yard work? moving?—and you’re

guaranteed a plucky, cheerful crew to help get the job done. They may even whistle some happy tunes while they

work. Donated by the Young Adults Group

Winner must provide a two-week advance notice of the desired date.

Write your first stand-up comedy routine with one-on-one guidance from experienced comedienne, Marguerite

McQuire. 2 hours of comedy coaching and a hand to hold, if you choose to sign up for a 3-minute open-mic night.

Marguerite has performed at Good Good Comedy and Helium Comedy Club in addition to organizing the

church's Holy Rollers comedy showcase in January. Donated by Marguerite McQuire

Time and place are flexible.

The absolute best way to "explore Philly" and learn your way around is on foot. This self-guided walking tour is

perfect for the newcomer to Philly or someone who's been here for years. Lisa has extensive experience walking

the city and will include clear directions, historical and entertaining facts, and hidden gems you've probably never

noticed. Donated by Lisa Schilansky

We do the work, you get the credit! On an agreed-upon Sunday during the upcoming church year, one of five

coffee hour fairies will provide treats for the congregation to share during coffee hour. Your name will be

prominently featured as the coffee hour sponsor. Donated by Julie Orts, Erika Parker, Nancy Pasquier, Anne

Slater, and Caroline Winschel

You can win a chance to consult with Rev Abbey to select a sermon topic for the following year – possibly choose

a poem or reading as well. Includes pre-service discussion on theme and topic. Donated by Reverend Abbey

Tennis

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Silent Auction

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What is a galette you ask? It’s a yummy, rustic, free-form pie usually filled with seasonal fruit. Phaedra will prepare

one homemade galette including a homemade pie crust and your choice of filling. Donated by Phaedra Tinder

Redeemable within the following year. Please provide at least one week’s notice.

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Donated by Phebe and George Shinn

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A delicious and nutritious mix of oats, nuts and seeds lightly sweetened with honey and maple syrup and roasted

to a perfect shade of brown. Enjoy with fruit and yogurt for breakfast or sprinkled on ice cream for dessert.

Comes in a 1-pint jar. Donated by Lora Thornburg

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Antique 22-piece set circa 1922. Perfect for coffee, tea, or hot cocoa! Royal Doulton "Tazza" style collection of 11

complete cup and saucer sets in very good condition. Two-handled cups are cream colored with colorful flower

pattern and blue accent. Donated by Marissa Patterson

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Harvest Seasonal Grill and Wine Bar offers a local, farm to table, seasonally-changing menu in a casual yet upscale

restaurant atmosphere. Locations in Moorestown, Radnor, Glen Mills, Newtown, Harrisburg, Moosic, North

Wales, plus Delray Beach, Florida! Gift card value: $100. Donated by Marissa Patterson

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Always wanted to play the sax, but never knew where to start? Here’s your chance! Learn everything from reading

music to playing your favorite Disney songs on saxophone. Kristina will craft a learning plan based on your

previous experience with music, interests, and availability, but expect 5 to 10 lessons lasting 1 to 2 hours each.

Lessons can take place in your home (if easily accessible by SEPTA) or on Drexel’s campus. Choice of alto or

soprano saxophone will be provided for lessons. Donated by Kristina Jones

Scheduled at later dates of mutual availability, finishing by March 2019

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The perfect choice for lovers of genuine Thai food in a charming art-filled setting...an ambiance in total harmony

with the extensive Thai menu. Gift card value: $25. Donated by Smile Cafe

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College basketball season starts again this November! This year, why not do more than just watch from a screen?

Tickets are available to any Drexel Basketball game played at home (Mens or Womens). The Drexel Dragons play

at the Daskalakis Athletic Center at 33rd and Market Streets. Kristina Jones will book the tickets for your chosen

game and can meet you on Drexel’s University City campus to escort you to the game. Donated by Kristina Jones

Want another shot? Enter the raffle for item to win another pair of tickets!

Games begin in November 2018 and go until March 2019, usually beginning at 7 PM on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 3

PM on Sunday

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Jim Grassi will prepare an antipasto platter for eight of your guests. Native-born Italian who learned from the best.

Donated by Jim Grassi

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Steak and seafood in a swank supper-club setting with black walls, leopard-print carpet and piano music. Located

in The Warwick Hotel, Rittenhouse Square. Gift card value: $100. Donated by The Prime Rib

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Are you yearning to write a book, but don't know where to start? Published author and creativity coach Katerina

Pappas (www.daffodilgray.com) is excited to offer one month's worth of structured guidance and feedback to help

you bring your story to life. Donated by Katerina Pappas

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A writer's "well" of inspiration! Donated by Phebe and George Shinn

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“Wishes plus work, with a sprinkle of luck, are ingredients for making dreams come true.”

Katherine will work with you to design your own 4-to-8-inch crocheted, soft sculpture, fiber bowl. Review her

collection, select a style and colors, and she'll make one just for you. Samples available to view at auction.

Donated by Katherine Huseman

Please give at least 2 weeks notice for a specific date of delivery.

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Wait out our next snowstorm wrapped in cozy comfort! Designed and hand-crafted by Lora Thornburg. Yarn is

soft and bulky acrylic; machine wash and dry on gentle cycle. 31’’ x 56’’. Donated by Lora Thornburg

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What’s on your mind? Dan Widyono will sit with you for two hours at a mutually convenient time and location, to

listen as you talk about whatever you wish, from theology to philosophy, from sewing to cooking, from

relationships to career. He will practice deep listening in a relaxed social atmosphere. Disclaimer: Dan is not a

licensed practitioner; this is not intended as a substitute for therapy or counseling, but rather a chance to connect

deeply with a caring and confidential congregant in a non-judgmental space. Donated by Dan Widyono

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Donated by Phebe and George Shinn

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Donated by Phebe and George Shinn

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Celebrated chef Susanna Foo offers a contemporary take on Chinese cooking at this polished bistro. Gift card

value: $100. Donated by Susanna Foo

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"We’ve pretty much had the same menu since we opened. We always say, maybe we should take some things off -

there are 300 items - but it seems like whenever we consider removing a slow-selling dish, people start ordering it.

All of the recipes are still from my father - they have been passed down, everything is still cooked in his style."

BYOB. Gift card: $25. Donated by Lee How Fook

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Donated by Phebe and George Shinn

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Donated by Phebe and George Shinn

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Raffle Try your luck at the raffle and win one (or more!) of the delightful prizes below.

Tickets are $1 each. 15 tickets for $10, or a full wingspan of tickets (you pick the arms!) for $20.

College basketball season starts again this November! This year, why not do more than just watch from a screen?

Tickets are available to any Drexel Basketball game played at home (Mens or Womens). The Drexel Dragons play

at the Daskalakis Athletic Center at 33rd and Market Streets. Kristina Jones will book the tickets for your chosen

game and can meet you on Drexel’s University City campus to escort you to the game. Donated by Kristina Jones

Games begin in November 2018 and go until March 2019, usually beginning at 7 PM on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and 3

PM on Sunday. No luck in the raffle? Bid on for another shot at a pair of tickets!

Nordstrom gift card with a surprise value! Is it $10? Is it $20? Who knows! That's the surprise! Donated by

Marissa Patterson

Two tickets to the Barnes Foundation, good for admission to the museum on the Parkway or the Arboretum in

Merion. The Barnes is home to one of the world's greatest collections of impressionist, post-impressionist and

early modern paintings. The museum curates special exhibitions of emerging, contemporary, and historic artists in

addition to its collections which include masterworks by Renoir, Cézanne, Matisse, Picasso, Modigliani, Van Gogh,

and other renowned artists, plus African sculpture, Native American ceramics, metalwork, and decorative arts.

The Barnes Arboretum in Merion, PA welcomes visitors from May to September to explore the grounds and learn

about their rare plants and breathtaking blooms. Donated by Martha Copithorne and Robert Sprafkin

"Excellent food, wait's not that bad and it is high class cuisine not the stuff you get from General Whomever!" This

bi-level spot serves a variety of Chinese fare plus some sushi for dine-in or delivery. Gift card value: $50.

Donated by Square on Square

This watch looks like it has no face, but the time and date appears using a hidden LED system. Trick your friends!

Donated by Marissa Patterson

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Events Calendar Sunday, June 3rd, 2018

after church service

Sundays in June 2018,

from 12:30-2 PM

Sunday, June 17, 2018

at 12:30 PM

Week of August 11 to 18, 2018

TBD September to November, 2018

to be decided before the auction

Friday, September 7th, 2018

TBD mid-September to mid-November 2018

Saturday, September 22nd, 2018

at 6 PM

Saturday, October 20th, 2018

at 6:30 PM

Saturday, October 27th, 2018

at 2 PM (rain or shine)

Saturday, February 16, 2019

at 6:30 PM

Saturday, March 2nd, 2019

at noon

TBD before the auction

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