Arz kiya hai……………………….

Kal jab mile thhe....to dil mein hua ek sound.

Aur aaj mile to kehte hain... your FILE NOT FOUND!

------------ --------- --------- -------- Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,

woh repeat kar doonga...Tu naa mili to apni zindagi

CTRL+ALT+ DEL kar doonga...------------ --------- --------- --------

Shayad mere pyar kotaste karna bhool gaye...Dil sey aisa CUT kiya

ke PASTE karna bhool gaye....------------ --------- --------- --------

Laakhon honge nigaah meinkabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...

Mere pyaar ke icon pekabhi to DOUBLE CLICK karo...------------ --------- --------- --------

Roz subha hum karte hainpyar se unhe good morning...Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain

jaise 0 ERRORS aur 5 WARNING... ------------ --------- --------- --------

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke I don't like your face. Par dil ke storage meinNo more DISK SPACE.

------------ --------- --------- --------Ghar se jab tum nikale pehen ke reshmi gown.

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