are you what you sign : arnaud velten talk @grappahat 5/6-03-2016
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15 :01 Fuck .. Im Late
Arnaud Velten / @BIZCOM
Digital Seraphin & Punk Consultant
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DISCLAIMER
- Im Arnaud from ANNECY not ANSSI ANSSI (IT French National Security Agency For Non French people)
- If you dont understand what I speak about , dont think its deep ... Its my English ...
Arnaud Velten / @BIZCOM
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Who I am ?
Arnaud Velten / @BIZCOM
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Why Im Here ?
First coz I love U :D
Second My girl love to Travel (We marry next Month)
Third My girl love to Travel
Arnaud Velten / @BIZCOM
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Are you what you sign ?
Arnaud Velten / @BIZCOM
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Let me tell you a little Story (nldr : very egocentric trip i plan to be politic)
When I was a kid : I was a very Shine KID
I have no friends Cause Im a fucking : Geek
I meet no girls, because i was a geek
But I have Italian Friends
Arnaud Velten / @BIZCOM
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Context why I love ITALIAN people ?
Girls are so smart & cute
My friends was italian Lovers (they teach me to be smart with girls )
I was wareZ Swaper So much people like me ;)
My Italian friends grant me the access to all bars & nightclubs
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Now The story
The first community that accept me as a friend was Artists : Musician , Djs , Night Clubers , bar Owners (im also a graphist sometimes ;) )
When Night Club offered me to go to the beach in Annecy with them it was a consecration : That went somethings like : Hey this guy is cool , he is with us, he is from our Crew
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But
But (There is always but in this kind of story )
They called me : Auschwitz Cause i was skinny
But : I Accepted it because i was so proud to be with them and find some friends
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The Point
Several year after I learned that My grand father was from the resistance movement and was busted by GESTAPO
He took a train to Dachau (via Lyon)(He escaped in Dijon and returned to Glieres )
So i realised I will not accept ANYMORE Stupid Jokes Cause if im alive that is because due to a lot of good guys who DIED to make me Free
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My Question
Should i accept anything to have Friends ?
Should i accept any conditions to have job ?
Should i sell my mind ?
Arnaud Velten / @BIZCOM
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Im a FUCKIN PUNK !
THE ANSWER IS NO , NEVER
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But What i can do ?
I could break the system and a be a bad digital black blockI could learn from my friends (be sure of that )
Or i could contribute to a nice , transparent and honest project (remember im a nice GEEK ;)
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I was Lucky
I met Sylvain From CSA (hello all the crew XXX)
I met Jean Henry from Thinkservices (hello all the crew XXX)
I met Raoul from Security Brokers (hello all the crew XXX)
So i chose to be a :White (Good) Jedi (ndlr Skin color is not important Actions are !)
Arnaud Velten / @BIZCOM
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Arnaud Velten / @BIZCOM
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During a Hackathon in GENEVA UniI met Marvelous people of Thinkservices
I initially thought they were laughing about me like always i spoke in France
But Swiss are not like that They tell you to express yourself
So i explained to them my position And they asked me to please join them (the second time i thought they joking with me ;)
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So i Contributed to the Cloud Responsibility Project
I must thank : PASCAL KOTTE for Big work and to allow me the honor to contribute to the project (Thanks to Bruno Chanel For his very HelpFull Co Coaching With a Ze French Viking ;) )
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Would you trust this Guy ?
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Would you trust this Brand ?
Sorry for the exemple i really love this brand CI expert know what happen and u have our support Be sure of That
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Would you give your money to this Guy ?
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So Why do you sell your :DEEPEST (SOUL) SECRETS TO THIS ASSHOLE ?
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Am I Rude ?
TODAYS NEWS :DeepFace Facebook Project
thx 2 : Mr T. for Information
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What we offer ?
Make a Cowd Sourcing Extension to make people realize what conditions they are accepting
Source : http://www.timeout.fr/paris/boite-de-nuit/faust
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Any Questions ?
Dont ask questions : ACT !
AfterAll : Note to the fuckin Buggy DeamonFrom the OLD World
You are yesterday WE ARE TOMORROW
Arnaud Velten / @BIZCOM
Digital Seraphin & Punk Consultant
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Arnaud Velten / @BIZCOM
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