Julia The Hahn | H. Claw-ftus | Chain-Chomp

APARTAMENTO!

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BASICS

• Age: 19• Skills

– Grammar– Pokemon Stadium 2– Microsoft Word– Nolan impersonation

• Mannerisms– Scurrying– “ya’ll”– Putting on sweatpants at the

same time every day– Prideful-dog look– Pulling out “tha sass”

EMMA GIST

• Age: 18

• Skills– Drivin’ on the highway

– Rollin’ on the river

– Quoting Mean Girls verbatim

– Excel spreadsheets

– Looking up restaurants online to pass the time

• Mannerisms– Shaking head violently when

surprised or appalled

– Bobbing head to rap music

– Referring to someone as a “B”

HANNAH LOFTUS

• Age: 19• Skills

– Rapping all the lyrics to “Crazy Rap” by Afroman

– Record-collecting– Marvin Gaye Seduction

Routine– Microsoft Groove

• Mannerisms– Dancing with shoulder-

shimmies and air-points– Holding hands with people– Blushing– Taking random-ass walks

JULIA HAHN

(see photo)

• Age: 18

• Skills– Swearing!

– Making grilled cheese

– Microsoft Powerpoint

– Rainbow Road (not)

• Mannerisms– Eating hot chips

– The superhero ability to have anything—literally anything—that’s scratched into her skin remain there for 30 mins +

– “Hop off my dick”

GIGI LEE

MAP

STUFF

KITCHEN• Hardcore Cookin’ Gear

– Blender

– Teapot

– Coffee pot

– Toaster

– Microwave

– Pots (perhaps 1 big, 1 small)

– Frying Pan

– Spatula

– Mixing Bowl

– Measuring Cups

– Snappy Cookbook Collection

– Smexy apron

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more KITCHEN• Hardcore Eatin’ Gear

– Cookie Jar

– Table Cloths

– Plates

– Knives

– Forks

– Spoons

– Napkin supply

– Drinking glasses

– Coffee mugs

– Bear-Themed Tea Set from 2nd Grade

– Salt/Pepper Shakers

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*salt and pepper

shakers to promote

racial equality

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more KITCHEN• Basic Food

– Vegetables

– Fruit

– Bread

– Bacon

– Cereal

– Cheese

• Cooking Food– Flour

– Eggs

– Oil (Olive/Cooking)

– Butter

– Salt

– Peanut Butter

– Pepper

– Sugar

• Beverages– Julia’s Dad’s Juice Company’s

Brazilian Juice

– Milk (2% or Skim)

– Orange Juice

– Tea

– Coffee

– Soda

• Junk Food– Lime Chips (and regular chips for the

simple boys)

– Salsa (medium to hot)

– Frozen Pizza/Mozzarella Sticks/Hot Wings

– Oreos/ Other kind of cookies

– Hot Chips (for Gigi)

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BATHROOM• Patterned Shower

Curtain

• Garbage Can

• Bath Mat

• Air freshener

• Cleaning Supplies– Toilet Bowl

Cleaner

– Linoleum Cleaner

• Pretty Soaps

– Shampoos

– Conditioners

– Hand-soap

– Body wash

• Toilet Paper

• Clock

• Speakers

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LIVING ROOM• Throw Pillows

• Record Player + Records

• Fernando’s stereo (which he has agreed to contribute)

• Area Rug

• Colored lights for tops of windows (year round)

• Coat Hanger

• Lamps

• Clock

• Mirror

• TV (which we can steal from one of the boys)

• Extra chairs– BEAN BAG CHAIR

– Ottoman

• Decorations– Family Photos

– Artwork

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more LIVING ROOM• Coffee Table

• Nolan Beer-Pong Table with Nolan Beer-

Pong Tarp with Nolan Beer-Pong Portrait

• Cool Phone

• Plants

• Coasters

• Blankets

• Book Collection

• Movie Collection

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more LIVING ROOM• CRAFT CORNER

– Colored pens

– Colored paper

– Tape

– Glue

– Scissors

– Magazines for Collage-ing

– Sewing Machine

– Pretty Fabric

– Un-Twilight-Zone Cloth Mannequin

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