A Face-Book

By You Know Who

Dear Annemarie,Hi. My name is John Connolly and I am your boyfriend. I know this may be hard to believe because we haven't seen each other in what feels like centuries. But I can not explain the overwhelming joy that I felt last time I laid eyes on you when you were wearing your toga and riding next to me on our mule drawn chariot. What I would give to have those days again. But anyways, I did some creepin :) and this is what I got out of it. Please don't call the cops, I swear I try to keep the stalking to a minimum but its just so hard! These are some of your cutest, craziest, happiest, and most beautiful faces. I have named them appropriately my perfect little angel and I hope you don't mind looking at your face too much. I love you and happy 20th birthday you old geyser :) Enjoy!

Your one and only lover and best friend, John