anne taintor (2015 catalogue)

2015 catalogSummer

People are always trying to convince me that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Ha! The most important meal of the day is coffee lots of it. Our brand new Mugs help you start the day right with plenty of caffeine (14 oz!) and a smile.

The lovely Miss Portland diner a City of Portland, Maine landmark and the scene of this years welcome! photo is the perfect place to grab some coffee and a smile.

(If you must accompany that all-important stimulant with something from the non-caffeine food group, Miss Portland serves a spectacular breakfast all day long, with almost everything on the menu made from scratch and locally sourced and the staff could not be more delightful.)

Miss Portland has been serving Portlanders coffee and breakfast (and much more) since 1949! I would not be at all surprised if a Taintorette or two had graced this counter

Anne Taintor has been making smart people smile since 1985! In the interests of keeping that venerable tradition alive, weve added hilarious new Cards, Coin Purses, Luggage Tags, Magnets, Magnetic Notepads, Mini Trays, Pill Compacts, and Sticky Notes in addition to our brand-new Mugs.

We hope youll enjoy our collection for Summer 2015!

Thank you again for 30 wonderful years, and thank you for letting me make you smile!Anne Taintor

table of contentswelcome!

photos by Megan Jones

celebrating 30 years of laughter

All new for Summer 2015Mugs 2-3

and many additions to other Anne Taintor products30 Years of Laughter Scarf 4Canvas Pouches 12Cocktail Shakers 26Coin Purses 14-15Cosmetic Bags 16-17Crew Socks 18Emery Boards 23Flasks 28-29Floaty Pens 54Full-Color Greeting Cards: All Occasion 48-51 Birthday 40-47 Thank You 53 Wedding & Anniversary 52 Hostess Trays 32 Juice Glasses 27Knee Socks 19Lip Balms 22Luggage Tags 11Magnetic Notepads 34-35Magnets 5-10Mini Trays 30-31MISS TAINTOR Mini Tissues 21MISS TAINTOR Nail Files 23Pill Compacts 20Spreader Sets 33Sticky Notes 38-39Sticky To-Do Notes 36-37Taintor Towels 24-25Zip-Around Wallets 13

Displays 55-61Terms Back Cover

Please visit us at our booth at NY NOW or at one of our many fine showrooms.

Check out the wholesale link at annetaintor.com to find the fabulous rep

group that covers your region.

You can also call us at 888.491.6467 or email [email protected]

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2celebrating 30 years of laughter

As we all know, coffee is the most important meal of the day. Coffee and a smile? Even better! Also suitable

for tea, cocoa, warm milk, and highballs. Display on our versatile Smile Spinner (pages 56-57).

14oz. ceramic gloss finish mug with gift box. 4 1/2" cube. Packed 4/style, $6.00 each.

Mugs

NEW! #55062

NEW! #55316

NEW! #55570

NEW! #55300

NEW! #55481

NEW! #55622


Mugs

NEW! #55639

NEW! #55713

NEW! #55755

NEW! #55662

NEW! #55729

NEW! #55774


30 Years of Laughter Scarf Our gorgeous limited

edition Scarf celebrates

30 years of women

laughing together.

70% cotton & 30% silk blend

15"w x 74"l.

Packed 1/style, $19.50 each.

#10770


MagnetsA best-selling product year after year! Our magnets are very strong and very funny.

Display on one of our Magnet Spinners (page 59) or on our versatile Smile Spinner

(pages 56-57). Then sit back and enjoy the laughter and the sales! Magnets are

individually bagged for gift-giving. Made in USA.

3 3/8" sq. Packed 6/style, $2.25 each.

NEW! #01774 NEW! #01781 NEW! #01782 NEW! #01783

NEW! #01784 NEW! #01787 NEW! #01788 NEW! #01789

NEW! #01790 NEW! #01791 NEW! #01792 NEW! #01793

if its five oclock somewhere can I go home now? cats dont care if youre crazy

they say do one thing every day that scares you I just called my mother

the only thing neat in my house is my drink

money may not buy happiness but check these bitchin shoes!

I had to invite them. They got a medical marijuana license.

its not spying if youre holding a dust rag

not all who wander are lost but some are

yes, ladies, you can have it all! but bear in mind

that most of it sucks

if these walls could talk theyd probably just yawn

the paleo diet ? isnt that what killed the

dinosaurs?

tell us no again we dare you


Magnets

#01285 #01316 #01349 #01353

funny I dont recall asking for your opinion

ta-daa! now lets have a cocktail

stop me before I volunteer again

old enough to know better too young to give a rats ass

#01002 #01003 #01012 #01023

#01041 #01044 #01046

#01021

#01127 #01174

#01211

#01057

#01081 #01126

make your own damn dinner

I dreamed my whole house was clean

born to be wildHurrah! At last Im 50!

I love not camping

my garden kicks assWOW! I get to give birth AND change diapers!

Hurrah! At last Im 40!

she could see no good reason to act her age

because Im the mother thats why

youll eat it youll eat it and like it

bite me

guess where Im tattooed

male refrigerator blindness claims another victim

#01042

domestically disabled

#01208

surely it must be five oclock somewhere


Magnets

NEW IMAGE! #01372

I believe we have an opportunity to make some

extremely poor choices#01423

a real friend will help you hide the body

#01418

and then the children cleaned their rooms, got mommy her drink, and went straight to bed. The End.

#01464

why, Id be delighted to put my needs last again

#01470 #01475

choosy moms choose beer

did somebody say open bar?

#01480

#01481

walk faster the children are catching up

youre right! it does look like her Facebook picture!

#01460

youre never too old to try something stupid

#01568 #01576

what am I making for supper? why, sweetie, Im making whatever the hell

I want served with a side of eat it or starve

on second thought lets get drunk and order pizza!

#01570

we go together like drunk and disorderly

#01582

same circus different clowns

#01365

You be Thelma. Ill be Louise.

#01584 #01592

WTF???hmmm

I know I walked into this room for a reason

#01356

if by happy you mean trapped with no means of escape ?

then yes, Im happy

#01621 #01622

I truly amaze myself this after five martinis!

if youre going to kick ass, you need kickass shoes

#01630

expiration dates are for the weak


Magnets

#01633

napping its not just for toddlers any more

#01638 #01639

I knit so that I dont kill you, dear

you say crazy cat lady like its a bad thing

#01642

#01653

Id love to wear low necklines too, but they dont

cover my prison tats

did we forget the children at baggage claim

again?#01657 #01658

Father says Im a disappointment.

Mother says Im fabulous.

the girls could never say rubbers without giggling

#01635

being a mom is fun but I could never do it sober

#01664

#01659 #01661

#01662

Ill try anything once okay, twice

see? arent we both much happier when Im happy?

jeepers, mom! Id drink too if I had to do this all day!

the voices in my head are all demanding drinks

#01668

since giving up carbs Ive been feeling a bit oh, whats

that word? homicidal

#01689#01686 #01687 #01691#01688

mommy, when I grow up I want to stay home and not work just like you!

or we could order Chinesecan one of you darling children

show Aunt Gigi where your parents hide the booze?

Ive put on my happy face now what?

if men are from Mars lets send some of them back

#01670 #01673

organization is for the unimaginative

it has been my pleasure to ignore you


Magnets

#01692

I dont mind the heat its the kitchen I cant stand

#01694

honey, these are my big girl panties

#01699 #01710 #01711

#01712 #01713 #01714

his snoring is so much better

thank you, duct tape!

youll never forget to turn off the oven if you never turn it on

they say the alcohol will cook off so I say

dont cook it

what do you mean I dont let you be your own person?

parenting when messing up your own life

just isnt enough

she was determined to find a cure for embarrassing-

mom syndrome#01715 #01716

God Bless This Empty Nestsee, darling

toasting doesnt always involve a cocktail

#01717 #01718 #01720 #01722

and then I burn it and we go out to dinner

To you its a casserole dish to me its a memorial to the death of all my hopes and aspirations. Should I add cheese?

low expectations mean everyone ends up happy

so hows that job-and-kids thing working out for you?

#01729

#01730 #01731 #01732 #01734 #01735

I dont want to brag, but Im pretty mediocre

at housekeeping

I told the children Id be down in a minute. I lied.

youre just being paranoid not one person in this entire church

suspects that were stoned

and then she skipped the bake sale, wrote a check to the PTA,

and lived happily ever after

a drink in the hand is worth two in the fridge

Im the reason we cant have nice things

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Magnets

#01736 #01737 #01738 #01739 #01741

#01742

people who need people havent tried lemon

flavored vodka

mommy mom mom mom mom mommy mommy

mom mom mommy

Join another committee? Why, Id love to!

if they can send a man to the moon Im certain they can send a

smart mouth teenager

food? sorry, hon

didnt fit in the cooler

nothing its whats for dinner!

#01746 #01748 #01751 #01753

#01755 #01757 #01758 #01759 #01760

#01761 #01762 #01763 #01764 #01765

in dog years weve been friends forever

and there were my keys right next to the jello mold

my mascara ran Im counting it as exercise

you call it peeping I call it being neighborly

I drive them everywhere they drive me crazy

I see youve already penciled in hangover for

tomorrow morning

dont make me use your middle name

a womans work is never done in this house, its rarely

even started

damn witness protection program

they were as American as apple pie and appletinis

what a coincidence! you embarrass me too!

sure, I set a bad example fortunately my kids pay

no attention to me

and then I said only mommies are allowed

to use that word

if the recipe is microwave it then yes, I want the recipe

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Luggage TagsDurable matte vinyl tags (with sturdy straps and ID card inserts) make looking for your luggage a pleasure! Luggage Tags look

great in our countertop Luggage Tag Display (page 61) or on our versatile Smile Spinner (page 56).

2 3/4"w x 4 1/4"h. Packed 6/style, $4.75 each.

#66327

#66460#66450

NEW! #66794

#66564

#66211

#66769#66688 #66698

#66437

#66652 #66653

#66455

NEW! #66795

#66456

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Canvas PouchesOur bold and beautiful natural Canvas Pouches feature line drawings and a painted canvas finish. Lets see

one for my phone and charger, one for cosmetics, one for pens, one for receipts Display on our versatile

Smile Spinner (pages 56-57).

8"w x 5"h. Packed 4/style, $5.50 each.

#63012

#63639

#63038

#63662

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Our beautiful Zip-Around Wallets are a fun and fabulous way to stay organized. Wallet has a pocket for bills, a zip pocket for

change, a clear ID holder, 3 card holders, and Zip-Around closure. Display on our versatile Smile Spinner (pages 56-57).

6 1/2"w x 4 1/8"h x 3/4" thick. Packed 4/style, $9.50 each. Add a coordinating clip-on wristlet strap. Packed 4/style, $1.00 each.

Zip-Around Wallets

#60037

#60755

#60481

#60038

green wristlet strap #69038

red wristlet strap #69755

pink wristlet strap #69316

red wristlet strap #69481

blue wristlet strap #69037

green wristlet strap #69662

#60662

#60316

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NEW! #62784

#62037#62012

Our witty little Coin Purses are

HUGE sellers. Vintage-style kiss

closure, fully-lined matte vinyl

and (of course) the classy,

sassy humor for which were

known make parting with

pennies a pleasure. Coin Purses

look great in our countertop

Coin Purse Display (page 61)

or on our versatile Smile Spinner

(pages 56-57).

3 5/8"w x 4 1/4"h x 1"d. Packed 3/style, $5.25 each.

Coin Purses

#62365#62244 #62371

NEW! #62785

#62038

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#62747

#62727

Coin Purses

#62705

#62497

#62669

#62773#62728

#62662#62481

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Cosmetic BagsStrong, versatile, playful, and lovely in a word: feminine. Our lush matte vinyl Cosmetic Bags are fully lined, have a detachable

wristlette strap. Our versatile Cosmetic Bag is really two bags in one: a fun purse and a terrific way to keep cosmetics and

accessories organized at home or on the road. Please see page 56 for information on displaying on our Smile Spinner.

7 1/2"w x 5"h x 2 1/2"d. Packed 3/style, $9.00 each.

#61460

#61211

#61481 #61551

#61285

#61102

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Cosmetic Bags

#61552 #61653

#61730

#61699

#61751

#61706

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Comfy, cosy, and cute:

our Crew Socks are a

delicious blend of

cotton, polyester, and

spandex. Great gifts for

anyone on your list

or for yourself. One size

fits most. Display on

our versatile Smile

Spinner (pages 56-57).

75% cotton, 20% polyester, 5% spandex.

7.5" from heel to top. One size fits most.

Packed 6/style, $4.00/pair.

Crew Socks

#49639

#49012

#49365#49133

#49688#49662

#49044

#49622

#49771

#49057

you say crazy cat lady like its a BAD thing

born to be wild


Id rather be walking the dog




late bloomer

my garden kicks ass

if youre going to kick ass, you need

kickass shoes

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Knee SocksAs comfy and cute as

our Crew Socks, our

Knee Socks are

hilarious with shorts or

skirt or wear with

jeans and the humor

becomes your own

private joke. One size

fits most. Please see

page 56 for information

on displaying on our

Smile Spinner.

75% cotton, 20% polyester, 5% spandex.

14" from heel to top. One size fits most.

Packed 6/style, $4.50/pair.

#48460

#48639

#48012

#48570#48481

#48211

#48622

youre never too old to try something stupid


born to be wild



I love not camping


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Pill CompactsThe ultimate value-added gift: our fabulous Pill Compact features a high-gloss image on a

metal case, a push button latch, a 7-day plastic pill dispenser and a mirror! Display in our

countertop Pill Compact Display (page 60) or on our versatile Smile Spinner (pages 56-57).

3 5/8" round x 15/16"h. Packed 4/style, $7.00 each.

#64298

#64639

NEW! #64083

#64293 #64316

#64713

NEW! #64775

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MISS TAINTOR Mini Tissues

#08074

#08211

#08299 #08368 #08579

#08012

#08126 #08241

#08044

#08285

#08316

Miss Taintor will want to have these adorable 3 inch

cubes filled with 30 unscented 2-ply facial tissues on

her desk, in her car, and in every room of her house!

Please see pages 56 for information on displaying on

our Smile Spinner.

Merchandising hint:

Open a box and

fluff out a tissue.

3"w x 3"h x 3"d.


#08041

you know me busy, busy!inner beauty is for amateurs


was she in love or was it just allergies?

old enough to know better too young to give a rats ass

someone has to set a bad exampleI love not campingguess where Im tattooed

its so involved being meI dreamed my whole house was clean

WOW! I get to give birth AND change diapers!born to be wild

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Lip BalmsOur luscious SPF-15 Lip Balms are a

perfect pick-up item for summer, a

perfect stocking stuffer for holiday.

Our Lip Balm Display Jar is free with

72 Lip Balms. Put our Display Jar by

the cash register or on our versatile


2 3/8"w x 1 5/16"h x 7/16"d. Packed 4/style, $1.75 each. Slide tins are individually shrink-wrapped.

Lip Balm Display Jar is 7"w x 10"d x 9"h with collar.

#19900 72 assorted Lip Balms + free Display, $126.00

#00012

wild watermelon flavor

cappuccino flavor

in a raspberry jam flavor coconut coquette flavor

forbidden apple flavor

va-va-vanilla flavor

#00472

#00365 #00392

#00360

#00413

crme de la crme brle flavor

cherry tart flavor

divine wine flavor

#00276

#00368

#00411

Lip Balm Display Jar

#19900

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Each matchbook-style folder holds 12 nail-perfecting files. Our Emery Board Display Jar is

free with 72 Emery Boards. Display on our versatile Smile Spinner (pages 56-57).


Emery Board Display Jar is 7"w x 10"d x 9"h with collar. #03000 72 assorted Emery Boards + free Display, $126.00

Emery Boards

#02285

Our acrylic Nail File Display is free with 48 medium-coarse Nail Files and great next to your

cash register or on our versatile Smile Spinner (pages 56-57).

Individual nail files are 3/4"w x 7"h. Packed 8/style, $1.25 each.

Nail File Countertop Display is 5 1/2"w x 7 1/2"h x 2 3/4"d. #02000 8 each of 6 Nail File designs + free Display, $60.00

#02241

#02316

Emery Board Display Jar

#03000

Nail File Display

#02000

#03392

#03211

#03411

#03306

#03412

#03316

#03472#03368

#03126

MISS TAINTOR Nail Files

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Taintor TowelsOur 100% cotton Towels are the

perfect gift for hostess, for

girlfriend for anyone who has

a kitchen or anyone who has

ever needed to mop up a spilled

cocktail. Please see page 56 for

information on displaying on our

Smile Spinner.

Individual towels are 16"w x 28"h.


because Im the mother thats why

hmm you say tomato I say Bloody Mary!

make your own damn dinner

the only thing left to polish off now is the gin

on second thought lets get drunk and order

pizza!

#24127

#24559

#24081

#24483 #24576

what am I making for supper? why, sweetie, Im making whatever the hell I want served with a side of eat it or starve

#24568

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Taintor Towels


and then she skipped the bake sale, wrote a check to the PTA, and

lived happily ever afterjeepers, mom! Id drink too if I had to do this all day!

expiration dates are for the weak

no I do not think its time to get dinner started

#24710#24732

#24598

I truly amaze myself this after five martinis!

twinkle, twinkle, little cup howd my life get so f***ed up?

#24629

#24661

#24621 #24630

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Whoever said breakfast was the most important meal of the day had clearly forgotten about cocktail hour. Get your RDA

the Anne Taintor way with these fabulously fun 13.52 oz. (400 ml) glass Cocktail Shakers (with metal lid and rubber gasket).

Wonderful merchandised with our Juice Glasses! Please see pages 56-57 for information on displaying on our Smile Spinner.

Cocktail Shakers meet CA Prop. 65 requirements. Wash by hand.

3 3/8"diameter x 8 3/4"h, Packed 4/style, $9.95 each.

Cocktail Shakers

#56570

#56208

#56662

#56453

#56581

#56353


surely, it must be five oclock somewhere

we came we shopped were ready for cocktails



whats a nice girl like me doing without a drink in her hand?

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Perfect for juice. Perfect for cocktails or wine! Our fabulous 6 oz. Juice Glasses are as at home on the cocktail table as

they are on the breakfast table. A must-have in any cool kitchen or bar and a great gift for any occasion. Display them

with our new Cocktail Shakers for added impact and sales! Please see page 56 for information on displaying on our

Smile Spinner.

Juice Glasses meet CA Prop. 65 requirements. Wash by hand.

2 5/8"diameter x 4 1/8"h, Packed 6/style, $2.00 each.

Juice Glasses

#57012

#57581

#57481

#57661

#57570

#57662

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FlasksApparently every woman needs one

(or two or three) because Flasks

are one of our most popular products.

Our 4 oz. stainless steel Flasks

feature a wrap-around design and

a companion funnel. Display in our

countertop Flask Display (page 61)

or on our versatile Smile Spinner

(pages 56-57).

2 3/4"w x 4 1/4"h including lid. Packed 4/style, $9.95 each.

#58353

#58012

#58372

#58181

#58285

#58413 #58453 #58470

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Flasks

#58565 #58570

#58756

#58581

#58653

#58772#58726

#58687#58662

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#81012

NEW! #81772

NEW! #81774

NEW! #81726

NEW! #81751

born to be wild

you can lead a horse to water but I prefer tequila

if its five oclock somewhere can I go home now?

who is this Moderation were supposed to be drinking with?

my mascara ran Im counting it as exercise

#81208

#81353

Mini Trays

#81044

#81365

surely it must be five oclock somewhere


she was comforted by the knowledge that they were helpless without her


someone called about something



#81062

#81316#81302

These Mini Trays are addictive.

Customers who buy one today will

come back tomorrow for six more!

Versatile 100% melamine Mini

Trays are perfect for patio, pool,

or parlor for desk, dresser, or

kitchen counter (gotta dump your

keys and change somewhere).

As terrific as they are on their own,

our Mini Trays are even more

amazing displayed with Hostess

Trays and melamine Spreader Sets.

Display in our countertop Mini Tray

Display (page 60) or on our versatile


Prop 65 compliant and dishwasher safe (not for microwave).

5 1/2" sq. Packed 6/style, $2.50 each.

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#81730

#81639

#81737#81710

I told the children Id be down in a minute. I lied.


mommy mom mom mom mommy mom mommy mommy mom mommy


#81372

#81688

Mini Trays

#81581#81565 #81570

#81470 #81481

#81559

#81453

you have to start drinking pretty damn early if you want to stay wasted all day

did somebody say open bar?

I believe we have an opportunity to make some extremely poor choices







whats a nice girl like me doing without a drink in her hand?

hmm you say tomato I say Bloody Mary!

#81622 #81662

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Hostess TraysOur melamine Hostess Trays look amazing with our popular Mini Trays and with our coordinating Spreader Sets

or on their own. Great for serving or for dcor. Display on our versatile Smile Spinner (pages 56-57).



#82662


born to be wild

mommy mom mom mommy mom mommy mom mommy mom mommy mom mommy


#82012

#82737

#82570

I love not camping


#82211

#82581

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Spreader Sets

born to be wild

Featured Recipe: Cool as a Cucumber Cream Cheese Spread

#83012


Featured Recipe: Fromage Fort

#83570


Featured Recipe: Chocolate-Peanut Spread

#83581

Our melamine Spreaders are amazing with our Mini Trays

and Hostess Trays or all on their own. Each Set includes

four Spreaders and a delicious recipe featured on the back.

Please see page 56 for information on displaying on our

Smile Spinner.


Each spreader measures 1 1/4"w x 6 1/8"h. Package measures 10"w x 8"h.


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The strong magnets on the backs of our witty pads hold them securely to the fridge, making them ideal for keeping track

of everything you need to keep track of! Printed in USA with vegetable-based ink on partially recycled FSC-Certified stock

using 100% wind-generated electricity. Display in our countertop Magnetic Notepad Display (page 60) or on our versatile

Smile Spinner (see page 56 for details).

4"w x 9"l. 50 lined white pages. Packed 6/style, $2.95 each.

Magnetic Notepads

NEW! #26710

NEW! #26717

NEW! #26732

NEW! #26742

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#26481 #26558

#26570

Magnetic Notepads

#26629

#26044

#26630

#26081

#26659

#26127

#26692

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The pages of our handy Sticky To-Do Notes are the perfect size to stick on computer monitor or fridge, and each day has

plenty of room for all your to-dos. Printed with vegetable-based ink on 100% recycled paper. 50 pages per pad. Made in USA.

Display in our countertop Sticky to-Do Note Display (page 60) or on our versatile Smile Spinner (see page 56 for details).


Sticky To-Do Notes

#74062

she was comforted by the knowledge that they were

helpless without her

why yes, I am overqualified

I dreamed my whole desk was clean

a career a family to care for

gee! Ive got it all!

#74300

#74039

#74060

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Sticky To-Do Notes

just file it under who cares?



please call back when I give a damn

the voices in my head are all

demanding coffee

#74301

#74302

#74316

#74430

#74662

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Sticky NotesBecause administrative professionals need to laugh too. Each eye-catching Sticky Note pad has 100 sheets of insolent

office or home office humor. Printed in USA with vegetable-based ink on 100% recycled stock. Display in our countertop

Sticky Note Display (page 61) or on our versatile Smile Spinner (pages 56-57).

3"w x 2 7/8"h. Packed 6/style, $2.25 each.

#73301 #73302 #73304 #73316

stop me before I volunteer againsomeone called about something can I retire now?


#73060#73039 #73062 #73300


she was comforted by the knowledge that they were helpless without her

a career a family to care for gee! Ive got it all!

I dreamed my whole desk was clean

NEW! #73774

NEW! #73798

NEW! #73799

NEW! #73800

if its five oclock somewhere can I go home now? will any of this be on the test?

success is 1% inspiration 99% caffeine

have you tried turning me off and on again?

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Sticky Notes

#73430#73394

#73673

#73432

the day was in dire need of a Ctrl+Alt+Delete

I think you heard me the first time

please call back when I give a damn

it has been my pleasure to ignore you

#73579

#73738 #73767 #73768

#73584 #73723

#73724

#73671

whoever said business before pleasure needs to get her priorities straight

low expectations mean everyone ends up happy

WTF??? never say never say no way in hell

you know me busy, busy!

Join another committee? Why, Id love to! will work for donuts appreciate me, dammit!

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Birthday CardsCelebrate birthdays with a smile and a wink. Our cards feature full-color front and back with a spot of color inside. Printed with

vegetable-based ink on FSC-Certified uncoated stock using 100% wind-generated electricity and sleeved with color envelopes.

Made in USA. Display on one of our three card displays (pages 58-59) or on our versatile Smile Spinner (pages 56-57).

4 1/4"w x 5 1/2"h. Packed in half-dozens, $10.50/6.

inside inside inside

NEW! #31372 NEW! #31726 NEW! #31786

front: I believe we have an opportunity to make some extremely poor choices

inside: have an extremely badass birthday

front: who is this Moderation were supposed to be drinking with?

inside: please dont invite her to your party happy birthday!

front: whoever said with age comes wisdom had obviously never met us!

inside: happy birthday from your biggest fan


NEW! #31787 NEW! #31790 NEW! #31796

front: I had to invite them. They got a medical marijuana license.

inside: happy birthday! let the good times roll!

front: yes, ladies you can have it all! but bear in mind that most of it sucks

inside: happy birthday to a gal who has it all

front: better to light a single candle than to admit how old you really are

inside: happy birthday make a wish

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Birthday Cards

inside inside

#31005 #31065

front: Hurrah! At last Im 60!

inside: Happy Birthday!

front: has anyone seen my hormones?

inside: happy birthday to a gal who gets hotter every year!

inside

inside

inside

inside

inside

inside

#31001

#31093

#31002

#31161

#31003

#31174

front: she decided to slip into something a little more comfortable

inside: her thirties happy birthday!

front: at last she had awakened from the nightmare of youth

inside: happy birthday


inside: Happy Birthday!

front: honey, you couldnt pay me to be twenty

inside: you get more fabulous every year happy birthday!


inside: happy birthday!

front: she could see no good reason to act her age

inside: happy birthday, kiddo!

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Birthday Cards

inside inside

#31286 #31365

front: the birthday candles wouldnt be the only ones getting lit in the kitchen

inside: heres to you on your birthday!

front: You be Thelma. Ill be Louise.

inside: have a smashing birthday!

inside

inside

inside

inside

inside

inside

#31231

#31424

#31232

#31434

#31285

#31460

front: farewell to youth!

inside: and hello to early bird specials

front: from scratch? why yes I scratched the label right off the bakerys box

inside: nothing is too good for you on your birthday

front: remember when you were young and gay?

inside: well, thank goodness youre still gay! happy birthday!

front: and voila! margaritas for everyone!

inside: happy birthday! let the good times roll!

front: old enough to know better too young to give a rats ass

inside: youre at that perfect age! happy birthday!

front: youre never too old to try something stupid

inside: make a splash on your birthday!

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Birthday Cards

inside

inside

#31593#31594

front: why, youre not getting old, dear

inside: heck, you were old last year! happy birthday!

front: and she was like no way! and I was like way! and she was like OMG! and

I was like I know, right? and she was like really? and I was like totally!

inside: and she was like but she looks so young! have a way cool birthday!

inside

inside

inside

inside

inside

inside

#31570

#31622

#31584

#31628

#31592

#31642

front: we go together like drunk and disorderly

inside: wishing you an intoxicating birthday

front: if youre going to kick ass, you need kickass shoes

inside: have a kickass birthday!

front: WTF???

inside: no WAY youre that old! happy birthday!

front: put on your life preserver Im about to rock the boat

inside: bon voyage to another year!

front: hmmm I know I walked into this room for a reason

inside: try to remember to have a happy birthday!

front: Id love to wear low necklines too, but they dont cover my prison tats

inside: happy birthday to my partner in crime

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Birthday Cards

inside inside

#31660 #31670

front: if the good die young honey, we just may live forever!

inside: happy birthday!

front: sunshine on your face fresh air in your lungs best friend at your side

inside: flask in your pocket wishing you a perfect birthday!

inside

inside

inside

inside

inside

inside

#31656

#31671

#31657

#31688

#31659

#31691

front: sure, the cake is good just not I got a pony good

inside: heres hoping your birthday is I got a pony great!

front: Im not laughing on the inside either

inside: well, maybe a little but only because thats a heck of a lot of candles

happy birthday!

front: Father says Im a disappointment. Mother says Im fabulous.

inside: Mother is right! Have a fabulous birthday!

front: if men are from Mars lets send some of them back

inside: have an other-worldly birthday!

front: see? arent we both much happier when Im happy?

inside: happier birthday to you!

front: Ive put on my happy face now what?

inside: have a happy, happy, happy birthday!

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Birthday Cards

inside inside

#31708 #31709

front: the secret to looking so young?

inside: well being young helps a lot happy birthday, kiddo!

front: I know youre speechless, right?

inside: this calls for a toast or two happy birthday!

inside

inside

inside

inside

inside

inside

#31694

#31729

#31695

#31733

#31697

#31737

front: honey, these are my big girl panties

inside: happy birthday big girl!

front: I dont want to brag, but Im pretty mediocre at housekeeping

inside: its not bragging if you can back it up* happy birthday to a true domestic goddess

*Muhammad Ali

front: following the if you cant say something nice rule proved to be more challenging than she had anticipated

inside: happy birthday bitch

front: I only have time for the truly important things

inside: so wheres the cake? happy birthday!

front: forever young

inside: ish happy birthday!

front: mommy mom mom mom mommy mommy mom mom mommy

inside: dont let the little things spoil your big day, happy birthday!

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Birthday Cards

inside inside

#31749 #31750

front: if you dont like it, you can return it to me

inside: happy birthday to you!

front: a little spackle a little paint and were good as new!

inside: looking good, birthday girl!

inside

inside

inside

inside

inside

inside

#31746

#31751

#31747

#31752

#31748

#31753

front: in dog years weve been friends forever!

inside: happy birthday, old pal!

front: my mascara ran Im counting it as exercise

inside: its your birthday you make the rules!

front: this old thing? why, Ive had it for hours

inside: another year older yet you still look brand new! happy birthday!

front: personal fulfillment? eww that sounds kind of dirty

inside: wishing you all your heart desires for your birthday

front: and there were my keys right next to the jello mold!

inside: wishing you a memorable birthday!

front: you call it peeping I call it being neighborly

inside: hmmm looks like someones having a birthday!

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Birthday Cards

inside

inside

inside

inside

inside

inside

#31754

#31763

#31756

#31764

#31757

#31772

front: bedtime? no thanks I slept at the office

inside: happy birthday, bright eyes!

front: sure, I set a bad example fortunately my kids pay no attention to me

inside: another birthday? pay no attention!

front: I wish this were gin

inside: another year down the drain happy birthday!

front: and then I said only mommies are allowed to use that word

inside: have a happy gosh-darned birthday!

front: I see youve already penciled in hangover for tomorrow morning

inside: you wrote the book on fabulous, birthday girl!

front: you can lead a horse to water but I prefer tequila

inside: giddyup! its your birthday!

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All Occasion CardsEvery day is a celebration when you send our beautiful All Occasion Cards.

See page 40 for details.


NEW! #36731 NEW! #36781 NEW! #36782

front: youre just being paranoid not one person in this entire church

suspects that were stoned

blank inside

front: cats dont care if youre crazy

blank inside

front: they say do one thing every day that scares you I just called my mother

blank inside


NEW! #36785 NEW! #36788 NEW! #36797

front: keep calm and carry cash

blank inside

front: its not spying if youre holding a dust rag

blank inside

front: all good gossip starts with the word pssst

inside: pssst

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All Occasion Cards

inside inside

#36316 #36418

front: stop me before I volunteer again

blank inside

front: and then the children cleaned their rooms, got mommy her drink, and went straight to bed. The End.

blank inside

inside

inside

inside

inside

inside

inside

#36012

#36470

#36044

#36481

#36211

#36579

front: born to be wild

blank inside

front: did somebody say open bar?

blank inside

front: I dreamed my whole house was clean

blank inside

front: walk faster the children are catching up

blank inside

front: I love not camping

blank inside

front: you know me busy, busy!

blank inside

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All Occasion Cards

inside inside

#36713 #36714

front: parenting when messing up your own life just isnt enough

blank inside

front: she was determined to find a cure for embarrassing-mom syndrome

blank inside

inside

inside

inside

inside

inside

inside

#36639

#36717

#36668

#36721

#36692

#36732

front: you say crazy cat lady like its a bad thing

blank inside

front: and then I burn it and we all go out to dinner

blank inside

front: since giving up carbs Ive been feeling a bit oh, whats that word ?

homicidal

blank inside

front: lets hang

blank inside

front: I dont mind the heat its the kitchen I cant stand

blank inside

front: and then she skipped the bake sale, wrote a check to the PTA, and lived happily ever after

blank inside

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All Occasion Cards

inside

inside

inside

inside

inside

#36738

#36755

#36739

#36759

#36742

front: Join another committee? Why, Id love to!

blank inside

front: I drive them everywhere they drive me crazy

blank inside

front: if they can send a man to the moon Im certain they can send a

smart mouth teenager

blank inside

front: a womans work is never done in this house, its rarely even started

blank inside

front: nothing its whats for dinner!

blank inside

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Wedding & AnniversaryIf you cant laugh about undying love what can you laugh about?



#38249 #34260 #34261

front: love honor and what?!?

inside: two out of three is plenty best wishes!

front: the excitement never ends

inside: happy anniversary

front: she was comforted by the knowledge that he was helpless without her



#34262 #34637 #34699

front: they had practically invented happily ever after


front: clear your throat and make that noise one more time I dare you

inside: aint love grand? happy anniversary

front: his snoring is so much better thank you, duct tape!

inside: it just keeps getting better happy anniversary!

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Thank You CardsWhen it comes to expressing gratitude, mere words are seldom enough. Thats

where full-color front and back and a spot of color inside come in very handy.



#39680 #39681 #39682

front: thanks!

inside: a lot!

front: I am astonished

inside: by your generosity thanks!

front: wow!

inside: you are amazing! thanks!


#39683 #39684 #39685

front: one of us wants to lick your face

inside: thanks!

front: wow

inside: you are out of this world! thank you

front: cool!

inside: its just what I wanted! thanks!

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Floaty PensThere is nothing more fun than a Floaty Pen. Whenever I get stuck on hold I amuse myself by watching that little red phone

float back and forth and back and forth. Our Floaty Pen Shipper Display holds 4 each of the 6 designs pictured. Display

on our Smile Spinner (pages 56-57).

Floaty Pen shipper display package (24 pens total) is 7 3/16"w x 9 7/8"h x 4 1/2"d with header. Floaty Pens available in filled display only. #79001 4 each of 6 Floaty Pen designs + free Display, $60.00.

#79001

born to be wild

more paperwork, please





Floaty Pen Shipper Display

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Just Got 2 Have It!showroom in Atlanta

Introducing Annes SmileScapes contest

We are showing off our favorite Anne Taintor displays.

For Summer 2015, weve chosen JG2HI in Atlanta.

All entries are welcome. Winners will be featured in our

next catalog and receive a special product package.

Submit your photos today!

Send your submissions to: [email protected]

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Smile Spinner Display

The Smile Spinner is 36" tall (with header) and 14 1/2" square, and sits on a 16 1/2" square base. (With shelves on 3 Wall sides the Smile Spinner becomes 20 3/4" x 17 5/8" but its still 36" tall.)

Three Walls (one slat wall and two slot walls) hold shelf units for Cards, Coin Purses, Luggage Tags, Flasks, Hostess Trays and Mini Trays, Magnetic Notepads, Sticky Notes and Sticky To-Do Notes.

Walls also hold pegs for Magnets, Socks, Spreader Sets, Towels, Canvas Pouches, Zip-Around Wallets, Cosmetic Bags, and Scarves.

You can fill a Wall with just one product or you can mix it up.

Three open Box Shelves hold Mugs, Pill Compacts, Cocktail Shakers and Juice Glasses, Mini Tissues, Lip Balms, Emery Boards, Nail Files, and Floaty Pens.

But our Smile Spinner is infinitely adaptable! Once you become a member of our Smile Spinner League, whenever you add new product to your mix well send you the fittings you need to display them beautifully at no additional cost!

The Smile Spinner can hold as much as $1,453.80 in product at wholesale ($3,207 at MSRP).

Smile Spinner Package#19774 Our Smile Spinner is available for $100.00 (offset with free product)

with a product purchase of $500.00 or more and its free with a product purchase of $1,000.00 or more.

Product offset possibilities: 4casepacks(24)Magnets(a$120.00retailvalue) 3casepacks(18)MiniTrays(a$108.00retailvalue) 2casepacks(8)Mugs(a$104.00retailvalue) 4casepacks(24)StickyNotes(a$120.00retailvalue)

Have you ever awakened with a dopey smile and mused I dreamed my whole store was organized?

We cant make all your dreams come true but we can help organize your Anne Taintor product. Our Smile Spinner has a place for every single product in the Anne Taintor line, and it looks great (the spinner and the product).

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Smile Spinner Display

8 Mini Tray Wall (holds 48 units)

16 Magnet Wall (holds 96 units)

6 Pill Compact Shelf (holds 12 units)

4 Cocktail Shaker Box Shelf (holds 8 units; 8 units back stock)

4 Mini Tissue Box Shelf (holds 24 units)

Emery Board/Lip Balm Box Shelf (holds 2 displays: 120 units)

3 Hostess Tray Wall (holds 12 units)

5 Crew Sock Wall (holds 30 units)

16 Sticky Note Wall (holds 96 units)

3 Zip-Around Wallet/ 3 Canvas Pouch Wall

(holds 24 units)

16 Flask Wall (holds 48 units; 16 units back stock)

12 Coin Purse Wall (holds 36 units)

Please visit http://www.annetaintor.com/displays/ for details on displaying everything but here are some ideas to get you started:

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DisplaysWood & Acrylic Card Display PackageWe offer this beautiful display from Clear Solutions, complete with Anne Taintor header. Display holds 84 half-dozen Cards (so you can double up on best sellers) and ships separately from VT via UPS. Display requires assembly, but Anne was able to put it together all by herself, and thats saying something. This display is offered at cost and is offset with 10 half-dozen free Cards. Display is 30"w x 72"h x 18"d.

#99984 84 half-dozen Cards and display, $1,092.00 ($882.00 merchandise, $210.00 display). Display cost is offset with 10 half-dozen free Cards (a $225.00 retail value).

24-Pocket Card Spinner PackageWe offer a 24-pocket Wyrefab spinner, complete with Anne Taintor header card. Spinner ships separately from CA via UPS and requires minor assembly. Cost of spinner is offset with 3 half-dozen free Cards. Spinner is 61"h (72" with header) x 8 3/4"w x 8 3/4"d and has an 18" diameter base.

#99924 24 half-dozen Cards and spinner, $312.00 ($252.00 merchandise, $60.00 spinner). Spinner cost is offset with 3 half-dozen free Cards (a $67.50 retail value).

48-Pocket Card Spinner PackageWe offer a 48-pocket Wyrefab spinner, complete with Anne Taintor header card. Spinner ships separately from CA via UPS and requires minor assembly. Cost of spinner is offset with 4 half-dozen free Cards. Spinner is 61"h (72" with header) x 14"w x 14"d and has an 18" diameter base.

#99948 48 half-dozen Cards and spinner, $580.00 ($504.00 merchandise, $76.00 spinner). Spinner cost is offset with 4 half-dozen free Cards (a $90.00 retail value).

24-pocket card spinner

wood & acrylic card display

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DisplaysMagnet Floor Spinner PackageMake a statement with our white wire Magnet Floor Spinner, holds 6 each of 48 Magnet designs A very effective way to merchandise one of our top-selling products!

#19995 6 each of 48 Magnet designs and spinner, $733.00 ($648.00 merchandise, $85.00 spinner). Spinner cost is offset with 18 additional free Magnets (a $90.00 retail value). Spinner is 69 1/2" tall and 9 1/2" diameter, and sits on a sturdy 18" diameter base.

Magnet Countertop Spinner PackageNot ready to make quite that much of a statement? Start with our Countertop Magnet Spinner, which holds 6 each of 24 Magnet designs and will still get you plenty of laughs and sales.

#19997 6 each of 24 Magnet designs and spinner, $384.00 ($324.00 merchandise, $60.00 spinner). Spinner cost is offset with 12 additional free Magnets (a $60.00 retail value). Spinner is 35 3/4" tall and 9 1/2" diameter, and sits on a sturdy 11" diameter base.

magnet floor spinner

48-pocket card spinner

magnet countertop

spinner

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Displays Our Countertop Displays from Clear Solutions are gorgeous, versatile, and easy to assemble and theyre offset with free product!

magnetic notepad display

sticky to-do note display

mini tray display pill compact display

Sticky To-Do Note Display Package#99987 6 each of 6 Sticky To-Do Note designs and Countertop

Display, $171.00 ($126.00 merchandise, $45.00 display). Countertop Display cost is offset with 6 additional free Sticky To-Do Notes (a $48.00 retail value).

Display measures 14 1/4"w x 15"d x 21"h

Magnetic Notepad Display Package#99981 Our new Magnetic Notepad Display from Clear Solutions

is beautiful and very easy to assemble. 6 each of 6 Magnetic Notepad designs and Display, $131.20 ($106.20 merchandise, $25.00 display). Magnetic Notepad Display is offset with 6 additional free Magnetic Notepads (a $39.00 retail value).

Display is 14 1/8"w x 7"d x 17"h with header

Mini Tray Display Package#99988 6 each of 9 Mini Tray designs and Countertop Display,

$180.00 ($135.00 merchandise, $45.00 display). Countertop Display cost is offset with 12 additional free Mini Trays (a $72.00 retail value).

Display measures 18"w x 9 1/4"d x 21"h

Pill Compact Display Package#99780 4 each of 6 Pill Compact designs and Countertop

Display, $213.00 ($168.00 merchandise, $45.00 display). Countertop Display cost is offset with 4 additional free Pill Compacts (a $60.00 retail value).

Display measures 12"w x 9 1/4"d x 12 3/4"h

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DisplaysMulti-Product Countertop Display#99980 The perfect display for our Coin Purses, Flasks, Luggage Tags,

Sticky Notes or any combination of these products! Fill Countertop Display with any 12 styles of these products, and display cost of $45 will be offset with your choice of:

6freeCoinPurses(a$72.00retailvalue) 4freeFlasks(an$88.00retailvalue) 6freeLuggageTags(a$66.00retailvalue) 12freeStickyNotes(a$60.00retailvalue)

Display is 16 1/2"w x 12 3/4"d x 17"h with header

Coin Purse Display Package#99986 3 each of 12 Coin Purse designs and Countertop Display, $234.00

($189.00 merchandise, $45.00 display). Countertop Display cost is offset with 6 additional free Coin Purses (a $72.00 retail value).

Sticky Note Display Package#99982 6 each of 12 Sticky Note designs and Countertop Display, $207.00

($162.00 merchandise, $45.00 display). Countertop Display is offset with 12 additional free Sticky Notes (a $60.00 retail value).

Luggage Tag Display Package#99983 6 each of 12 Luggage Tag designs and Countertop Display, $387.00

($342.00 merchandise, $45.00 display). Countertop Display cost is offset with 6 additional free Luggage Tags (a $66.00 retail value).

Flask Display Package#99985 4 each of 12 Flask designs and Countertop Display, $522.60

($477.60 merchandise, $45.00 display). Countertop Display is offset with 4 additional free Flasks (an $88.00 retail value).

multi-product countertop

display

coin purse display

flask display

luggage tag display

sticky note display

Anne Taintor, Inc.137 Montague Street, Box 120 | Brooklyn, NY 11201tel: (718) 483-9312 or (888) 491-6467 | fax: (718) 483-9313 or (866) 289-0965www.annetaintor.com

All designs Anne Taintor, Inc.Anne Taintor and Vintage Revisited are trademarks owned by Anne Taintor, Inc.All rights reserved.

Printed in USA

termsOrder Minimums: Minimum opening order $150, and minimum reorder is $100. A handling charge of $7.50 will be added to all orders under the minimum.

Payment Terms: All opening orders must be prepaid by check or paid by credit card (MC/Visa/AmEx). Submit a completed credit application to request Net 30 terms on reorders. A service charge of 1.5% (18% per annum) will be applied on past due balances. Returned checks will be assessed a $25.00 service charge. Outstanding invoices may accrue finance, collection, court, and/or attorneys fees.

Delivery: Shipping is billed at cost, and our standard shipping method is via UPS Ground. Backorders over $50 will be shipped within 60 days of original ship date, and customer is responsible for additional freight charges. Backorders unable to be filled during this time and backorders under $50 will be cancelled.

Resale: Product bought at wholesale may not be resold on Amazon or eBay.

Claims & Cancellations: All claims must be made within 5 days of receipt of merchandise. Return for credit accepted if resulting from shipping error, or if product is received damaged. No returns accepted for product that has been labeled and/or is shop worn. No returns accepted without prior authorization from Anne Taintor, Inc. Return of product instructions will be given with the RA#. All cancellations must be in writing, and cancellations received less than two weeks prior to ship date will incur a 20% restocking fee.

ATI Summer 2015 CatalogWelcomeTable of ContentsSmileScapes Contest

NEW Mugs - 2-330 Years of Laughter Scarf - 4Canvas Pouches - 12Cocktail Shakers - 26Coin Purses - 14-15Cosmetic Bags - 16-17Crew Socks - 18Emery Boards - 23Flasks - 28-29Floaty Pens - 54Full Color Greeting CardsAll Occasion Cards - 48-51Birthday Cards - 40-47Thank You Cards - 53Wedding & Anniversary Cards - 52

Hostess Trays - 32Juice Glasses - 27Knee Socks - 19Lip Balms - 22Luggage Tags - 11Magnetic Notepads - 34-35Magnets - 5-10Mini Trays - 30-31Miss Taintor Mini Tissues - 21Miss Taintor Nail Files - 23Pill Compacts - 20Spreader Sets - 33Sticky Notes - 38-39Sticky To-Do Notes - 36-37Taintor Towels - 24-25Zip-Around Wallets - 13Displays - 56-61Terms & Contact Information

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