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JJ P. FIGUERS,ATTOUNEY AT LAW

AND (SOLICITOR IN CHANCERY,COLUMBIA, TBNt.

Will practice in the 'urt of Maury, n,

Marshall and Hickman Counties.

0. 8. HILL,

ATTOIiNRY AT LAW.AXH SOLICITOR IX CUAKCEUY.

COLUMBIA, TBN.Will practice in the CuurU of Maury and ad-

joining eounties.Office in the IVhitthorne Block. MarchlS-l- y

JuH V Wriuht. W.J. Weuhtbb.yBHJIIT Jx WEBSJTEK,

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Jam-- ' Jewelry More.Fch2';j.

OilARLES CLEARATTORNEY AT LAW,

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. WILl'MBIA, KM.

March 17.

John il isund,ATTORNEY AT AW,

COLUMBIA, TLNMCSSEE.

rtiiit attention jriven V- - t'ollw-twina- . d

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Q ORDON & NICHOLSON,

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Will practice in the rcreral Courts of Mauryand aitjoininc counties.

trtr Prompt attention given to collection ofClaims

May JO. 171.

Wi --VANCE THOMPSON,ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR

. AT LAW.Office on Garden Street, nearly west and to-si-te

Masonic Hall,COLUMBIA, TENNESSEE.

Will practice in Supreme and Federal Courtsn Nashville, and in the Clmccery and Circuit

Conrta ol Maury ana adjoining counties.Fob. &, l4i.-t- f

G . P. FRIERSON,ATTORNEY & COUNSELLOR

AT LAW,COLUMBIA, TENN.

Will practice in the several Courts of Maurynd adjoining Counties, and in the Snprctuend Federal Courts at .Nashville. Prompt at-ul-

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Dr. j. p. iterndon,SURGEON DENTIST,

, Oflica Fhotofrraph Gallery,COLUMBIA, TEXN.

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OlTicc, in Wliiuhorne Block.Janjr. 14, ls0.

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JAtB HARRIS,

TAILOR,COLUMBIA, TENN.

Cutting done in the most fasbionablo manner,d warranted to fit.Cleaning and Repairing dono in an accepta-

ble manner, on short n tic.sH If you want a ui handsomely made to

onW, bring me the cloth.8hop Two doors above the Kelson DouseMay 21. 1871. ly.

Franklin house.Columbia, Tennneasoe.

Having- - refitted and taken charge of this Unci, 1 solicit a share of public patronage. M ytable shall ue supplied with the best the marketafturds. liodpngs clean and comfortable.rn. es tn stall the time.

Jolyli tf JAMES L. GUEST.

HUSH TON'SNEW YORK STORE

PUBLIC SQUARE,CvlnmbU, Tenet.

Hare jurt rceoived a ful' stock of

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French, Swiss and Hamburg

Embroideries.

Flain andjEmbroidorcd

Sash Ribbons, Neckties, Bon

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Entirely New Styles.

Real Thread, Giinpure, Valencia; and Silk

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Ladie's Vndcr-ClothD- Infant's Cloaks,

Presses, Caps and Bonnets.

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Varieties.Lubin's Genuine Extracts,

Florida Water.

Bay Hum,

Colognes and Cosmetics,

Hb.iving nd Fancy Soaps.

Cold Cream and Pomades.

Toilet Cases, Ac.

Melton Gold and Real Whitby Jewelry

in Sets, Ear Drops, Necklaces, &c

And we are prepare ! to supply all orders at

the lowest prices. We shall constantly re

ceive the newest styles of fashionable and fan

cy goods from New York as they eome into

market. In the Northeast corner Public

Square, next to Williams St. Tyler's.Nov.

IIEV niliD-lKTSn- E.

We would rryetfally announce that we have

ut oprndavtry large and complete assort

ment ol

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Pocker Knives, Guns, Pistols,

AND SPORTING MATERIALS,

Opcnters' and Blacksmiths' Tools

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BUILDERS' SUPPLIES NAILS

BUTTS, SCREWS, Acic,

AXES, HATCHETS, BROAD AXES

CROSS CUT AMI) MILL SAWS,

HORSE iind MULE SHOES,

HORSE NAL8,

ALL. KINDS FARMING IMPLEMENTS

PLOWS, HOKS. HAMES TRACES.

Agfuts for the celebrated BUCKEYEREAPER & MOWERS.

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FOR CASH.

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eret to favor ns with your patronage.

Yours Very Truly.NORTON 4k CO.

Columbian Tnna-16Yh- a

COLLUKt BTBLISd 1IARK11S REFORM-

ATIO."It Is very hard .to! bear It, and I wish the rich

iwiM Rhare ItThis biilinii; toiling ever, Tor three scanty mealsa la.v.

And t lie hIm-I- or a dwelling, which ort provesnot Klorm reM-IUu-

Ami a pallet not of feathers on which Jadedlimbs tolny.

Ent the world's Ul divided fortnne's favors allone-stdf- d

Asoccurremies, which daily meet our notice, wellmake known.

One clam Iihs wealth nnbounded. Is with luxuryurronnld

Whilst the ither wants, or labors nose aye tothe griuding stone.

Is it fair that one has treasure, revels in life'severy pleasure.Decfcerilii linen. Hue, and purple, faring sump-

tuous every day,Wbiht his fellow toiling, striving ne'er right on

his feet arriviiiK,NcvofomiM a paltry shilling, save what keeps

the wolf away ?When one sees a lordly palace, how It wakes np

strife and malice,Juki to think of all the grandeur, and the com-

fort, and the eane, SThet those mo n ted ones laily nought to dobut drew (tiem-cfaii-

Eat and ft rink and i Ja cushions, and becarried where they jhwase.

Then, on diamonds and on dresses, visage paint-ing, and raise trexnes.

The ladies spend their hundreds, 'Us asserted ;and araiu,

Hons ami oup flnsh of giiincaa rich throughns poor working ninnies

In a single day, oft squander what would makeus gentlemen.

Yes! tlm world's Ul divided that's a fact long,long deridd

Pa the poor must bear the burden, and thewith 'ring heat of day.

Work.ettll work, for food and raiment countedwife In gelling payment

I'aniered ease for their porcelain drndg"ry forour countor clay."

Gloomy, dull, and discontented Harry, thus hishumor vented.

As I he ellmw chair he occupied, beside his hum-ld- e

bearihItis wife tn silence sitting, glancing sideways

frmu her knitting.To frown iimfi the little ones, and check their

guileness mirth ;Who. at length, stole out together, though right

iii!4teruH wn-- s the weather;But. lo father's fretful crossncrfH, they preferred

the gUKlv storm.Until, Ihrouxu the window peeping, they beheld

hlui wriindly sleeping.When, noiseless, to Hie gloomy hearth, they

crept, themselves to warm.

Harry Ifarlen, aearcely kuowing where he was,iht wliere was going

Vm iuliiitly did he brood nimn the hardships orliis und

himself, with bosom swelling big withenvy, nich a dwelling

By shady woods surrounded, when he pausedunon the snot:

And, as he paused and pondered, as to whither heno i wanocren,

lie heard approaching footsteps, and beheld aman draw niarh.

Then, his heart beat high and higher, 'twas theservant or me Mpure

Bearing what, tn urumbllng Harry, seemed theonly key to Joy.

Well, he knew that old Thom earned, so uponinc man ne lamea.Then, side by side, accompanied the vassalknown no well.

Twas gold he was conveying to the mill, as wont.lor paying

The hundreds, by the aonire engaged, theirwork fir cash lo sell.

A thousand times had Harry seen old Thom thatraau oag carry,

A thousand limes bad wished he could becomeof It possessed.

What hinders, all is lonely Thom and I arepresent only,"

Were the which inspiredhis wretched breast.

TJie next moment Harry found him, with thesilent wood around mm,

Clutehtng fast the tmg of money, as he'home-war- d

tried to haste.Old Tom, with bead so hoary, on the sward lay

slark and gory.Bv him assassinated not a minute was lo waste.

For, if eye there chanced to see him, from thegallows nought could free him.

So he hastened lo escape the wood with itssnot.

The road seemed long and dreary, and his limbsgrew iran ami weary.

But, al length. Hie gold still grasphg, he hadgained hn humble cut. .

An end, an end to toiling," be exclaimed hiswife recoiling,

AsUuiislu-- at Hie shilling beans he on the tablespilled.

T ll . I .Ii.hmi, i.n ..nnif iljim rw.iv n j mum i T'mean submissionTo landlord or employer, and, who dares to say

I killed-- 'I say so. base assassin ! men haste bis limhs. to

fllstell.And lead him. front the house

he'll see no more.The voice had terror in it Harry kuew It In a

ininuieTwas I Ik- - Hquire that spoke, whose followers in

uuuiliers tilled the Hour.

Before his captors quaking, his limbs like aspenshaking.

And, riiiood cuUtiness. a sense tremendous athi bean,

'Mid fries of anguish ringing, from dear oneswildly clinging.

The hu4ess mnn was ordered, with hti captors,lo depart.

How dear, lieyond expression, to thh man of sadtransgression.

Seemed sll the humble comforts of the home henow must leave.

How his iHewoit bled, to sever from his wife andiNtiNw forever.

With Hie crushing thonght that it would bewith shame they'd grive.

How well appreciated would be blessings under-rated.

Health, liberty, employment, and each dear,domestic lie,

Iftle-- y now were at his calling but, oh! horridthought apiralliu,

A guiliy wretch 'fore tied and man, he mustleave till ami die.

A great and mighty throbbing seemed to ennean, as, Hontiiiig.

In hiitemesK of anguish, he to one wild wail

Kaised his head and gaxed before him 'twas hiswire was bending o'er him.

In tones of terror asking "What ill all the worldhe meant ?"

Hound and ronnd his glances flitting, soon assuredhim he was sitting

Where he had gone in his own oldellsiw-cliai- r.

What! was I only dreaming that with wild hor-rors teeming.

Still leaves the shudder in my frame and raisedon end my hair?

Then, his fearful dream revealing, Harry vowedsuch change of

Had, with relief or waking from his terrors, filled

For, though' 'twas all blenj, the whole visionseemed so real,

Thai he'd ever after struggle guilty longings tocontrol.

" It Is dwelling, always dwelPwg," said his wife.atear repelling,

" On fancied ills, perturbing all the kingdom ofthy mind.

Letting rebel thoughts and plnings perform sadunderminings

Of cvery peacelul sentiment once in thy bosom

Now, cheerful. In enjoyment of health and briskemployment.

Once, Omnihllng Harry, nobly meet of lifeeach care and cross.

Who hives gold let him win It, else there is nobliwlng in It;

Yet, compared lo harmony within, be says, 'allwealth is dross.'

When meals get scant and lighter, he says, ' drawthe lielt the lighter,'

There an- - many more deserving ones still sorerpinched than we,"

Thus he goes on, uncomplaining, still the rightdirection training.

Virai'-- f pleasure conies with duty done, what-e- 'r lie our degree.

ts. V. Douglas the Irih Girl.)Hrumclog School-house- .

Thestorj of Oilley Cibber's first es-tablishment an a hired aetor at Dury-lan- e

t heatre runs thus: He was knownonly for some years by the name of"Master Collcy." After waiting pa-tiently a long time for the prompter'snotice, by good fortune he obtained thehonor of carrying a message on thestage, io some play, to Betterton.Whatever was the cause, Master Colleywas so terrified that the scene was disconcerted by him. Betterton asked, insome auger, who tbe youug fellow waswho committed the bluntler. MasterColley, was the reply. Master Colley!then forfeit him. Why, sir, said theprompter, he lias no salary. No? saidtbe old man. Why. then put himdown ten shillings a week, aud forfeitturn live. One a Week.

A good story of Gibbon is told in tbelast volume of Moore's " Memoirs. 'iThe dramatis iirmc were LadyElizatK-t- h Foster, Gibbon, the historian.ami an eminent French physicianthe historiau anil doctor being rivals incourting the lady's favor. Impatientat Gibbon occupying so much of herattention by bis conversation, thedoctor said crossly to him, " When myLady Elizaiieth Foster is made ill byyour twaddle, I will cure her." Onwhich Gililmn, urawmg himself upgrandly and looking disdainfully atthe phvMciau. replied, " When myLady Elizabeth roster is dead fromyour recipes, J. will immortalize her.

The wife of an eminent liffcratmrthinks it very nice to have an authorfor a husband. Whenever she feelsrestless he reads her something he hasw ruieu, aud m a few minutes she is ina sound and refreshing slumber.

Brother P , of Couoord presbyteryis fond of certain stereotyped expres-sions which, in the excitement of themoment, he sometimes applies ratherinappropriately. Once preaching a fu-

neral sermon, while the corpse lay lie-fo- re

him, he exclaimed: Here, breth-ren, we hve before us a living witnessBliU OMUMIUf) utruuu.U U1Q il Allty of human hopes!

A married lady complained that herhusband had ill-us- etl ncr. ller fatherhearing it, tioxed her ears. "Tell him,"said the father, "Uiar h ne neats mydaughter, I ill beat his wife." Rathera pleasant prospect lor a laay.

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MBMCOLUMBIA, TENN., FRIDAY, JUNE 7, 1872.

A NEVADA FUNERAL.

One of Hark Twain's Best Stories.

There was a graud time over BuckFaushaw when he dittl. He was arepresentative citizen. He had "killedhis man" not in his own quarrel, it istrue, but in defense of a strangerby numbers. He had kept a sumptu-ous saloon. He had been the proprie-tor of a dashiug helpmeet, whom hecould have discarded without the lor-mali- ty

of a divorce. He had held ahigh position in th3 lire department,ami lieen a very Warwick iu jiolilics.When lie died there was a great lam-entation throughout the town, butespecially in thy vast bottom stratumoi society.

On the inquest it was shown thatBuck Fanshaw, in the delirium of awasting typhoid fever, had taken arse-nic, shot himself through the hod v.cut his,throat and jumped out of a fourstory window and broken his neck:aud after due deliberation the jury, sadana teariui, nut Willi intelligence unburn uxl by its sorrow, brought maverdict of death "by the vidtalion ofGod." What could the world do without juries?

iToUigious preparations were madefor the funeral. All the vehicles iutown were hired, and all the saloonswere put in mourning, all the munici-pal and fire company Hairs M'ere hunsat half mast, and all the fireman ordered to muster iu uniform and bringtheir machines duly draped in black.

icegretiul resolutions were passedand various committees were appoint-ed : anions others, a committee of onewas appointed to call on a iuini-te- r afragile, gentle, spiritual new fledglingfrom an Eastern theological semi nary.and as yet unacquainted with the waysof the mints. The committeeman.

Scotty" Briggs, made his visit.'Being admitted to his presence he

sat down before the clergyman, placeduis lire iiat on an unnnislictl manuscript sermon under the minister'snose, took from it a red silk handkerchief, wiied his brow and heaved asigh of dismal impressivencss explanatory of his business. He cuoketl anileven shed teais, but with an effort hemastered his voice, and tajd in lugu-brious tones:

"Are you the duck that runs the gospel mill next door?"

"Am 1 the pardon ine, l believe ldo not understand ?"

With another sigh aud a half sobScotty rejoined : i

"Why. vou see, we are in a bit oftrouble, and the boys thought maybeyou'd give us a lift if we'd tackle you,that is, if I've got the rights ot it andyou are tho head clerk of the doxologyworks next door."

"I am the shepherd in charge of theflock whose fold is next door."

"The which?""The spiritual adviser of the little

company of believers whose sanctuaryadjoins these premises."

fccotty scratched Ins Head, reflected amoment, and then said :

" lou rather html ine over, pan!. 1

reckon I can't call that hand. Auteand pass the buck."

"How? I beg pardon. What did 1

understand you to say?""YVeu, you've rather got the bulge

on me. . Or may be we've both got thebulge, somehow. You dou't smokemeaud 1 don't smoke you. You see,one of the boys has passed iu his cheeksand we want to give him a good sendoil, aud to the thing I'm ou now is totout out somebody to jerk out a littlechin iuumc for us, and waltz himthrough handsome.

"My friend, 1 seem to grow. Jtuoreand more bewildered. Your observations are wholly incomprehensible tome. Cannot you simplify them someway? At first I thought lierhaps I understood yon, but now I grope. Wouldit not cxieuile matters if you restrictedyourself to categorical statements offact unincumbered with obstructingaccumulations of metaphor antl allegory?"

Auother igiuse, and more reflection.Then Scotty said :

" I'll have to pass, I judge.""How?""You've rai-e- d me out, parti.""1 still fail to catch your meaning.""Why, that last lead of youm is too

many for mc that's the idea; I can'tneither trump nor follow suit."

the clcrsryman sank back into hischair perplexed. Scotty leaned hisbead on his hand, and gave himselftip to reflection, l'resenlly his facecame up, sorrowful but confident.

"I've got it now, so's you can savvy," said he. "What we want is agospel-shar- p. See?"

"A what?""Gospel-shar- p, parson.""Oh ? why did you not say so before?

I am a clergyman a parson.""Now you talk ! You see my blind.

and straddle it like a man. Put itthere!" extending a brawny paw,which closed over the minister's smallhand antl gave it a shake indicative offraternal sympathy aud fervent grati-fication. -

"Now we're all right, pard. Let'sstart fresh. Don't you mind me snuffling a litlle, becoz we're iu a power oftrouble. You ste one of the boys hasgone up the flume"

"Uoue where""Up the flume throw'd up the

sponge, you know.""Thrown up tne sponge?""Yes kicked the bucket""Ah has departctl to that mysteri

ous country from whose bourne notraveler ret urns."

"Return? Well, I reckon not. Why,pari I, he's dead."

"Yes, I understand.""Oh, you do? Well I thought may-

be you might be getting tangled oncemore. Yes, you see he's dead again."

"Again! Why, litis he ever Iwendead before?"

"Dead before ? No. Do you reckona man has got as many lives as a cat?But, you bet, he's awfully dead justnow, lmor old boy, ami I wish I'dnever seen this day. I don't know nobetter friend than Buck Fanshaw. Iknow'd hint by the back; ami when Iknow a man like him I freeze to him

you hear me. Take him all around,pard, tnere never was a Mil her manin the mines. No man ever kuowedBuck Fanshaw to go back on a friend,But it's all up you know: it's all up,It ain't no use. They've scoopedmm

"Scooped him?""Yes death has. Well, well, well,

we've got jo. give him up. Yes, indeed.It's a kitm of hard world, after all,ain't it? liut, pard, lie was a rustler,You ought to see him cet started onceHe was a I ully lxiy with a glass eye !

Just spit in his face and crive him roomaccording to his strength1 an ! it wasjust beautiful to see him peel and goin. He was Ihe worst son of a thiefthat ever draw'd breath. Pard, be wason it. He was on it bigger than aninjun:"

"On it? Ou what?""On the shoot. On the

On the tight. Understand? He dbln'tcive a continental for anybody. Begyour pardon frieud for coming so nearsaj-in-

g a cuss word but you see I'min an awful strain ia this palaver, onaccount of having to cram down anddraw everything so mild. But we'vegot to give him up. There ain't auygetting around that, I don't reckon.Now, if we can get you to help plantmm "

"Preach the funeral discourse? Assist at the obsequies?"

"Obsequies is good. Yes. That's it :

trial's our nine game, we are goingto get up Hie tiling regaruless, youknow. He was always nifty himself.and so you liet you his funeral ain'tgoing to be no slouch; solid silverdoor-plat- e on his coffin, six plumes onthe hearse, and a nigger on the loxwith a biled shirt and a j !ng ha- t-hows that for high! And we'll takeecar of you, pard. We'll ftx you ail

right. There will be a kerridge foryou; anu wnatever you want, youjust 'scape out ami we'll tend to it.We've goL a shebang fixed up for youto stand lehiiid in No. l's liousc, auddon't you bo afraid. Just go iu andtisit your born, if you don't tell a clam.Put Buck through as bully as you can,paid, for anylmdy that know'd himwill tell you that be was one of thewhitest, men that was ever in themines.' .You can t draw it too strong.He never could stand it to see thingsgoing wrong. He's done more to makethis town peaceable than any man init. I've seen him lick four Greasers ineleven minutes, myself. If a thingwanted regulating, be wasn't a inawfto go Itrowsing around after somebodyto do it, but he would prance in audregulate it himself. . He warn't jTI

Catholic; but it didn't make no dif-ference about that when it came downto what a man's right was and so,when some roughs jumpted the Catho-lic boucyard aud t tarted in to stakeout towu lots in it, he went for-'em- !

And he cleaned 'em, too! I was there,and seen it myself."

"That was very well, indeed atleast the impulse w'as whether the actwas strictly defensible or riot. Haddeceased any religious convictions?That is to tay, did live feel a dependenceor acknowledge allegiance to a higherpower?"

More reflect ion."I rekcon you have stumped me

again, paid. Coulu you say it overonce more, and say it slow?" "Well,to simplify somewhat, was he, or ratherhad he been, connected with any organization sequestered from secularconcerns and devoted tj seir-sacnii- ce

in the interests of morality?""All down but nine set 'em upon

the oilier alloy, pard."" nat did 1 understand you to

say?'"Y by, you're most too many for me

you Know. When you get in Williyour left, I hunt grass every time.Every time you draw your till: but 1don't seem to have any luck. - Let'shave a new ileal."

"How. Begin again?""That's it.""Very well. WTas he a gotsl man,

and"'.Thert I see that: don't put up

another chip till I look at my band.A good man, sajs you ? Parti, it ain'tno name for it. He was ihe best manthai ever pard, you would have dotedon that man. lie could lam auy golootof his inches :n America. It was himthat put down the riot last electionbefore it got a start, aud everybodysaid that he was the only man thatcould have done it. He waltzed inwith a trumpet in one hand and aspanner in the other, lie sent four-teen men home on a shutter iu le-- s

than three minutes. He had that riotall broke up and prevented nice beforeanybody ever got a chance to strike abiovv. lie was always tor peace, antlhe would have peace he could notstand disturbance. Pard, he was agreat loss to Ihe tow n. It would pleaseihe laiy.s if you could just chip in some-thing that would do him justice. Hereunite, like when toe Ali ks got tothrowing stones through the Methodist's Sunday school wiudows, Buckfanshaw, all ol his own notion, shutup his saloon and took a couple of sixshooters and mounted guard over theSunday school. Says he, 'Na Irishneed apply!' And they didn't, liewas the bulliest man in llieniouutains,luvrd : he could inn fisb-r- , jump higher,hit harder, and hold more tangle footwhi.-k-y without spuluvr than any manin seventeen counties, l'tit mat in,pard: it'll pleaxo the boys more thaninytliing you can say aiiout him. Andyou cau say, pard, that he never shookhis mother.,'

"Never shook his mother?""That's it --any of Ihe Uiys w ill tell

you so.""Well, nut why should he shake

her?""That's what I say but someeople

does.""Not (icople of any repute ?""Well, some that averages pretty so--

so.""In my opinion, a man that would

oiler lsTsoiiai violence to his inomerotightio "

"Chese it, pard; you've bankedyour ball clean outside Ihe striug.What I was drivin' at was that henever throwcdofl'on his mot her don'tyou see ? No, indecdy. He gave hera house to live in, and town lots andplenty of money : he looked after herand took care of her all the time; andwhen she was down with the small-pox, I'm damned if he didn't sit upnights and nuss her himself! Beg yourpardon for saying it, but it hopped outtoo soon for yours truly. You've treated mc like a gentleman, and I ain'tthe iuau to hurt your feelings inten-tional. I think yotir'e while. I likeyou, and I'll lick any man that don i.I'll lick him till he can't tell mms-ci- t

from a last year's corpse ! Put it there.Another iratemal Hand-shak- e ana

exitThe obsequies were all that "ine

lioys" could tlesire. Such a marvel offuneral pomp had never iiet-- seen inVirginia. 'Ihe plumed hearse, thedirge-breathi- brass bauds, the closedmarts of business, the Hags drooping athalf-mas- t, the long, plodding processionof uniformed secret societies, militarybattailous and fire companies, drapedengines, carriages of ollieials antl citi-zens in vehicles and on foot, attractedmultitudes of spectators to the side-walks, roofs and windows: and, foryears afterward, the degree of grandeurattained oy any civic tnspiay iu

was 'determined by comparisonwith Buck Fan-haw- 's funeral.

Swiiictliing A bent Teeth.

Why, says "Chamber's Journal," dosome people's teeth come out morereadily than others? The reasons forthis are prolwtbly many. AWuit themiddle of last century, i'cter Kalm, aSwetle, visited America, ami wrotesensibly alsiut what he saw. He ob-

served a frequent loss of teeth amongsettlers from Euroie, esiiecially women.After discussing and rejecting manymodes of explanation, he attributed itto hot tea and other hot beverages; anucame to a general conclusion that "hot- -

. , , . . ,1,..leeders lose tneir leein more leauitytitan cold-feeder- Mr. Catlin, whosome years ago had an interesting ex-

hibition of Indian scenery, dresses,weaisms, &e , noticed that NorthAmerican Indians have teeththan the whites. He accounts for thedillerence in this strange way thatthe reds keep their mouth shut, where-as the whites keep it oieii. The teeth,he says, require moisture to keep theirsurface in good working order; whenthe mouth is open, the mucous mem-brane has a tendency to dry up, theteeth lose their needed supply of mois-ture, and then comes discoloration,toothache, tic douloureux, decay, loose-ness, and eventual loss of teelh. Mr.Catlin scolds the human race generallyfor being less sensible than the brutesin this respect, and the white race es-

pecially in comparison with the red.We keep our mouths open far too much;the Indian warrior sleeps, hunts andsmiles with his mouth shut, and re-

spires through the nostrils. Amongthe virtues attributed by him to closedlips, one is excellent when you areangry, keep your mouth shut.

A miniature Dead Sea has been dis-covered iu Nevada. It lies in an ovalbasin, I V) feet below the surfaceof theplain, the banks shelving down withas much symmetry as if fashioned byart. The water of this lake is impreg-nated with soluble substances, mostlyborax, soda aud fait, to a degree thatrenders it ropy w ith slime, and so densethat a jierson can flmt on it withouteffort. This lake has no visible outletor inlet, but being of great depth isthought to be fed by springs far downit tbe earth.

EEALD.Dancing and Decollete Dress.

Terpsichore is a sad sight to me ; notbecause Terpsichore dances, for daucingin itself may be as innocent as a bird'sflying; not because she love lieautifulattire,' for exquisite dress is a femininenne art, as meet for a woman as theflower tint or the bird's plumnge. Isigh for the sight of my pretty Terpsichore because the lirst bloom ol her ex-quisite youth is being exhaled aud lostforever in a feverish, false atmosphereof being. Something of delicate sensi-bility, something of unconscious inno-cence, something of freshness of feeling,of purity of soul, is wasted with thefresh young bloom of her cheek in themidnight revel lengthened into morniug ; w asted in tbe heated dance, iu theindigestible feast, in the wild, unhealthyexcitement through which she whirlsnight.after night. Terpsichore in hertattered tarleton dress, creeping to bedin the gray of morning, after havingdanced, all night is a sad sight to seeany one who can see her as she is.Terpsichore's mother would be a saddersightislill, if she were not a vexatiousone. hhe brought back from Hiuropethe notion, which so many of tmr country women think it so fine to bring, that"full dress" is necessary next to nodress. She tells you, in a supreme tonethat admits no denial, that you wouldnot t--o admitted to the drawing roomof a court in Europe unless in fulldress viz : semi-nakedne- ss. Shewould le nothing if not European instyle. Thus, nigbt after night, thismother of grown-u- p daughters andsons appears in crowded assemblies inattire that would befit in outline a childof eight years of age.

Thus in republican Whashington, inglaring drawing-room- s, we are treatedto a study of female anatomy which isappalling. Don't jump to the conclusionthat 1 want ever lady to go to a partyin sum dress, drawn up to her ears;nor that I am so prudish as to think nodress can be modestly as well sis immodestly low. 1 have seen a younggirl's shoulders rise from her muslinfrock as unconsciously and as innocent-ly as the lilies in the garden ; ami Ihave come upon a wife antl motherin apublic assembly so dressed for promis-cuous gaze that I have involuntarilyshut my eyes with shame.

I never saw Lydia Thompson ; but.from what I have heard of her, I havecome to the conclusion that her attireis just as modest as that of many ladieswhom I meet at fashionable parties.They cast up their eyes in horror at thename of joor Lydia Thompson ! Theygo to see Lydia Thomposou ! No, in-

deed? How could theireyes endure theisight of that dreadful woman? Never-ertheles- s,

they themselves otter gratis toa promiscuous company every eveninga sight morrally quite as dreadful. Themen who pay their money to LydiaThompson aud her troupe know thattheir dress and their burlesque,however questionable, make at oncetheir business and their livelihood.They cannot make the same excuse fortheir wives, sisters, antl their sweet-hearts, if they see them scarcely lessmodestly attired in some fashionableball-roo- Remember this: if youever find yourself in such a place, thebest men 111 that room at heart are notdelighted with such displays. Beingmen, they will look at whatever is pre-sent- e'l

to their gaze; more, many willcompliment and flatterthe very womanwhose vanity at heart they pity ordespise; but it will always be with amental reservation, " My wife shouldnever dress like that !"

I d'-u'- t want to see my sisterdaiK-in- round dunces for hours in theanita. of a man whom even I cannotthink of without horror; and iftb'.iu-e- s with him again I'll not go toanother German," said a young manto his mother this very winter. I hisis perpetually the fact; and it is thedanger and the shame of tlie rounddances. Young girls, guarded frombabyhood from all contact with vice,from all knowledge of men as theyexist in their own world 01 duo amidissipation, suddenly "come out" towhirl night after night, and weekalter week, in the arms of men whoselightest touch is profanation. It wouldbe long leforc it would dawn uikui thegill to dream of the evil in that man'sheart: far longer to learn the evil 01

his life ; yet no less to her, innocentanl young, in tbe very association amicontact there is unconscious pollution.There is a sacred ncss in the verythought of the body which Godcreated to lie the home of an immortalsoul. Its very beauty should le the seal01 itsboline.-s-. Every wherein Scriptureits sacred ncss is recognized ana en-

forced. Therein we are told that thebodies are the temples of God. Ourvery dress, iu-it- s harmony ami purity,should con-cerat- e, not desecrate theLieautiful home of the souL MaryC( miner A ices, in Indcjxmdcnt.

--mmm - iA Wolverine Romance.

From the Jackson (Mich.) PatriotFive years ago Ira F. Holland, a

young and energetic mau, came to thisstate from the east, and settling downnear Marshall, in Calhouu county, ap-plied himself to farming. It was hishabit to visit a Mr. Hingley, who relsided in tbe city of Marshall, and whcrTwas one of itswealthiest residents, anato deposit with him all his surplusmoney. In this manner, after a coupleof years, young Holland had accumulated some s.uuu, which amount

in the hands of Mr. Biugley.During the visits Holland paid to

the house of Mr. Bingley, he met thedaughter of the latter, a young andvery beautiful girl, who was mostfavorably impressed with him, andafter about three mouths' acquaintancean engagement was agreed on. Buthis hopes were doomed to a terribledisapointinent. The young couplereturned home from a ramble one day,and ns they entered the house of MissBmgley they were met by the father,who w as in a high slate of excitement.He ordered young Holland from thehouse, placing in hi bauds the amountof money left with him, and sternlyforbade 'further intercourse with thefamily.

On the following day Holland wasarrested on the charge of horse steal-ing, and the trial elicitetl sufficientnrtMif to sentence him to state prison.1 1 anneared that a valuable wan ofhorses hail leen stolen from the barnof Mr. Bingley, and had been sold inthe city of Grand Rapids by a manwho answered exactly to the amear-anc- e

of voung Holland, who had beenabsent from home at the time of thesale on business f bis own, as he slatedit. but which, of course, was not credited bv the court. Iu consideration ofhis excellent character Itefore thecrime, the court was lenient, and returned a sentence of three years'

Holland was hastened away to prisonamid his protestations of iuiiocence,and without an opimrtunuy or speaking a word to his betrothed. Wearilydragged on the months to the convict,but at last his term of sentence ex-piie- d,

and he issued forth from hisprison doors, a bowed-dow- n and heartbroken man, his nair wnneneu neioreits lime by the great mental anguishhe had endured. He went to Cleve-land, Ohio, aud there met Alice Bingley. nhe had become an orpnan dur-ing the imprisonment of her lover,and. tired of tbe scenes amid whichshe had suffered so much, removed tof'lpvcland. and was iiviue with hermother s sister. She had adhered withnil a woman's devotedncss to theliirmorv of her convict lover, andnever deemed him guilty of the crime

bar-re- to him. The Jong-separat-

couple were married, and immediatelystarted for Kansas, intending to commence life together in that far westernstate.

Nature i the domain of liberty.Humboldt.

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The Endof'iJrcat Men."

Happening to cast my eyes ujwn aprinted page of miniature portraits, 1

pereei ved that the four personages whooccupied the Tour conspicuous places,were Alexander, llanniltal, Caxnr, nrulBonriiKtrte. I had seen tho same un-

numbered times but never didthe same sensation arise iu my liosom,as my iniud ha-til- y glanced over theirseveral histories.

Alexanrler, after having elimlied thedizzy heights of his ambit ion, and withhis temples bound with chaplets dip-ped in blots! of countless nations, jook-e- d

down upon a conquered world, andwept that there was Dot another worldfor him to eouquer, set a city on fire,and died in a scene of debauch.

Hannibal, after having, to theconsternation of Rome

passed the Alps after having put to'flight the armies of this "mistress oftho worltl," and stripped "three bushels'' of golden rings from the ringers ofher slaughtered knights, and made hervery foundation quake fled irom niscountry, licing haled by those whoonce exultiugly united Lis name tothat of their God and called him Han-nibal and died at last, by poisou administered by bis owu hands, uulamented and unwept, jn a toreign laud.

Ornar, after having conquered eighthundred cities, and dyed his garments111 the Mood of one million of his foes,after having pursued so death the onlyrival he had on earth, was miserablyassiissinated by those he considered asbis nearest friends, and iu that vtryplace, the attainment of which hadbeen his greatest ambition.

JUinnixtrte, whose mandate kingsand popes oleyed, after having filledthe earth with the terror of his nameafter having deluged Europe with tearsaud blood, and clothed the world insackcloth closeil his days in lonelybanishment, almost literally, exiledfrom the worltl, yet where he couldsometimes see his country's bannerwaving over the deep, but whichwould not, or could not bring bun aid !

Thus those four men, who, from ihepeculiar situation of their portraits,seemed to stand as the representativesof all those who the world calls yreat

tlio--e four, who each in turn madethe earlh tremble to its very centre bytheir simple tread, severally died, oneby intoxication, or, as some suppose,bv i.oi8on mingled iu bis wiue one asuicide one murdered by his friends

antl one a lonely exile! "How aretliq mighty fallen!'

I

The Bonaparte in England.

From Justin McCarthy'! Letter to the Newlorkalail-- J

The Queen lias gone to-da- y to pay avisit to the Emiieror Napoleon at Chis- -

elhurst. Meanwhile a distinguishedconnection of bis ImiK'rial Majesty hasoiiencd a . dressmakers' shop in NewBoud street, London. The PrincessFierre-Napoleo- n Bonaparte announces

to the nobility ami gentry" ofEngland that she has started an estab-lishment for "superior and distinguedressmaking" that she has " the latestfashions antl novelties from Fans," andthat "an early inspection is invited."This lady is the wife of that CorsieanM rat whose murder or ine youngFrench ioumalist preceded the fall ofthe Empire as that of the Duehesse tiePraslin tiid the fall of liOtiis Phillipie'smonarchy. Pierre could not obtainiwrmissiou from the Enieror to marrytl? lady, so he married her withoutpermission. I rememlier the corres--

. 1 ...pondonee wnioii Iook pia'-- e ueiwevuthe illustrious cousins 011 the subject,ami which was found in the "luilcnosalter tbe crash of Sedan. Pierreto bo allowed to marry tbe woman olhis choice, lieeause I tlesire to put itvery modestly because although hestatist w ith touching simplicity he hadnot originally contemplated a matn-mon- al

bond, vet he was now anxiousto make bis children legitimate. TheEnqieror would not bear ofsuch a thing."When a man has the honor of bearingsuch a name as your" " there are pnvprieties which one's liouiid to respect!"Pierre returns to the charge. He urgesthat the ladv is of blameless conduct,although of humble birth; and thenunluckily losing his temper he remarksthat if tbe Emperor did talk of Mcaalti-aw- e

there are other Meillhmccs inthe family which areagd dctd lessresiectable. This allusion, I presumemust have sett Ifsi tbe matter. TheEmperor flatly refuse I his consent andclosed the correspondence. So Pierremarried the woman, in spite of 1m-ner- ial

authoritv pcrhaiis the onlygood action of his lift and now ofcourse, Iinierial aulboiity being over,she is firm and fast his wife. I don'tknow whether the name ami thetitle will draw much custom to thedressmaking etablisbment in NewBond street.

There are probably a good manyIndii's in liomlon to whom the chanceof having their dresses cut out andtried ou by any sort of princess what-ever would lie a powerful temptation.Perhajw the Imperial exiles may buyoil tbe irrepressible cousin and clise upthe shop tor the sake ol the iamiiy.Perhaiis tliis announcement is onlymade with this 1mm'. Anyhow, I donot suppose the mtmnage of the Empress Eugenia wiil be given to the newconcern.

Glass.

Nothing is known to a certainty regarding the invention and early his-tory of glass; but it is supposed, that,as 'the volcanic lavas often cool intocrude crystals, Jibe ancients were induced to mutate them, and so necamemasters of the art. The name "glass"is derived from an old German wordsignifying to shine or glisten. Thatthe Egyptians understood tne manu-facture of glass at an early jieriod isproved by relies found with mummiesmore than three thousand years old,among which are richly carved vasesand uins, paintings on glass, and artificial g ms, 111 w inch amctnysis, emer-alds ami other precious stones, wereimitated so successfully as to deceivethe most practiced eye. For manyyears in ancieut times, glass was aplietl to ornamental purposes only, andmuch ingenuity and skill were exer-cised t( find sulistitutes for the usefulpurposes for which we now employ it;for window s the inhabitant of East-ern countries used linen or patx-- r ren-dered transparent by being soaked inoil; the Chinese shaved bom, splitovster-shcl- ls ; the wealthy Romansthin sheets of agate or mica. AmongIhe Esquimaux f our day large blocksof ice! are inserted ingtheir snow-hu- ts

to admit the light. In the fourthcentury glazed windows were intro-duced into bouses, antl justly consider-ed a great luxury; before the inven-tion of glass mirrors, plates of highly-polishe- d

metal were used, sjecimensof which arc still preserved in manyfamilies as heirlooms. The rich winesof aiitiutiitv were kept in leatherntouches and quaffed from the boms of

animals or irom rougn stoncuta; asthe ait of glass making became morereiicrally

,understood it was applied

.to

m -- I ..11 I.. .4 : I.USCIul sinicies) an"! me rime titeiisimgradually disappeared. In a liquidstate glas cau be blown or wroughtinto almost any form or shape, fromlandscape enclosed in pa rer-weigh- ts

to any dresses coiiiis-- of (breads asline as the spider's web. Without theaid of glass the inventions of sciem-- e

could not have liccn pursued a tbetelescope. mi'-r-i- e and all otheroptical instruments, as well as thethemtMneter and barometer, dependentirely upon it for their various uses.To no other invention are we moreindebted, both for luxury and utility,I ban glass.

The proportion of professing Chris-tians to the Ktptilation in this countryis one to eight There are 01,1)00 clergymen, and their average salary is 7U0.

VOL. XVII-N- O. 10.

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RELIGIOUS INTELLIGENCE.a.

The largest national church in theworld is the Greek Church of Russia,with over forty millions in its tanks.

The Third Congregational Church inSan Franci-c- o has vobil, by a laremajority, lo revive several ('ninesconverts into fu I mcinlier bip.

Catharine Hampton, of the Christ i.inorder, is preaching to large and inter-ested congregations in South. m Indi-ana and Keniueky.

Tbe Methodist. EpisoKil Churchowns and controls slxly-oii- e col leg s,which is more ihaii any otlur dcnoni-ina'io- ii

in the United State. The Ro-man Catholii-- s have fifty-eigh- t, whichis the next highest number.

A writer in the American- U'tpf'st isof trillion that in a few years Baptistministers wiil lie found officiating intheir pulpits by reading not only theirsermons, but reading prayers from aBaptist prayer-boo- k.

The Young Men's Christian Associa-tion of Boston are planning a religiouscampaign i u connection with the aj- -proachiug Jubilee. If they can gelsuitable preachers, I hey will raise atent for 4,0iH people, aud keep up daily

Rev. Allen Hain, of Shol-tpoor- ,

India, recently an i ved in this country, ha just completed t be arduous taskof translating the Bible into the Mah- -ratt 1 language. He has visited this.his native land, only once Irefore dur-ing the last twenty-liv- e years.

The Methodist Episcopal Church hasgreater church accomodations 111 theUnited States, than any other dciioni-inal'o- ii,

lieing capable of seating (5,5l'S- -'Jff.K The value of her proix-rt- isgrca'er, also, than any other, li'iiigrcixn ted, to the late census,atfOO.S-W.l-.'l- .

The General Synod of tbe Iri-- h

(Eoiscopali Church ha l- - en considering a revi-io- ii of Ihe Piaycr-lJoo- k, 1 ar- -

ticilarly the baptismal services, ihechief point relates to the word "regenerate; one projxKitiou U-m- to adoptthe resolution passed by the AmericanBishops last year, and another to mm- -st it tite for tiie words, "riving that thischild is regenerate," the words, "seeing that tins child has received thesacrament of regeneration."

A writer in one of the Methodistpapers oilers statistics to show thatministers ot this denomination do notaverage as long a life as th,se of otherProtestant bodies. The average life i

the ministers of all denominations islietwecn li--i and ( years; that of tbeMethodists is 'Si per cent, below this.Segregating the Methodist Ministers,who constitute one-four- th of the entireclerical body, the average of the restwill In; raised to S years a figurew hich, compared with the fifty yearsof the Methodbts, shows a disparitythat must command attention.

Tbe American Home Missionary So-

ciety gives a good account of its stew-nriNhi- p.

It has collected fill Ij.Vjii, or$11,000 more than in any other year;and the gifts of living contributorshave bt en !f4S 50 more than- - iu anyother year. It has supported IMJI mis-sionaries in 'J$ States and Territories,who have preached statedly lo 2,011congregation. One hundred ami leuof them reort revivals of religion, andalout o,3) persons have Ix-e- u added tothe missionary churches. Eighty-fou- rchurches have bee u organized, ami 40have come to self-Kiipsr- The Societyhas done a much larger w ork than inthe previi us year. .

Bishop Golgit in a rc-cu- t letter, re-

views the work done inPali-stin- e during the twenty-fiv- e yearsthat the London Society for PromotingChristianity among the Jews ha lieenestablished there. At the time of itarrival iu Jerusalem earlier eflhrts hadbeen abandoned, and the Americanmissionaiieshad withdrawn altogether.There was only one native Protestantin all Palestine. The first Christianschool, established by the Bishop ill

with only nine children, has soincreased as to make frequent subdi-visions necessary, and there are nowin Jerusalem live schools, attended by4) children of Isith and in ailPalestine twenty live schools, in whichnNut l,tHl scholars are taught, fromthe five Christian denominations, and:dso from Jews, Samaritans, Moslems,and Druses.

What the Features Indicate.

We are told that the extreains ofboth largt ne-- s and sinalliicss of statureare not favorable to the strength of

Giants and dwarfs are gene-rall-

deficient iu this- - respect, and ex-

cessive corpulency or meageruess isM'ldom associated witii mental activity.Aristotle, and Bonaparte, however,were very short. Charles James Foxwas exceedingly fat, Daniel WebsterIroth broad and tall, and Lord Nelsona liviug skeleton.

A large head is generally the ac-

companiment of a great intellect; buta small one with a comparatively ex-

tensive forehead is quite consistentwith mental capacity. Riphacl,('barb's XII., Frederick tho (Jreat andfiord Brougham were illustrations ofthe latter fact.

It is said any nose which isless thanthe bight of the foreheads i an indica-tion of the defective intellectuallowers.

The eyes indicate character ratherby color 1 i an form. The dark blue arefound most commonly in iiersons of agentle and refined character. Lightblue and prey iu the rude and energeticLavator says: "Hazel eyes are themore usual indications of a mind masculine, vigorous and profound ; just asa genius, so called, is almost alwaysassociated with eyes of a yellowishenst bordering on hazel."

The higher the brows use the moretheir possessor is supposisl to under theinfluence of feeling, and thebettercon--trolled by his character.A very small eyebrow is an indica-

tion of want of force of character.A tolerable large mouth is essential

to vigor and energy, and a very smallmouth is indication of weakness andindolence.

In a manly face, the upper lip shouldextend lieyond and dominate the lower,and tlishv litis are oftcner found associated with voluptuous, and meageroms with a passionate nature.

The retreating chin indicates weak-ness, the icrpe-ndicula-

r strength, andI he sharp acutencss of mind.

The Place of Science antl Religion InCulture.

The older yon grow, and the roverscholars you bcoine, the more severeyon will be your taste and the more austere will be your literary sympathies.1011 will come to see wore and moreclearly that neither mnsie, nor paintiug,nor sculpture, uor pocty, can prtqierlyle made the mam instrument ol humandevelopment; that the. human intellectand heart demand ultimately a " manli-

er diet:" that von must lecoiue powerful mind and powerful men mainlythrough the culture tliat comes irom science and religion, ion will never, in-

deed, lose your relish for tho beantiful;011 the contrary, you will have a keenerand nicer sense for it, aud all that isbased upon it; but yon will find a iig

hit rest iu its lower formsSchools of pocty and art mat oncepleased you will beeome insipid, andperhaps onensive, W your severer taste.vour purged eye. yonr more rationallinttgiuation. There will lie fewer andfewer works in the aesthetic splie-r-e thatyoa throw a spell or work a charm.while tho deep and chrystal truths ofphilosophy and religion will draw, everdraw, yonr whole being to themselves,as the moon draws the sea. IF. T. O.Shcdd.

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SENSE AND SENTIMENT.

The finest hair casts a shadow.Goethe. ,Command your temper, lest it com

' "mand you.O W. Holmes says that humility is

the first of the virtues for other peo-

ple. ;;

It is better to have no opinion at allof the zods than a degrading one.Bacon.Politeness knows nothing of Letter

itiiI wnraa mil Mia nnlilf nerson m?Yerassigns inferiority to any one but Jv.m- -

Trtba nrnt-1,- ... ...ia in la lialrl.... tiwtrr hwa. . - - - -

liaa Mn fhtil which siw nrrnt.. ali-Md-- .,vi , - - - - - - 4 m

are just as good as tbe new.Lessing.Not in the knowledge of things with-

out, but the perfection of the soul with-in, lies the true empire of man. Bul-we- r.

rare to our roTjts adds a nol.no rtoabt,A- - d every irria, so nior y, Craws one out.

J .ha Wofcct. -

Cato said: I would much ratherlli it ivriHteritv should illQllire wllT DO

statues were ereeteel to me, than whywere.

Death is continually walking- therounds of a great ciy, ami sooner orlater he will stop at every mari s omr.r-.- iftu nil tlit shnrtftat life is loll!?euougli if it Trail to bet Kraut! the longest pre is 100 fchort, 11 u 00 1101. .

What do I thin"; of Lunr.um. ask ye? ,said old John Wilson, a sterli g worthy, on liciug asK.ed his opinion 01 ingreat metropolis -- what, tl T think o't?It's just a ump of god gr. und spoiltwi' st ne and lime.

rin.,rh. in one of bis recently published letters, tells a story of an agedCambist woman who, oeing a-a- tii

about the Universalis., said, Yes, theyexpect that every body will lie saved,but we look for better thiugs.

What use are formn? exclaimed aTu.tnlnt iftrmlator to Dr Franklin: youcannot deny that tb?y are ofteii mereempty things! Well, my friend, andso are barrels Mir nevertneiew inehave their u--es, quietly replied the doctor.

A kind eld father-in-la- w wntd toknow why tbe Feejcans were calledcannibal, to which lUp'iim replied:Because they live oil other people.Tlmn rordini ll IIIlllHMllil V. til V foUTsons in-l- a v must be cannibals they

? Mm .

live on me.This is the way the Western pa'K'is

go on about 1. . 1 neir i rains areevidently affected : She wore a DollyVarden, "the night when first we mether chip hat, like a garden, with jaxsies

g.iv was set. A thumping mg oiouutwaterfall, w hen next we met she wore;her skirt spread out from wall to wall,and dusted offthe floor.

WhitetifId produced a great eft ft upon bis bearers on on orca-dou- , by aitillnteulimi alilwatpil to the Veas wvll as to the year. You seem to 3

think salvation an easy matter. O! justas easy for me to catch that insect if- - J

Mf.g by me. He ma-l- e a frasp at a fly,Then be paused areal or imaginary.. ..as. b 1 W

moment, ami opened his iiauu amji i

have missed it. ,

The secret of. health:.

First,1

keep1

warm. t"econd, eat reguiariy auu phw- -ly. Third, maintain regular bodily.habiu. Fourth, take cany ami vtry flight sui iiers, or belter still, none at all.Filth, keep clean skin. Sixth, getplenty of slcp at night. Mvenin,ktep cheerful and respectful company.Eighth, keep out of debt. Ninth, dou't .

set your minds ou things you tlou'tneed. Tenth, mind your own onsine

t mi ur, to I iff ahalD of.any kind.' Twelfth, subdue curiosity ,

If men are to e fools, it were U tterthat they were fools in little matterthan 111 great; amines?, lurneo upwith temerity, is a livery all theworse for the facing; and the mosttremendous of all things is a maguaui-mou- s

dance. SydueySmith.Mere intellectual influences, divested

as it i, in tot) mauy cases, of all that; and izreat aud good.is to me more revolting than the mosthelpless lmiiecility, seeming to oe al-

most like tbe spirit of Mephistophiles.Dr. Arnold.

FEMlNINK'AIfc

Mrs. Abbv Satre Richardson is topen a bookstore in Chicago.

Nearly all women like soldieis, amisome would like a good oiler, sir.

What a malt wants all he cm get.What a woman wants all she cau tget.

A Philadelphia pajs rsays that one-lia- lf

of the servant girl iu that city areIrunkard.

A hotel is alout to Is e tabJisbed atVioceiines, Intl., t be run exclusivelyty women.

.A sewing siety at Milwaukee canuse no a neighbors cnaracer in exactly seven minutes.

A prouilneut lady of llayneville,Ala., siihcrild corn bread and w hUky;o a supper of 1 icnierance society.

Tb notice of Vienna have notifiedthe newspaHrs that the publication ofmatrimonial advertisements must 1

stopped.M. Iiobiun, the French Minister of

Education, has named bis three ilaughters ".le'imnpes," "Civilization," ami

Republic."Archbishop Manning has issued an

diet to his clergy fm bidding theor admission of women as

singers 111 church cnotrs.Mothers are reminded that the pre-

sent style of sharp Unit heels is dau- -gcrous for small children, iry tnepalm of your hand or a sningie.

A maiden lady being aked why shehad never married, replied that sheiiu,l never seen the man for whom shewas willing to get up throe meals alay for Tony years.Miss Steveiis, a lieautiful blonde

reacher. is creating a profound reiig- -iius sensation in Georgia. She is said

to make all the masculines feel likembracing her doctrines.Tho ed cottage lonndt

are coming in again, and have alreadyeen w orn by many iasnionaiiie uniies.

1 he only thing required to make themis a pretty face inside.

Miss Cinnie Rushmore is prc'siring, v.itim' hook on the "Vagaries ofVassar," which w ill recount in aspirit-t.,- 1

tvlp the? adventures of the sweetgir! graduates of Vasar College.

Ladies seem to have the coral maniavery badly at present, and enormousprices are given ior ornament., aminecklaces of a light pink shade ofcoral, which is very rare.

A woman who ban been engaged, oras good as engaged, to six or eight dif-

ferent men cannot retain much purityof mind or strength ofaflection. From'At last" by Marion iiariauu.

The French styleof bathing tlrcss willin almost universally worn next summer at the sea shore. They are madeHirht-tittin"- -. trimmed with gay colors.and are usually very

A new style of ear-rin- g I a nest ofalver filagree w ork suspended by small'old chain from a silve r lull, iu whichj 1. Innre ilctmoiiil. ami hi the nest is a

whito swan, with eyes and wings ofsmall diamonds.

"Are you not alarmed at the ap-

proach of the king of te rrors?" said aminister to a sick man. "Oh, no; I

have lic-- living six and thirty yearswith the queen of terrors lbs kiugcat not be much worse."

An Fiiilisb law i marriedomaii if she ha money or ih meansf making it, and her lord has mute, tomw.rt bini In be ever so worthless.

that the exiense of hi keeping maynot come un the parisii.

Miss Kane, of Baltimore, set out tourn. a list of the w romrs of women.but fount 1 so many of lliem that shewa driven to tne conclusion thatWIomen sutler a wrong in being born at

II. This disposes of the whole question in a nutshell.

,"A devoted little wife" in Lafayette,Ind., seeing her husband blowing inthe muzzle of a gun while holdingback the hammer with his foot, trip-T.- nl

ilnii--n to ask a miliner about thecost of mourning, and whether it wouldbe liecomlng to her eoini.lexiou.

Tliara iu a foinnlw itiiticut ill theStockton (Cal.) Asylum w hose im-anit-y

wtts caused by tight lacing., a urateof an editor in giving this says: "Allwomen who lace tightly are insanethe only difference is that thl one wasround out. The others wid be, in goodtime."