smart sheet set

Trouble Sleeping?

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The problem of not getting enough sleep is a tough one to beat.....

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...but what if your SHEET SET could comprehensively solve ALL of your sleeping problems....

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Thanks to recent advances in smart textiles, the SMART SHEET SET has the power to coddle every toss and turn, sooth your every discomfort, calm your every worry and and adjust to your unique sleep troubles - responsively and in real time......

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how does it work?

How do Smart Sheets work?....

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Are you too hot?

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Smart Sheets sense your heightened temperature relative to app-stored ‘normal’ body temperature and adjusts the surrounding conditions to return your body to its ideal temp.

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Are you too cold?

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Smart Sheets compare your chilled temperature to your ideal body temp and warm the proximate area until your ideal temp is maintained.

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Might you have test night worries?

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Smart Sheets pillowcases softly “whisper” test information through your ears to lock data into your brainwaves so you can absorb it as the night wears on.

Wake up refreshed and with bolstered with solid knowledge!

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Is your mind active and occupied with tomorrow’s

busy agenda?

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Smart Sheets detect your anxious brainwaves, transferring your to-do list to a third party virtual assistant, who gets a tackles actionable items while you sleep and organizes the few remaining items for the morning.

* voice-command to-do dictating option also included

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Might noisy neighbors be keeping you awake?

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Smart Sheets detect the deviantly high decibel levels and automatically emit ambient noise that blocks out unwanted disturbances.

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Might you, or your partner, suffer from

obstructive sleep apnea?

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Smart Sheets send the snorer a haptic signal to gently roll them onto their side until the snoring has ceased for an extended period of time.

If it’s your partner that is loudly snoring, Smart Sheets also respond to your voice command of “SHUT UP!”

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Are #^!@*)>!% BUGS DRIVING YOU MAAAAD??!!?!!!

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Smart Sheets detect mosquito-sized pests and movement trajectories and emit a supersonic frequency around the edges of the fabric, warding off unwanted pests and creating a safe zone for restful, undisturbed sleeping.

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Maybe a story would help?

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Well, Smart Sheets pillowcases link to your e-reading collection in the cloud to soothingly read you your favorite bedtime tale.

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But what if it’s that you just miss someone....

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Smart Sheets respond to longing, distressed brainwaves by inflating your duvet cover, molding all available bedding into your partner’s pre-determined body measurements so that you can spoon the one you love, even when they are not there...

* When two sets of Smart Sheets are synched with the Smart Sheets App, you can even hug your ‘spooned-formed’ duvet cover to deliver an embrace that your real-world loved one receives as a vibration given by your arms.

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The Smart Sheet Setthe intelligent remedy to all your sleep problems

* ‘Soothe The Crying Baby’ Smart Sheet Set available soon...

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The Smart Sheet Set Team

Libby Garrett Jennifer LeeSusie Rogers John Rogers

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