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MARY:  Katie was tired of wearing the same old shoes.

VALE:  She went to the store to buy new ones.

MARY:  The clerks asked her,

VALE:  Which shoes do you choose?

MARY:  Katie said,

BEL:  I want shoes that are braggy, not baggy.

MARY AND VALE:  (thinking about it) Hmmm. Let me see.

VALE:  We have small shoes,

MARY:  and tall shoes,

VALE:  and walk-on-the-wall shoes.

MARY:  We have red shoes,

VALE:  and head shoes,

MARY:  and down-the-hill-sled shoes.

VALE:  We have blue shoes,

MARY:  and BOO shoes,

VALE:  and paddle-canoe shoes.

MARY AND VALE: Which shoes do you choose?

BEL:  I want shoes that are slicky, not sticky.

VALE AND MARY:  Hmmm. Let me see.

VALE:  We have jog shoes,

MARY:  and log shoes,

VALE:  and hop-like-a-frog shoes.

MARY:  We have tied shoes,

VALE:  and wide shoes,

MARY:  and carnival-ride shoes.

VALE:  We have trail shoes,

MARY:  and snail shoes,

VALE:  and wind-in-your-sail shoes.

MARY:  Which shoes do you choose?

BEL:  I want shoes that are spiffy, not iffy.

MARY AND VALE:  Hmmm. Let me see.

VALE:  We have black shoes,

MARY:  and snack shoes,

VALE:  and ride-on-a-track shoes.

MARY: We have wet shoes,

VALE:  and pet shoes,

MARY:  and super-speed-jet shoes.

VALE:  We have moon shoes,

MARY:  and goon shoes,

VALE:  and hot-air-balloon shoes.

ALL CLERKS:  Which shoes do you choose?

BEL:  I choose all these shoes.

MARY AND VALE:  (gasp)

MARY:  She bought the shoes and took them home.

MARY:  And now the store has

MARY AND VALE:  (to audience) NO MORE SHOES TO CHOOSE!