pink pandas #1

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pink panda comics presents

huntington beach, ca

8:15 am

“the pink pandas are the

best!”

aww, that’s sweet. i love it when kids

send email.

“you guys are the awesomest! all the girls at my school like you, but i’m really your biggest fan!

love, kelly f.”

do you want to send her something? a t-shirt?

nah; send her one of the new hoodies

we just got in.

just like that? our most expensive item?

helllo...she’s our biggest fan!

STORY AND ARTDAVE FARMER

I give it five minutes.

okay, readyyy...go!

:30

3:38

4:59

1:34 2:45

AIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!AIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!OHMIGOD!!!OHMIGOD!!!

RUN! RUN!!!RUN! RUN!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!NOOOOOOOO!!!

WOOOOOSH...WOOOOOSH...

WHAT THE HECK is going on out

there?!

HISSSSSSSSSS.....

HEH...HEH..

HEL...HELP.

SON-OF-A-FOCUS, PLEASE!

rampaging monster about to eat our barista!

reyes?! iT’S SHEiLA monday!

YEAH, i’M iN HUNTiNGTON- YEAH, YEAH, i’M RiGHT iN THE MiDDLE OF iT! dO YOU HAVE

A HANDLE ON THiS?!

okay; here’s the deal:the spandex and cape crowd are handling

the “big bad” a couple of blocks from here;

a fifty foot tall frog-beast, set

loose by an honest-to-god

“super-villian”. we’re going to mop up the

minions; which is what this guy was.

seriously?!no, it sounds ridiculous, but i just shot a giant, walking crocodile, so...

there’s no kill bonus?!

no, that’s not likely.

ok, bye.

gasp!

this is too much! six of them, with enough power to

crack the world in half; can’t contain

one fifty-foot frog!

Well.i’m tired of sitting on this roof, and you’ve probably figured out four ways to defeat that thing, and cook

giant frog-legs; so we might as well go bail

their asses out.

thank you.

HISSSSSSS.....

STAIRS

oh crap; we missed one.

slurp!

i’ll take that, thanks.

...and there’s a brush in my

bag, sweetie.

huh...huh...huh...huh...huh...