my mother…

MY MOTH

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B Y L U K A & I E V A N

1. THERE HAS ALWAYS BEEN BLUE JELL-O.• My mother only ate

red Jell-O because that’s all that was sold

• Raspberry, Strawberry, Orange and Lemon were the original flavours

THERE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN FLAT SCREEN TELEVISIONS

• My mother watched television on a big, bulky T.V

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THEY HAVE ALWAYS BEEN ABLE TO READ BOOKS ON AN ELECTRONIC SCREEN

• My mother read books the “old fashioned way and still does today

CONDOMS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN ADVERTISED ON TELEVISION

• My mother has never seen/or heard of condoms being advertised

SALSA HAS ALWAYS OUTSOLD KETCHUP

• My mother rarely buys Salsa because we eat so much ketchup

CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH ICE CREAM HAS ALWAYS BEEN A FLAVOR CHOICE

• My mother only tried cookie dough ice-cream 2 years ago

THERE HAS ALWAYS BEEN A CARTOON NETWORK

• My mother had to wake up early on Saturday just to watch cartoons because they were only on then

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EVERYONE HAS ALWAYS KNOWN WHAT THE EVENING NEWS WAS BEFORE THE EVENING NEWS CAME ON

• My mother only knew about the news when it aired on television

• The internet is a very great way to get news quickly

CDs have never been sold in cardboard packaging• My mother has a CD

collection and most of them are cased with cardboard

NOBODY HAS EVER RESPONDED TO “HELP, I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP

• My mother once fell as a baby and a very nice woman came along and helped her up

SHOES • My father did not

have shoes to wear when he was a child

• There were no shoe stores within hundreds of kilometers

• They had no money to travel

TRANSPORTATION

• Only the richest families could take a bike or maybe a car to school

• Most children walked for many miles to get to school

THE END!