my dog is a forensic cpa

Critical Perspectives on Accounting (1998) 9, 507Article ID: pa960289

My Dog Is a Forensic CPA

My dog is a forensic CPA.1He goes left and right the livelong day.He really likes to dig into thingsSo he will not have any misgivings.

Another dog a statement may makeBut my dog makes sure there is no mistakeWhen you place your reliance on his reportThat those statements are really what they purport.

My dog can follow an audit trailSo well it makes embezzlers pale.He is very well developed to do a smell testAnd send those embezzlers for a swell jail rest.

You have heard of police dogs, but that is not mine.My dog is more like a young Einstein.He does his duty using accounting paperAnd catches those people who have pulled off a caper.

My dog’s bark is worse than his bite,But his bite is backed by his appetite.He gathers sufficient competent evidenceTo give the prosecutor’s case luminescence.

Errors and irregularities, he investigates them all.It is the worst fate a cover-up could befall.So if you see him for business reasons,Guess where you will spend the next few seasons.

© 1995 Michael Grayson

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1clawed, pawed animal