man and mirror

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Man and mirror

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Your mirror is a friend, an enemy, or just an acquaintance?Your mirror is a friend, an enemy, or just an acquaintance?

I’d say an enemy: what did you do to cause such a reaction?I’d say an enemy: what did you do to cause such a reaction?

A mirror reflects but does not ponder, so it can’t accuse! A mirror reflects but does not ponder, so it can’t accuse!

Let me tell you, you two don’t get on at all!Let me tell you, you two don’t get on at all!

Don’t exaggerate now, it doesn’t hate you, it just finds you nasty!Don’t exaggerate now, it doesn’t hate you, it just finds you nasty!

You can’t deceive it, your mirror knows your intentions. You can’t deceive it, your mirror knows your intentions.

Sometimes, however, it can be a good pal; Sometimes, however, it can be a good pal;

just for a short while, then it becomes again a fink. just for a short while, then it becomes again a fink.

The mirror knows all your facets, whenever it mixes them up try a reset. The mirror knows all your facets, whenever it mixes them up try a reset.

Not that way: I mean, show it clearly who’s the boss. Not that way: I mean, show it clearly who’s the boss.

That’s better, now it seems scared... That’s better, now it seems scared...

... really scared!... really scared!

The shaver is a menace, hair is an essential feature! The shaver is a menace, hair is an essential feature!

Don’t show mercy, it’s a mirror, it must show your exact image.Don’t show mercy, it’s a mirror, it must show your exact image.

Probably it’s teasing you but plays the good guy... Of course that Probably it’s teasing you but plays the good guy... Of course that with nice manners, everything is possible.with nice manners, everything is possible.

Now it shows itself as a friend.Now it shows itself as a friend.

A kind and gentle image,A kind and gentle image,

I’d say even elegant. You’ll see that it won’t play any more jokes on I’d say even elegant. You’ll see that it won’t play any more jokes on you. you.

It would be your wife to suffer them!It would be your wife to suffer them!

Time for a change: you must treat it as a simple acquaintance.Time for a change: you must treat it as a simple acquaintance.

... Or come to terms: don’t ... Or come to terms: don’t switch on the lights, don’t look switch on the lights, don’t look

straight at the image on the straight at the image on the mirror, or hid yourself so it mirror, or hid yourself so it

cannot see you! cannot see you!

By the way, I’m joking: what really matters is the opinion you have of By the way, I’m joking: what really matters is the opinion you have of yourself, not the image that you see in the mirror. yourself, not the image that you see in the mirror.

Have a good day!Have a good day!

Text & Graphic Work: GiEffebis@alice.itText & Graphic Work: GiEffebis@alice.itEnglish: mussonor@gmail.comEnglish: mussonor@gmail.com

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