libbys 20th anniversary slide show

Libby,We know you’ll miss all of the fun things

you do at JWB

like…

1. Typing for Mr. Bill

Dot, dot, dot…

2. Filing

Help – they’reclosing in on me

already!

Look how skinny this file is!

3. Organizing the library

We’ll try to keep it tidy.

4. Retrieving annual reports

Where’s that JNJ Annual?

I knew exactly where it was on my desk!

5. Ordering lunch

Can I have a Caesar salad with chicken cut into bite size pieces, dressing on the side,

and chicken soup with a roll and two pads of

butter, and make sure it’s not too hot…

6. Finding the company files

CAL file?Hmmm, check over there on the floor

under the credenza.

7. Scanning

Can you scan this brokerage material from 1969-2006?

8. Enforcing file naming conventions

What’s a naming convention?

9. Rebooting computers

I think I’m frozen.

10. Running Bible macros

Your macro doesn’t work?

It must be pilot error.

You’re really gonna miss this one…

11. Birthday parties (especially the part where we all sing)

Hmmmmmmmm(played in discordant

tones)

12. Opening the mail (especially during

proxy season in the old days)

Goodbye Mr. Postman

Goodbye Ms. Messenger

Goodbye Mr. FedEx(HoohRah!)

Goodbye Mr. UPS

We’ll try to maintain without you.Enjoy your retirement!

We’ll still answer the phones politely.

You remember to keep in touch.

We’ll keep our desks organized.

You organize your fishing tackle.

We’ll try to stay well-nourished

You eat your veggies

We’ll keep the plants watered

You take time to smell the roses

We’ll try to stay wired

Don’t forget to email

We’ll keep publishing

You catch up on your reading

We’ll take out the garbage and clean

the urns

TRASH

You luxuriate in the everyday

We’ll keep researching

You explore and learn new things

We’ll “take care of ”the leftover cake

You start having pool parties

We’ll keep working hard

You live it up!

When all else fails, eat chocolate…

And take chances

John W. Bristol won’t be quite the same without you

Goodbye LibbyTake good care of

yourself!

The wind blew….