kelleys hen presentation 31 may 08

Kelley’s odyssey

A tale of fashion,

addiction and sex

Things started beautifully for Kelley

She shone like an angel in her first white dress (the first of many!)

But then times got tough...

Kelley ended up on the streets

Kelley started working at a young age to

make ends meet

She tried accountancy

first...

Then tried her hand at

carpentry...

Some nude modelling...

Farming....

Space cadet...

An extra on Coronation Street...

She even joined the Amish

community and lived off the land

for a while...

Finally....she found her

true calling as a fashion guru

Her first style was her classic favourite...the white dress

She influenced some classic 80’s looks including the iconic ‘bowler bob’

Kelley tried out many of her styles on her sister Cathy

Don’t forget to accessorise dahling!

Kelley became quite the high flyer in the fashion world

She wouldn’t be seen dead in New York without her white stretch limo

After the glory days of the 80’s, Kelley began to

loose her fashion direction

Things began to get nasty...

Kelley and Carla has fierce rivalry over who had the biggest jacket

When Carla turned up with a giant bag, things really got bitter....

In true diva style, Kelley stormed off....

The fashion feud continued for years...

And years....

The rivalry continues to

this day!

Kelley decided to try some

experimental fashions to get

back on track....

She looked to the Middle East for inspiration

Then got some inspiration from Fossett’s circus for shoe styles...

When the pigeons attack, it’s not a good sign

A trip to Hollywood turned things around and she found her glamour streak again

From then on fashion faux pas only occurred en masse...

Wow, these shapeless outfits couldn’t get any worse!

Yes, they could!

Outside school, things began to change...

Although the days of fake tan and ghds were still in the distant future

Things improved gradually....

And before long Kelley

had returned to her fabulous

self again

Although she still has the odd lapse

occassionally

Sometimes she doesn’t even bother to change out of her PJs and slippers to walk down the

road!

Or to go to the chipper-

scandalous!

The demon drink was to

blame!

Kelley is quite fond of the odd tipple

Maybe a little too fond!

Kelley and her friends regularly attend rehab for their problem

They are forced to live like rabbits for weeks on end

Kelley doesn’t have much willpower unfortunately

With her career sorted, Kelley began on her

quest to find Mr. Right

Kelley loved getting close and

personal with Mickey

Pinocchio lied......

he said he only had eyes for

Kelley

Kelley went on the

rebound......eek!

When all else failed...

While some followed the

righteous path, Kelley

went a different direction

She took a liking to the

more mature man...

She always liked the bad

boys..

She shared a few strange fetishes with her friends

During Kelley’s teenage

year’s, she was in love with men at the same

time

Things could have been

very different if it had worked

out!

Then one summer, along came a dreamboat...

Kelley got pretty close to him...

She even has a root through his belongings!

He decided not to hang around after that incident!..

Things weren’t working out with the celebrity types so Kelley tried her luck with a few Dublin

lads

Then she went out with this Italian fella...

He wasn’t half the man she

thought he was

Then Kelley was swept away by a handsome Meath farmer

Awww....

And they both lived happily

ever after

Although the agricultural

influence has done nothing for Kelley’s

shoe collection

The End