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Ol^ ,># cinld hjc.hU)«»«K. I jnttci, an*

Sat } d*a*t want aa- **$g|»a«4 ^ni&Hq, rtdjca**^ f < •• •-.. , . . 1

By WlttOhgME h* .(fellafti « W f e "jte MMfc 1 tie up«l<3» doim! • |

The new* of (*'« abturdUji would reach •II ever townl ' .

Ann toon «Vtr? *UK1KS mien »fe*» osh ' . .»* work t» tiwossbj

And «ft» and I are' aw* oo* * • ks>o*> tOW«',J«.ted». . '- ->

A eempllcatid wri*» of trotcto* up tbe Stall! T» »«th»r i»p B»*» Sund*}- clothw and pile, tbem do 1 ehifct • • i

A plant stand that can b« moved eaaily m alway* in demand by vbo>

itrer keeps flower* in tat boas* la „ „, „, „ , .winter. The ee«mranyii4rjde*4gn can

"agS w ^ - t o * 1 ***. •"" *"|«»«OM»U««<» b y W W handy with The* n* woulil *» i . (ucky »»n. '«u»e'<«S«. • '• ts»*«*4»««o ,Js« ,tteei)fi». f T o e OaHgB i a o w n J« tw» ft** hl$*» « » • * * ? « « BWt^j*, a^ mix** *Jww - « » t y o fa* t s m * » n t to } » c k i * » d « « * * f*r Wbieft J*, brispr hl« wllar out then

thinja t««lD to bum.

OC won*. '}& 'jeoU«r «lw»}-i !« about a «.= «W» too5roatt—' .,'-'•-•'• . ' • . ' - - - . , -

Bnt l bava let* »M*D»d to po*»»w »om« «aa fcyjooUo pewrw.

•ach elKht Inches wW« *n4;Ur«i« IDCJN M £«*p, Tli« top one to-jflir** t**t loBJj, t b « mMhB* tiro and o^*h*lf *«*t jae j «Bd the bottom t w o - t w t ton*.

a couple of inch** o t M B % to I»WCJJ r « I ca» ««t bit ocdlar t n & i l w than t)» pott HI* to be> plungA I t tU»

half a o b s n ? . . _ . land t» kept moUt. it will pctT^nt at»-

•• ' ^ a J ^ a i S w e i l g . s ' — . >f^. •!*•_ wio le CBitsework- - p o B j * J b * :0b, p*J^w*-&_ ncer Joaat « mfr ibaifaioffiited On- casien^ « ^ 'brljbiSHittoBJS

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clock , H » n»a «wriac<tai tU(»,

U* Dta4» WMMCll »»*•• imka-tk*; wW* Tali 5«cu»hMi P * ,

a<¥«H«#'«hBaika.]li1M«4w4lIMt *t*»p«4 *OL t)i« «o6r

To th» 4r««4 ^ Ma MMi. H* ?*B$*4 W» Tkk frlnd*W* aM %aMNU£a

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•nil foauumn town tla* htm ttuBMI wits o u tsoitaa laTaou*

" T * k » » t h » »»!»•>- <(fiw»> i llwy »«iu)<rM«i 1* 4ow» «Ultji an* *l»n

t « *m4)a«uia«4 h«c«a-Tkat *tW9W^ MUM1-** ti»lM an* W » | . »*** Ota-p«a<*. ..,». ,.-;•.> -.;4-y - ' i J

W b w t t i U V w ^ i i ^ i w r n e ^ y i ' t h " ,^:>*

Tte«« aiwlTe* ttouW *»,tt^w»airtttf ^ % * H * i J ? , R ' ^ * W ^ ' ^ « » r * * 1 ^ 1MU|:

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mint ooao«da " ifcOtWm, a»a aetwlthitmrtliat that rtaS* «mu> pat '. , , ,

to add—ma HI* haraad cao» »• '»• jrtt •' Oat* tlianitB'tha-hall-

.A «Ul» bruahloc of hu eoai. a*4,thw»—1

P*>«t» by Ajntrleu Vrtf Ataoclatlo*.

MxeotiiDf to Coacb And? Smltk. femmjlTania bai tn» tpeedlen J H K at the ijldlron is hUnball. who-flayv •a xljtit end ID the eaxlj gtm—, flnUU) •eya that he it a tastar tota than Tex

•Uma. fean atea beliert that ha irlU •U9M la'latca-fmmea.

. hat yeu pa'll b* later . .-NitllaH. Slaw la "WotnaniJReme Com-I ptnloa

,, , 0>|teela«ue»,Jf«p,TiiiMyiL... >! > Ttmr tible*po«nfuU o f bott»e, f w r H,W«npttR|f«ia •* flour^ pna capfnl « f oyauur .Uquw, one cupful % »c«)d«4

e j i t t ca , etlt,' p « » « r and eatacjr^Matr fw» waUh aim WJ ha emen tn* itep» a»4 ' ebena the front cats.

-',^>tfce«--aMitieow->fc ,«»»:«»*• w j ^ j s r y j l r ^

Cuba. *l§n Lnft HaitaWa. a ' a i c i l i i , NtUonal Ltitsa* elan. »M|«rt was attiaetiA. km* inMcnl;

' MHM|*niMtt-.BBjf tlreaaj,itarted is tn Jtjhtfbilltate lti pitching ttaff for 1»1Z

. . - - - . . ' - - - •• -_"" ' - - t tw i t^ will be i s «wt«r tuyvr

mtm. *Ro tie*: Cube, and foQovriaf np ttte'tOta Wmxager Cbane* recently f i l m e d •Walter Najle. a bin; left

' aeaader. from " the Newtrk"" aSaetem tmrngM clnrx.

t » addldoa to Nagla, who to tna ant iwatlipaw xifiMd alnce the banlin-atantt of-Jac* Pfrtater.-tbe enDtraaTr

U»f«t-N«1brop of tb« Batdlnc

one of tht real nndt of the year.

«onaUt»«r nttnaa mat, and«tbe«i be alcaoea .'iefori the te^m.ein-

next uprnt *°r to* traioUc •4 — — — tCenferenoa Adepts One Year Rvle.

cpreaentatiTot of the troatern col athletic conference held awm**t-

recentlj at tikaicorea^to t**e ac-- OD a nnmbeiOif polflW of .'Ininor

) to the organization. Application* <&*>tutr colteiea f « J ^ , l ) » a k Were oMDwHlered. fcut no deJifte action waa tttoo becatwe toe repreeentatzVaawaiit

rplace the preaent organlitatlon OB a btiii before more members art

Utted. The queatton of tbe mlfra-of atadenta from one college to

ather was comldtred. and tt wai de to adopt the.one year,residence The committee-Is anxlont to en-

Pnt the Itqnor in |, aanctpaa, wwg to boiling point and strain, flown oy«e

Item: pnt then iifx rwm .afince boat. »elL bntttr In. a *ascepan,T«d*1 Bo*c. lUr to a smooth putaaad M cook ooe •Sam. Add

- Rewtltefthe Vetfc

nneedMr tnrongh tt^ wlian of; man. . . . . -... , ... T»o**plarljr Jeoa^.|tnti-;iiear;tne !••,«» wktte b*«Uag eonetaatly. l i l t .

nta-wetetoatbafrte-jfttjiBt dcwnf-thr-enalr tax neat aa-|«—aa-Jrnani gaged Jn^s dlaeuamlon M tjaewbject aadglowy. Seaaoa well with, ealt, per-

Ticea. The conTeraation graw-»o ami —.-..:... mated that the attention of other pes-

'eiie of tne qntrt«l»ca^ acle««ita aroa* tight e»ptnH-»< aadaald: "'*i,leifoV'lp»»»ang»i£ "I "nwitt"

^ I ^ a ^ T ^ >v appeal

Imatfta taat sot more then tiree aow ont ef 8»e ballere to a lift after

#*•<».,.« ,..i_cm«;.tift.,|, .m^Ajmmt percentage of tmmanitj toelleTea in pereooal mortality. Wttl all thoe* w n o benere that tn«y a a t e lmn»ortal tenia p)««M lrWl^e^*a<a^daT"'^~Tf~^ ; •»" ""TJtffirFlSanaT^

tat a volet of triumph. "Now, plena* keep yonj hand* rfgnt where, they aire.

.•^hr^t^tnritWHe^-nWHi-2 -^rnllHnr^eSin:%tti^fc^ gad T^m^yntmm~ma~ymm^Trt fc^rfot$B#£ J U I..;§£_:,

And It wa« eren to^-Boaton Trav­eler

Truth and1 a Pentrty. "Be manful." taid tbe teacher. "Alwayel1" aaked th* boy "Alwaya." answered tbe teicner. -Nerer tell a l ler

«JioteV«ii*-whitelie*^ i , • **t«6t e*en:,k' wnjtt U**-' , '' ' *^nb!*:r*Jaeolat3!; ,fi«0«a '•««§••

fouy?"* "tt» ^goo^'jiai'lttf yoriiron

and addn of competent

ain't a boy wltbiiry dad'for a father •'Why?" naked tbe teacher. "Becaane." replied the boy. I f yon

wni my oad'l little boy. aff^oo haard wait he enld abottt Attnt Ellita -comtn4

. J r ."i.!!_ir^!.«^I-.~!.!!-T *UM l"^ aaked jrou If JOB weren't all glad to iaee her, an' yon told the, troth, like t did, yon'd' think fft»ere wan a

t i ^ a|ter,«ad f^,n1^nedii«t* yotfc*' "fie went back *oM$ d*»li. and-ia

a* eat d^wawTti'lr^t^are there-wai a> eirpweeion on hia face that abowed tine great leaa^ottrttta b«a been, at

atit In a meaattre, loat on Mm.--Tit tt. ' ' -"i— 's

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' Tttot f*4towt"Agahfcr,H'*—' - "5-•tance 4,- Tltna,' twice? olusmpl** i acnller of tbe United State* and

of the arfeattet oawmem AWalea prodoced, la to retntnto the raw-game neit Waimer''afteo-an'«b-»of fir* yean, Jtte.wjU tow,to ttte

• reg^ttafr aa ettW to Sta> tht title of champion slngl*

that he forfeited by failing to npete. Since bin retirement Titan

rowed for the pleirtre,of ttlnd kept blnuelf Ih-flne eondltioB. He

that two months' work In a -^ will fa*ing~bJat back- to- bia o »

^ Yala Hit a MotlltU Tank,' * . pVirty odd wells snpply the *wl«. tOmg tank at the Tale gytrinaeloin^ F*w persona realize wbafrai-Wa/jin It ht~ to All the mosaic set pool back of t i e gymniaSnm-Jav-regulattog tho flow or water.

'The tank hois when Oiled jnst SoS.000 gallons of water, andi after tho pnaafpsItifrrswckiSff t ie wntef oat of' the gnrand back of the building it mate* two days and two nights to statrt the water roaming at the oter-SOTW. _ ! _ ! ' '

»**<**'WfOfld^SwirtmTtisJ fttcord;' ~ vebt wofMI. atrtmintog record wan

nemten by a second at the Kentlsb (England) town bathi feoently by Battensby,. wno swam 400 meters In 8 xnlnnte* 36 +-C second*. • The broken record was held by H. Taylor, tbe Olympic champion.

•V.I* Crew Candtdatea Niimh.ril6; ' - A total of 216 candidates **aponde« fo tbe call flor crew candidate* at ,f ale tntfrerafty. and Princeton, too, Dae ^oore tun aaxUma for' seat* tn the.

•aaUaek.for nwtag la nfoadaf^g.

HI* Uen, YVlIt ' (The man "who bad been wilting for

a chance at *be public pb*M began to ahow.aignaof aanrtMUnasaU.

"Aren't: you almost tnroagb tberer be daiMndwl of tbe •trnngex with the Ptcelten jSIen don't eeeni to be doing any-^klngi'' •«« '"'Kof * amJt throngh," jJnipped the otter man. "An' the reason X ain't Ibjikln-* to 'cause rw, wilting. I.jsst oi1l5|"nij # nnniDer I Mtibsbti an* W gtrl aald w pnone bad beer* taken ont.

back.'VOereland HaJn Pealw-

"plrlgttle balloon." r

T o r t u n e a itnickXy and aar i ly Made b y Bnising' Cntek«mit« *»m •Boa.'V. •& i aggie*." «*Maite*of Aifa."

" ^rOWpTltoWllSeeon'f^lSws Hnr-tied to Pay That «on«yr T'Wa»nrt Cneaay Alxmt It" "

iTredigeated $o^*-4li |etg». 3Mb. aae. .

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tern* •ueeeM. «tMd y o n And t t ie promoter o f tbnt

gat-rlchHrnick concern?" agkff ohV.de-ntenlse.' . *-• / '•'

"tea,'' replied t b e other. "Arreited Mmr» v A V

- "No; no* yet He-la a l a tg lp and eon*inctag man, But. I managed

aeetk flroa abas'te Wasafngtea •tar.

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faa*wr~«aaa»et'-.*ia>n--4a 5^w^r^w^. • T^W^^^^W- . Met Y ^ ~ ^ r

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capfn)* 'M-t|aMaiai:Ltwti'iLM' a''half eapfttle- of-»<iaej'; *a**0f e*af«l>*ae tut tat et three f naitai t»Tfal w*i "

af water meat bolls la "Tit llliHailaiN.ia»t twr taeaeooafmle eack >U 'aad-'^eirc^'TeaJ»>(ka* •a*' po«»d' eacJa-'cf 'rarraant' »»4"-'twVr

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fo) eael) t* -«iaB*»efl _ , „ . spkt, ooVMf" tWpoenfnl . ^ ,..,,-flcfr to «ake a atlff batter ,(abeat fear «wtnla) podding, ^ t atWare, Into pnMHi«**nag:iia«r™gari -^a^'iwir*'

rilte-nBt-i^'ioBWtiW^cnja'-irta^M pumpkin -with a; -beat** -*«g. * '*ea-spooiifnl coraatarcn, twoHWrdk ntg.-brown angar, a. teaapoon ef.<inaMi»ea, 0f>e-1uUf tieepeoB of nntmeg, -«»eaUf' teaapooo « Wttj- e»»*alf. teaeBOot ef llngar,.a.daab.iMfcp*ppti and.tilD»-* of-rkbmnit.--aVild tUnllk.lrat.a] let a Wt of bntter melt to It whfte icalding. Be^e witk one crnat tlU fen te'JUM-rclta^aiiftrbiP»^o«'^—

bancb ,«|';c«|p^:»%tt;&3«ie^ri* nUed wibr aa»tB. teader eaeagk te aiaab'a^.attain. MaiU wMr tabtea|ieaa «f'bwtter 'and -««e tebteaiMoa of floao-

until aasooth had attt btteene jplntef tot anTk or cream; d«a a«4.*» tbe celery, Wit* wit ana M P A u 4 boll all togetnac for fit* mtetttai. JL f*w drop* of onlop juice imptoTes tkit •lab Jtor *m» people.

elm one ounc*. licorice root one horebonnd one ounce^tnaJieroot^oae onnce. fltxteed one ounce, laumar together In one quart of water, (tm well cooked, add one pint of ssoUien* and. one-half pound of loaf mlkr

it^rTnen-cold-ada One-luui tehee of anise Take i>n* tanletptfoir ful foar time* a day for «n idnlt r-*

: Tomata ftshsh. Six large g«*» tomatoes, font *m*li

or three Urge onion* two pepper*, on* red and one green fcbop all line Add * 'enp raiaiUR ohopped>- ^ut in' kettle with a Quart *in>#ar, two cap* brown augar one of-wMtet * tabl#. apoonfal mustard teed and on* <A ground cloTes. Boil until soft. j..fi*»* cnopped fine twelve iargt *our,*ppl«i«. Add and let come to a bott,

, Cranberry «f«Hyi . over end wash ont qnart «t «« orerdone

add^foWnD«nrf«»,.aa*AS?* ' -ieupfnl of boiling water and. boll tweti-

nlnutes. ftnb throngh *• sieve and to pmp two cupful* of augar,. .Con*

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ifStll be £t* la UUiway^eaeat^a-thn*.

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