how you know you're a true gamer
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How you know you are atrue gamer
a tongue in cheek presentation about the joys (/sarcasm) of gaming (also known as the side effects of gaming)
Experiencing your first keyboard smash or controller chuck
• Usually occurs after many “game overs”
Unleashing your inherent ability to cuss like a gutter whore
• This talent presents during incessant loading screens
The necessity of “grinding” and your burgeoning hatred of fight music
• Commonly occurs during Pokemon and Final Fantasy games
Chronic pain: cramps, RSI, seized muscles (they’re worth it!)
• After long bouts of Guitar Hero, expect to feel some mild discomfort…
Temporary Shifting“Just one more level”
• A common occurrence…
Dreams and the subconscious
• You may have finished playing, but your mind is saying “just one more level…”
If you have experienced any of these symptoms…
Congratulations! You are now a true gamer!
Rock on!
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