how i learned to stop worrying and love devops (dodsv2014)

HOW I LEARNEDTO STOP

WORRYINGAND LOVEDEVOPS(CC) MMXIV

@bridgetkromhouthttp://www.moviepostershop.com/dr-strangelove-or-how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-love-the-bomb-movie-poster/IB40100

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If it moves, we track it. Sometimes we’ll draw a graph of something that isn’t moving yet, just in case it decides to make a run for it. -- @indec

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@lozzd & @Ryan_Frantz

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2am: sudden drop-off

8am: look at graphs: ?!?!

10am: and we’re back.

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“the game

has changed”

--@littleidea

“It’s not necessaryto change.

Survival isnot mandatory.”

(obligatoryDeming

quote)

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@bridgetkromhoutbridget@kromhout.org

@devopsdaysmsp July 17-18, 2014

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