homeland security south georgia island

HOMELAND SECURITY

SOUTH GEORGIA

INCIDENT REPORT

0615: UNIDENTIFIED VESSEL SIGHTED BY BEACHGOERS

0617: OPERATIONS CENTER ALERTED, WADDLES INTO ACTION

0620: SCOUT REPORTS LANDING CRAFT INBOUND

0630: NATION’S LEADERS ASSESS THREAT IN TENSE DEBATE

0635: HOMELAND SECURITY MOBILIZATION ORDERED

0638: TEAM GUANO ORDERED TO BEACH

0630: TEAM KRILL DEPLOYED TO HIGH GROUND

0640: CIVILIAN WHITEWATER “CONTRACTORS” HIRED

0645: AN ANXIOUS NATION WAITS FOR NEWS…

0645: “THE REDCOATS ARE COMING!”

0701: TEAM ALPHA INTERDICTS SCOUT ZODIAC,

0702: PERMISSION TO LAND GRANTED REDCOAT CAPTAIN

0703: REDCOATS DISEMBARK, PROCEED THROUGH SECURITY

0702: THOROUGH LUGGAGE SEARCH CONDUCTED

0707: UNATTENDED BACKPACK DRAWS SUSPICION

0708: BOMB-SNIFFING FALCON CLEARS BACKPACK

0708: UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS INTERVIEWED

0710: SILENT, UNCLOTHED MALE CLASSIFIED “LOW-THREAT”

0715: SHOE SEARCH DETECTS FOREIGN GUANO. REDCOAT CLASSIFIED “PERSON OF INTEREST” (POI)

0718: POI DETAINED FOR INTERROGATORS

0840: ENHANCED INTERROGATION TECHNIQUES APPLIED

1044: POI HELD FOR RENDITION, DESTINATION REDACTED.

1044: THE TASK FORCE RETURNS HOME…

1045: …TO THE THANKS OF A GRATEFUL NATION.