happy new jewish year 5772....שנה טובה תשע"ב

KELLERMANN’S UNITED STUDIOS PRESENTSound : Trio Kellermann

TEN REFURBISHED COMMANDMENTS OF WISHES TO JEWISH NEW

YEAR

תשע"ב

5771-2 (2011)

AUTO FORWARD →

WISH COMMANDMENT 1DON’T lift YOUR WIFE to YOUR ARMS –HIRE a young

”ASSISTANT”

WISH COMMANDMENT 2NEVER WEAR CONDOMs KNITTED BY YOUR GRANDMA

WISH COMMANDMENT 3DON’T BE A GENTLEMAN – DON’T LEAD FAMILY CONVOYS -

BEWARE OF MINES !!!!

WISH COMMANDMENT 4NEVER MINE WHERE YOU GOING –

ALWAYS TAKE YOUR HOUSE WITH YOU

WISH COMMANDMENT 5DON’T FORGET TO PEEL THE FRUIT YOU ARE GOING TO EAT

WISH COMMANDMENT 6IF YOU ARE CURIOUS – BE SURE THAT’S A CAMERA AND NOT A

GUN

WISH COMMANDMENT 7ALWAYS LOOK AROUND IF THERE IS NOT AN

ANEMY BEHIND YOU

WISH COMMANDMENT 8NEVER STAY BEHIND UNKNOWN PERSON

WISH COMMANDMENT 9ALWAYS STAY ON A SOLID SOIL

WISH COMMANDMENT 10ALWAYS MARGE YOURSELF WITH GREEN – IT

CAN BE VERY STORMILY

AN EXTRA ONE WISH COMMANDMENT FOR ME

don’t waste your life in work – don’t forget you have a happy, supporting wife

Family Kellermann, Israeli and UK branch

Wish you sweet and Happy New year

תשע"ב

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