halloween jokes!
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HALLOWEEN JOKES!
What do ghosts
serve for dessert?
I-Scream!
When is it bad luck to meet a black
cat?
When you’re a mouse!
What do you call a witch who lives at the
beach?
A sand-witch!
What are ghosts' favourite kind of
streets?
Dead ends!
Who does Dracula get letters from?
His fang club!
What's a ghosts’
favourite dessert?
Boo-berry pie!
Why do skeletons
drink milk?
To help their bones!
What's a skeletons’ favourite
part of the house?
The living room!
What is Dracula's favourite
restaurant?
Murder King!
What is a Ghost's favourite food?
HamBoogers
Why don’t skeletons
like parties?
They have no body to dance with!
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